"Grandpa, grandpa."

A teenager rushed to the room from outside with a schoolbag on his back and saw that his grandfather was already lying on the bed and was breathless.

"Grandpa, why are you in such a hurry, why don't you wait for me to come back, where are you putting all our family's property?" The boy cried.

Seeing this, some neighbors shook their heads and walked out of the room.

The young man cried and said, "Grandpa, you are so miserable, what should I do if you leave?" Who gave me the money to make me pick up a girl. ”

"Poof!"

The old man on the bed spurted a mouthful of blood and woke up.

"I'm grass, what the hell, why did I live again." The boy was startled and said with a face full of surprise.

"You unscrupulous descendant, you have raised you for sixteen years." The old man lay on the bed and looked at the young man angrily.

The young man smiled and said, "Old man, I knew that you were pretending to be dead, this is not the first time, how can you hide it from Young Master Ben." ”

"Bah, young master, look at your sling, how can I have a grandson like you." The old man said in disgust.

"Hey, you conscienceless old man, you peeked at who gave you the wind when the big girl took a bath, who bought you an inflatable doll when you were lonely, no conscience, no conscience." The young man said sadly.

"Ahem, don't talk about those useless things, I'll tell you something serious now, I'm really dead, my longevity is over, and now I want to see you when I come back." The old man said.

"Hehe, old man, don't pretend, return to the soul? Who are you fooling, I don't know what you can do, it's okay to deceive the old lady in the village, if you want to lie to me, there is no door. The boy said.

"Time is limited, long story short." The old man said, "Do you know how your father died? ”

"You've said it a hundred and eighty times, isn't it just that there are too many girls who are amorous and weak to death." Juvenile Road.

The old man shook his head and said, "I lied to you before, but in fact, I bragged and was killed by thunder." I see that your virtue is the same as your father's, so I'll come back to remind you. ”

"You're not mistaken, when did I brag, I'm a real cow." Juvenile Road.

"What a, boy, remember, don't go out of this mountain in this life, or you won't live to be twenty years old." The old man said seriously.

"Why?" The young man said with a puzzled expression.

"Hey!" The old man sighed and said: "The outside world is too prosperous, there are too many little girls and too beautiful, with your virtue, I am afraid that you will not be able to control yourself after you go out, and finally die in the woman's bed." ”

The young man just wanted to speak, but the old man waved his hand and said: "Okay, my time is up, there are too many regrets in life, I haven't touched the little girl's ass enough, I really want to live for another hundred years, goodbye boy, remember what I said." ”

After the old man finished speaking, he closed his eyes and never woke up again.

The boy cried a lot, and finally determined that his grandfather was really gone, so he sold his property, held a funeral for his grandfather, and kept watch in front of his grandfather's grave for seven days and seven nights, which can be regarded as fulfilling his filial piety, and then packed his luggage and prepared to go to the outside world to see.

The boy's name is Stone, and he has lived in the mountains with his grandfather for sixteen years, usually in the name of subduing demons and eliminating demons, and has touched the buttocks of the big girl and little daughter-in-law in the nearby villages, and now he is going to go outside to explore the world.

Stone feet wear straw sandals, linen clothes, and straw hats, dressed like urban beggars.

On this day, the wind was beautiful and the sun was shining, and the stones were whistling down from the mountain, and the thought that he was about to go out of the mountain to see the outside world, he could not help the excitement in his heart and began to sing.

"Little sister, don't be lonely, brother, I'll help you touch, touch and take off your clothes, take off your clothes and smile, take them off, touch them, hey, hey......, hey

"Let go of me, don't move me, help, help......"

Just as the stone was going down the mountain, he suddenly heard a woman's urgent cry for help in the distance.

"What the hell?" The stone was curious, and then snuck over.

When he got closer, he found two men under a large tree not far away, who were doing something to a little girl.

The little girl's blouse was torn and tattered, and her pants were halfway off.

The little girl was struggling desperately, and her mouth was pressed hard by one person and she couldn't make a sound.

"What the hell, how did you take off your clothes, it's so white." The stone smiled, then hid behind the tree, admiring it carefully.

The little girl is as old as a stone, she looks very watery, with big eyes, long hair, and her skin is white and tender, which makes people can't help but step forward and bite her mouth.

Especially the pair of big beautiful legs, thin and long, now half of them are exposed, round and smooth.

The two men were forcibly taking off the little girl's pants, but because the little girl was wearing tight jeans, they really couldn't take them off for a while.

"Waste, take it off hard." The stone hid behind the big tree and watched anxiously, and couldn't help but mumble.

"Who, who's there?" At this moment, a man heard a voice and stood up cautiously.

The other also stopped, then turned his head to look.

"Help, help me." The girl seemed to see a glimmer of hope and began to cry out desperately.

The man standing in front cautiously walked in the direction of the stone.

Seeing that the stone couldn't hide, he stood up with a smile and said, "You continue, don't worry about me, I'm just a spectator, I won't disturb you, continue to continue." ”

The strong man glanced up and down at the stone, and snorted disdainfully: "Hurry up and get out of Lao Tzu, don't hinder Lao Tzu if you want food." ”

Shi was unhappy when he heard this, and stood there and said confidently: "Don't pretend to be Lao Tzu in front of me, when I came out to mix, you were still wearing open crotch pants, besides, which dog saw me as a beggar?" ”

The strong man in front of him couldn't help but look at it twice when he saw that the stone was sophisticated and reasonable.

But seeing that the stone was dressed in tatters and his face was full of obscenity, he didn't think it was a character.

The strong man chuckled, and then took off his shirt directly, revealing his muscles.

"Boy, I think you are toasting and not eating and drinking, looking for death, right?" The strong man glared at the wide-eyed fierce and vicious way.

"Damn, you're an exhibitionist, why are you taking off your shirt when you're idle?" Stone said with a face full of contempt.

"What? I'll kill you. After speaking, the strong man took two steps forward to grab the stone.

The stone hurriedly jumped away from the back, and then stretched out his hand to stop it: "Don't don't, I don't want to do it, I'm afraid that it won't be good if I accidentally beat you to death." ”

The strong man was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then couldn't help laughing, pointed to the stone and said, "You teaser, if Lao Tzu doesn't clean you up today, he will be in this area for nothing." ”