The 840th episode of the big zongzi spits filth
Ma Chengfeng's wrist flicked, and the Seven Star Blade flipped up from bottom to top, and the silver light under the sinkhole of the silver light of the treasure blade shone brightly.
Secretly said that they had not encountered the king of all evils in the ancient tomb before, and the big zongzi were the nightmare of the tomb robbers, they were infinitely powerful and extremely ferocious. There are some exaggerated elements in our book, in addition, Ma Chengfeng and Na Xi and others are all uneducated, and they are among the best masters in the rivers and lakes, and they may have a chance to encounter a big zongzi. If this is an ordinary tomb robber, if he really drags out a large dumpling in the coffin of the ancient tomb, it will be more than lucky. Do you really think that every tomb robber in the world will kick and fight? The big zongzi smelled the vitality of the living people and immediately started to bite it, but it is not like the one shown on TV, which can be solved with a bullet by pointing a gun at the head? The shock and consternation given to people at the moment when the big zongzi was deceived cannot be reflected in it.
But then look at the big zongzi in the dragon robe in front of him, after he got out from under the waterhole, although he stretched out his arms and showed his slender nails, he didn't mean to attack them at all, so he just stood there and looked at them. The three of them surrounded this guy, knowing that this thing might have been good for many years, although it was not at the level of the corpse king, it was definitely not that easy to deal with, so no one dared to rush forward.
But after surrounding him for more than a minute, they still didn't see him move, and everyone began to murmur in their hearts. Could it be that I was wrong? This guy is a dead thing? But how did the dead thing come up from the bottom of the pool? Ma Chengfeng pursed his mouth, glanced at Na Xiu, and motioned for him to go up and test it. The head was shaking like a rattle.
"Your uncle, every time you touch this game, you should let me go, you are too grandson, Ma Chengfeng? Is there a brother you do this? ”
"Don't you think you're better than me? Who are you not on? I still have to protect Xiao Man here. Ma Chengfeng said with a smile.
"You don't come, I didn't say I want you to protect me. But you two be careful, I always think there's something special about this thing when it doesn't move? You see, he is dressed in a dragon robe and wears a dragon crown on his head, if it is the corpse of the emperor, it is not so simple. Xiao Man glanced sideways at Ma Chengfeng. Now it seems that Chang Xiaoman's kung fu is much higher than that of these two brothers, it is no exaggeration to say that Xiaoman's kung fu may be one against two, if Ma Chengfeng's machismo comes up in the future, the end can be imagined. Who protects whom?
Since ancient times, tomb robbers are divided into four veins, touching gold, moving mountains, hair hills, unloading mountains, these four veins have a unique way to deal with the ancient tomb dumplings, the most famous of which is the "Kui Xing Kick Fight" of the mountain movers. The knowledge of Kuixing kicking is very simple, there is a large vertebra on the back of the human body, which is the key bone that supports the movement of the human body, there is a piece of cartilage directly above this vertebrae, and almost all the tendons of the body pass near this cartilage, if this cartilage is broken, it doesn't matter if you are a general who can fight well, or a master of the rivers and lakes with unique skills, or a zombie with infinite strength, you will no longer feel when you fall. However, this cartilage is not easy to find, and it is not marked in traditional Chinese medicine.
The great thing about the mountain movers lies in this, they can find the key point on the back of the big zongzi without much effort, and directly crush the cartilage with their knees, even if they encounter the thousand-year-old corpse king drought, this method is also tried and tested. Later, there were some masters on the rivers and lakes who tried to copy this mastery, and almost all of them were similar, but the effect may not be as powerful as the authentic "Kuixing Kick Fight".
Ma Chengfeng had heard Chu Tianyue talk about the ancestral craft of the mountain movers, and there was indeed a detailed map of the distribution of human veins in the "Scripture of Theft", and the exact location of the cartilage tissue was marked on it. He carefully twisted his hands and feet around the big zongzi, and looked carefully, it should be a foot six under this guy's neck, with his current speed, as long as this guy doesn't fight back, he can unload his big spine in an instant.
He glanced at his two companions, motioning for them to distract the guy, and then he quietly approached step by step with the Seven Star Blade.
But as soon as he took two steps, he saw the neck of the big zongzi inadvertently thrust up, as if he had a tendency to attack them, and the frightened Ma Chengfeng hurriedly jumped away. This is a zongzi with at least a few hundred years of Taoism, if you take off his brilliant dragon robe, maybe he will have white hair on his body! Naturally, it is not to be underestimated.
"Huh? Cheng Feng, wait, look at his reaction? It seems like...... It doesn't seem to be attacking us, but ...... Is he retching? Xiao Man pointed at him in surprise and said.
Ma Chengfeng hurriedly went around to the front of the big zongzi, and saw that the big zongzi was indeed retching, making a shuddering sound in his mouth, and he didn't know what was stuck in the esophagus that made him uncomfortable.
"Stand back! Go back! Fast! Cheng Feng also felt that something was wrong, so he dragged the two of them and quickly took a few steps back, keeping a safe distance from this guy.
The big zongzi in the dragon robe looked very uncomfortable, and kept retching up, and spit out a few mouthfuls of black mucus out of his mouth, the mucus was extremely ugly, flowing down his chin, and staining the golden dragon robe. He retched several times in a row, and finally there was a bang, and he vomited out his intestines, heart, liver, and lungs. It has been dead for hundreds or even thousands of years, even if it is soaked in the cold spring water for a long time, can it not rot? That's disgusting! He vomited in front of the waterhole, and the three of them covered their stomachs and vomited in the back, vomiting in a sloppy manner.
"What's going on? Deliberately disgusting, isn't it? I rub! "The one who vomited almost vomited all the bile.
Xiao Man was afraid of his ladylike image, and reluctantly used his internal force to suppress the bad luck in his stomach, pinched his nose and hid to the side and said, "Look, there seems to be something in that pile." ”
"Isn't there something? It's not the intestines or the heart, liver and lungs, what the hell is this guy going to do? ”
"No, no, if you look closely, something seems to be wriggling? Be...... It's alive! Chang Xiaoman really couldn't bear to look directly at that pile of filth.
"Well, what about you, go and take a look." Ma Chengfeng kicked it over.
"Fuck your uncle, what disgusting things do you count on me? Lao Tzu is not going, he has to go by himself! "Then I haven't vomited here yet, how disgusting and disgusting that pile of filth is, I don't know what this emperor ate before he died, why is it so stinky?
(End of chapter)