Chapter 1055: Netizens Are Right (Chapter 1)

"Don't move, boy!"

Sure enough, as Wu Di had guessed, he pretended to be more alcoholic, squirmed and walked to a small forest on the side, and then lay on the bench in the woods for pedestrians to rest, talking nonsense and drunkenness.

The car in the back stopped on the side of the road not far behind, and then four boys dressed in non-mainstream clothes got down.

Each of them has a gold necklace or jade wrench, but the gold necklace is the kind of Vietnamese sand gold, as for other watches and jade wrenches, they are all goods that can be bought for hundreds of dollars on the Internet, which is a legendary X weapon!

The clothes on their bodies are all counterfeit brand-names bought for hundreds of dollars on the Internet.

And judging from their behavior of driving a modified Toyota 86, they are either poor modified car enthusiasts who love to be elegant, or they are scumbags who pretend to be x to deceive their eyeless sisters.

As soon as these people got out of the car, they immediately rushed over to surround Wu Di, and one of them also covered Wu Di's mouth with his hand to keep him from making a sound.

"Woo-woo-"

Wu Di didn't rush to make a move, but wanted to see what these young people wanted to do, whether it was the gang of villains who smashed their bodies and took their hearts and brains.

For the sake of realism, he still struggled slightly and deliberately made some noise.

"Don't move, I'm going to kill you!"

After several young people saw Wu Di struggling, one of them glared at Wu Di fiercely, and took out a fruit knife and shook it at him.

Wu Di pretended to be afraid, his eyes were full of fear, and then he couldn't make a sound at all.

"You two control his hands and body, I'm responsible for blocking his mouth and not making a sound, you go first, remember to wear a condom!

The man who covered Wu's mouth pointed to the other three companions, and commanded them in an orderly manner.

"What?

As soon as Wu Di heard this, his whole head was about to explode.

When he listened to the guy who covered his mouth order the two of them to control their arms and bodies, he thought they should have something to do with the case.

But when Wu Di heard the latter sentence, he was so angry that he blocked his throat with a mouthful of old blood, and then died of depression.

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He was expecting human traffickers, but he didn't expect a group of GAY to come!

"Bang-"

Wu Di couldn't control himself, so he jumped up from the ground suddenly, directly shook the three guys who were pressed on his body away, and fell heavily to the ground.

The guy who could enjoy it first was kicked into the lower abdomen by him, and he slammed into the tree.

"Madeβ€”"

Wu Di scolded angrily, and glared at the four men fiercely: "Stand in line for me, whoever dares to move will not blame me for being rude!"

"This ......"

The four of them saw that the drunken Wu Di suddenly went berserk, and instantly shocked them to the ground, and they all showed ghostly eyes, and they didn't know what to do at all.

They didn't even react to how Wu Di attacked themselves and fell to the ground!

"What are you doing stupidly? You want to suffer a little more, don't you?"

Wu Di saw that they didn't move, and glared fiercely at him and warned viciously.

The four of them looked at Wu Di unwillingly and fearfully, and finally obediently stood up from the ground and stood in line directly.

"Say, what the hell are you all about?"

Wu Di looked at them with a very ugly face, "I don't sleep at night and want to be a strong woman on the street to a man, is there a brain disease?"

The four of them lowered their heads in shame, and at the same time, they were even more afraid that Wu Di would retaliate against them.

Because they finally understood that Wu Di was pretending to be drunk and deliberately attracting people who were plotting against him.

They often watch TV and say that the policewoman dresses up as a lone office worker to attract the attention of so-and-so, and when they target themselves, they are arresting them.

Wu Di wouldn't be also a police officer/inspector who deliberately pretended to be drunk and fished out of their group, right?

They can openly do that kind of thing to Wu Di in the woods, it is definitely not the first offense, of course they are afraid of the police/Uncle Cha!

"Don't give me a grudge, tell me what is going on, confess leniently, resist strictly. ”

Wu Di urged impatiently, and pointed at the guy who covered his mouth and said, "You say, don't break one of your legs, I will do what I say!"

The guy trembled for a while, and finally told the truth, "We just heard on the Internet that there are often drunk girls at night near the bar street, so we just walked around the street near the bar to see where there was a drunk girl lying on the side of the road, and then picked her up or took her to the woods to play." ”

Wu Di has heard of this kind of thing, drunk girls are called dead fish, there is such a group of people who are specially picking up dead fish for fun, waiting in bars and waiting around the night every night.

Some girls are not unself-loving, but like the thrill of having fun with different strangers every night, and deliberately drunk themselves and slept on the street waiting for the men to pick them up.

Cities are big, and picking up dead fish happens every day, but not necessarily around you.

Another way for these groups to pick up dead fish is to stay at the door of the bar, and when they see which girl is more drunk, they take the initiative to go up and hook her up/say that they want to send her home, and they snap in the car halfway.

It's just that Wu Di didn't expect it...... If you are a man, you will also be picked up!

"Later, we couldn't find a drunk girl, so we looked for a man!"

The guy who was asked by Wu Di to stand up and explain lowered his head and said, "You know that it's not only women who can solve physiology these days, and the probability of men getting drunk and sleeping on the street is much greater than that of girls!"

"So you're going to do it to me, and to the men who are drunk and wandering around the streets?" Wu Di asked angrily.

"What's this?"

The man was not as panicked as before, and said in a somewhat disdainful tone: "There are many such things, and we are not the only ones to do." And those homeless people and beggars, when have you not slept with a drunk man or woman on the side of the road? I have seen no less than five homeless people sleeping with drunk men!"

Wu Di: "......"

He suddenly felt like he wanted to regurgitate his stomach!

Madea –

It's not that he hasn't seen the news of a man getting drunk and being X, but he hasn't seen a roadside beggar playing with him, and it's all a party between friends, and a few people who drank too much came to mess around.

Unexpectedly, this became the same trend as picking up dead fish, and the homeless people also joined in.

Madea –

It seems that the rumor on the Internet that you get drunk and sleep on the side of the road, and your butt hurts when you wake up the next day is true!

"Whew-"

Wu Di took a deep breath and tried to suppress the strange emotions in his heart, only hoping that those men and women who went out drinking would pay attention.

He was sure that these people were not a criminal gang, so he took out his mobile phone and called Uncle Jixing.

To Wu Di's surprise, as soon as he took out his mobile phone, Uncle Jixing called!