"Daddy and Mommy, coax together! Change!!! "Rub, even a three-year-old kid can say this spell now, and I don't know how he made it up at that time.

With a snort, Hu Xiaoci's body was wrapped in a layer of white mist, and after the white mist dissipated, a very exaggerated object appeared in front of him. How do you describe this play? Now there's a joke about it.

When the ghost dies, he asks, "God, the next time I reincarnate, I want to be as white as an angel and have a pair of wings." But I want to suck blood for the rest of my life. God hesitated for a moment and said, "Okay, then it's such a happy decision, you will be a protector in your next life."

An aunt's towel as long as one and a half meters long appeared in front of everyone. With a snort, He Qiumin who watched it almost didn't spurt blood, and even Ma Chengfeng was almost amused. Damn, is this the most impressive thing in Hu Xiaoci's heart? That's a spoof, isn't it?

"Oh, man of God! O man of God! Sir, don't blame us, we are all mountain people, I don't know that Mr. has the power to reach the sky. "Fortunately, these mountain people are so confused, in fact, in the poor mountainous areas, most people really don't know what their aunt's towel is. There were also a few old men who thought it was a big cushion, but they all sat on it, and said that it was soft and comfortable.

Ma Chengfeng's mouth grew up, and he didn't say a word for a long time. Auntie towel is aunt towel, you can change it well, why is there a red dirt in the middle of the aunt towel...... "Nima!! You witch god hurry up and turn me back! The angry Ma Chengfeng kicked the giant aunt towel into the air, and Hu Xiaoci turned into a body and fell from the top of his head.

"Cheng Feng, does it look like it? Like not? I became Sister Xiaoman's ......" She actually said in front of everyone that it was used by Chang Xiaoman...... Ma Chengfeng is ashamed and annoyed! I can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into!

"Ahem...... Cough...... You've already seen my skills, and I'm here to help you. May I ask whose family lost the bones of the ancestor? Ma Chengfeng endured it, wiped away the tears that came out of his laughter just now, and asked in a tone pretending to be a master of the rivers and lakes. The group of dutiful fellows immediately took out their cigarettes and respectfully handed them to him.

"You're right? Well, actually, this is easy to do, so let's do it, you write the birth date of your ancestor to me, and one day later, I will help you find the bones of your ancestors. Ma Chengfeng took the cigarette and said slowly with his head held high. And guaranteed that he was just to accumulate more yin virtue and good karma, and absolutely did not take a penny.

As soon as the common people heard that the Coke was bad, they immediately lined up one by one, saying that it is rare for us to have a living immortal like you here, so please hurry up and show us.

The mountain people in the poor countryside are superstitious and want Ma Chengfeng to help "watch things". Of course, the most important thing is that Ma Chengfeng promised them not to take a penny. In these years, there are few accurate feng shui gentlemen, and even fewer do not collect money, especially since they have also seen Ma Chengfeng's "magical powers" with their own eyes. He was worshiped as a god.

Ma Chengfeng said don't worry, I'll do it for you one by one, first find the bones of the ancestors of this fellow family, and then point you to a feng shui treasure again, you have moved all the bones of the immortals, and the family will definitely be peaceful and will not suffer from poverty again.

Although Ma Chengfeng is slightly similar to feng shui, where would he refer to feng shui yin house. It's purely to fool people, but the feng shui of this tomb mountain is all occupied by the sevenfold immortal pagoda in the Qinling Mountains, and it is a place of great evil. Even if these people are allowed to move their ancestral graves elsewhere casually, it will make their homes peaceful and change the fortune of future generations.

Ma Chengfeng took the birth date of the lost corpse and left the village with the two girls.

"Your uncle! You are not allowed to change in the future, should you hear it? What do you think about every day in your little head? Do you know how to write the word shame? On the way, Ma Chengfeng picked up Hu Xiaoci's ears and counted them.

"You're a murderer again, and they just helped you round the field. Do you know that changing people once consumes a lot of cultivation, and besides, people don't become like them? Look at those uncles and aunts who like me a lot? Isn't that right, Sister Qiu Min? ”

He Qiumin smiled extremely far-fetched, and stumbled and said, "Hmm...... It seems like...... Seems to be, right? Can...... But little fox, do you know what it's for? The girl's stuff can't be shown to others. ”

"Why? I thought it was fragrant and soft, I asked Sister Xiaoman, and she said it was...... That's for hemostasis. It should be a panacea, right? Since it's medical, why be ashamed? Why can't you show it to others? Hu Xiaoci became a hundred thousand whys, and Ma Chengfeng, who asked, had to hide aside, leaving this shameful question to Qiu Min to see how she answered.

"Yes...... Okay okay, I admit that I lost, the little fox is right, it's to stop the bleeding!! Cheng Feng? You might as well educate your fox, okay? Again...... Again...... I...... I ......, "He Qiumin's cheeks are crimson and hot, and she can fry omelets, how can a girl explain the purpose of her aunt's towel in front of a boy!" It's too dirty!

The little fox aggressively caught up with Qiu Min and said, "Why don't I become the one you are wearing underneath?" I've seen it too, hey......" Qiu Min was going to be blindsided when he heard it, when did this perverted fox ever see himself change his aunt's towel? She must have some special fetishes, right?

"Damn!! Dirt is up!! Hu Xiaoci, if you don't shut up, Lao Tzu will send you to the zoo! "Ma Chengfeng really wanted to find a rope to hang himself. How can there be such a fox in the world? Does she really not know? Or is it deliberate? Such a fox is not suitable for being a girl, but more suitable for changing into a man, and being a flower thief who messes with flowers everywhere.

Where there is Hu Xiaoci, laughter is always inseparable, and being tossed by her like this reduces the pressure in everyone's hearts a little. Ma Chengfeng took the two of them into Qinling, and then said that we don't have much time left. Fortunately, with the birth date of the dead ghost, we can use this to find the big zongzi.

Although he has always hated his grandfather, he has to admit that what his grandfather Ma Lao Er left him is an inexhaustible wealth. There are many strange and strange forbidden techniques in the rivers and lakes, and there is one of them that specifically uses the eight characters of the dead to make a fuss.

Ordinary Mr. Yin and Yang will use the hour of the dead man's breath to do his hands and feet, but this craft is different, whether people are dead or alive, they must define this life by the time when they have just been born from their mother's womb. It's like a human label, unless you go to hell after death to serve your sentence and then reincarnate again, you can completely abandon this label and change your fate in the next life.