"Hey...... Don't worry, little lady, let's get home, don't worry, I will be very gentle! "The old way is full of foul language.

This woman looks like she must be thirty or forty years old, but her charm is still there, especially the enchanting figure, she is still a beauty if she doesn't look at her face.

"Hua Lao Dao, it's five times a month, are you interesting?" The woman looked helpless.

Hua Bule stood in front of the door of the Taoist Temple, so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth, and tremblingly pointed at Lao Dao and stammered: "Master...... Master? You...... You...... You're not...... Isn't it dead? No way...... I'm not dreaming, am I? ”

Dare to love this perverted old way is actually the legendary flower thief, flower wings!!

The point is that this old thing is in his eighties, regardless of whether he is alive or dead, a man is in his eighties, and he has to go out to find a woman, what is his...... Is it okay? It's really a legendary flower thief, Niu B!

Hua Zhizi looked up, his apprentice came back, and instead of showing joy, he put down the half-old who was resisting on his shoulder, and pointed at the apprentice and scolded.

"Little Bunny!! You're back! If you don't come back, the teacher will come to you! You rebel! If I don't skin you alive today, I won't be a flower! "The old man is not young, but he is still strong and healthy, and he walks vigorously. rushed in a few steps, raised his hand and hit Hua Bule in the face.

Hua Bule didn't dare to fight back, nor did he dare to hide, so he simply knelt on the ground and waited for the master to fight.

He was seriously injured, and his brothers naturally did not watch him being beaten. Na Xi grabbed the big hand of the flower shoulder, and said politely: "The seniors are merciful, Brother Bule is seriously injured, and I really can't afford to slap you." ”

"Yes, senior, Hua Bule usually says in front of us how suave you are. And...... And you're not all ??? All??? Ma Chengfeng shrugged his shoulders awkwardly and turned around and pointed in the direction of the bamboo forest.

"What? Did he say I was all dead? Fart! I just had a serious illness, and my body temporarily entered a dormant state, and the more I talked, the more angry I became, when I opened my eyes, I didn't expect to lie in a black coffin! Luckily, this kid didn't nail my coffin, otherwise he would have buried me alive! ”

"Hibernated?" Ma Chengfeng looked at Na Xi, both of them are masters of the rivers and lakes, and they have also seen a lot of world-beating magic skills in the past year, but they have never heard of any kung fu that can make people enter a state of suspended animation.

They were talking here, Chang Xiaoman hurriedly pulled away the woman who was tied to the flower shoulder, and said Sister-in-law, you better run!

I never thought that instead of leaving, the old ladies with plump breasts and fat buttocks instead sat down on the steps, lifted Erlang's legs and said, "What? Is this going to drive the old lady away? Haven't you heard that it's easy to invite God and it's hard to send God? I don't care, this old thing has to take care of my food today, and I'll carry it back tomorrow morning! ”

Everyone can't cry or laugh, there are still such strong women in the world? He's a flower thief, isn't he? Isn't she afraid? Is your innocence no better than a meal?

Although this woman is old and has long looked down on the affairs of men and women, she is still ashamed to say it in front of so many men, she dragged Xiao Man and Lei Wenwen aside, lay under their ears and whispered a few words. After hearing this, the two girls who laughed laughed heartily, and even laughed with tears.

What's going on?

It turns out that this flower thief has not changed his heart, he is lustful, and he always thinks about sleeping women. Over the years, I have not gone down the mountain to find women. This old lady is the widow of the king under the mountain, her husband has been dead for many years, and her heart is also very itchy, and she always thinks about a little sexual encounter.

Hua Beizi saw her thoughts, and secretly drugged her and carried her up the mountain, but he was over eighty years old after all. The lower body has long been lifted, and every time I want to do something unstoppable, I lift the crotch of my pants and take a look, and the baby inside can't stand up at all. In desperation, he could only leave the widow for a night and get over it. Every time he has to provide food for others, he has to go down the mountain for others the next day, and people lack firewood, rice, oil and salt, so he has to buy it with money.

The old man is old, and his head is not very bright, and he is confused and sober for a while, and he always forgets! No, this month is already the third time, and in the end, I don't even need medicine. When the day came, the widow lay down on the bed, and waited for the dead of night to come and pick her up. In addition, the rice bags at home were emptied early, waiting to be bought new.

For the widow of the king, where is this robbery? It's clear that he is here to fight local tyrants.

After a long time of resolving the misunderstanding between the master and apprentice, Hua Wingzi took the apprentice's pulse and checked his injuries.

He frowned sometimes and held his breath, and asked, "Disciple, your organs are too badly damaged, who hurt you?" ”

Hua Bule lowered his head and didn't dare to speak, he couldn't say that he was injured by a beast to save Lei Wenwen. Flower thieves have the rules of flower thieves, never marry, and wander the rivers and lakes. The master and apprentice have to compare with each other, and in the end, see who has slept with more women in their lives, then they can be famous in the master. The fate of this Chinese and Western is so wonderful, Hua Bule, a little-known flower thief, was accepted by the Lingzhou girl! The two have long been in love with each other for life. If you want to let the master know about this, he will definitely be expelled from the master.

"Senior, now is not the time to ask these questions, we have already taken care of him as a doctor, and the surgery has been done, but ...... He's your apprentice after all! Your heir! If there's anything else you can do, help him! Then he fell on his knees and begged him.

Ma Chengfeng echoed and said: "Yes, senior Hua, even if you are unhappy, no matter how bad it is, at least, you have three long and two short, he can send you to the end, right?" ”

The old thief nodded, stroked his beard, and said, "You foolish boy! As a teacher, I don't blame you for burying me alive in the grave, but I hate you for losing our master's secret book? If that secret book is still there, not only can your life be saved, but even as a teacher, you can rejuvenate yourself. ”

The widow Wang on the side raised her eyebrows disdainfully and muttered in a low voice: "Hmph, the old immortal, you are still rejuvenated, as long as you can get hard, you will burn high incense!" ”

"Cheats? You say the little yellow book? I didn't lose it? I thought you were going to die in old age, so I pressed that book under your tombstone. "The innocent look of the flower is not happy.

"Oh? Great, great! I have practiced to the last one! Ha ha...... As long as you have it! Looking at the entire rivers and lakes, our master and apprentice will be invincible! What 10,000 enemies? What Zhang Tieji? When I saw us, we both had to walk on our knees! Haha......" The flower was overjoyed, turned around and rushed out towards his graveyard.

(End of chapter)