Chapter 830: 100,000 yuan for the toilet last time
"Nope."
Zhang Xian shook his head without hesitation and said: "Patriarch Bai, you see that the sky outside is already dark, I am a timid person, and there are rat spirits making trouble in the dark tonight, if I go alone, I am afraid that there will be no return!" ”
"Then you're holding back!" A careless reminder of the day.
"It's going to suffocate you!"
Zhang Xian looked at everyone embarrassedly, and explained in a mournful tone: "I'm a person, as long as I'm in a hurry, it's easy to go to the toilet, if I don't let me go, I'll be suffocated!" ”
Hearing him talk like this, I could only compromise helplessly: "Okay, okay, can't I go with you?" ”
But I have to make a condition, accompany you to the toilet once, at least 10,000 yuan. ”
"I went to the toilet with you eight times today, and you gave me 100,000, how about it?"
"100,000 is 100,000!"
Zhang Xian agreed without hesitation, and then took my hand and walked quickly to the door, leaving only a group of people in the room laughing.
After both of them stepped into the night outside the main pavilion, Zhang Xian took my hand a little tighter, and his eyes began to scan around, as if to observe whether there was danger.
Seeing him so vigilant, I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Mr. Zhang, you don't have to be so nervous. ”
"Long before I went out, my mind had locked on every plant and tree in this garden."
"Even the action of a reptile can't escape my eyes."
"So you can rest assured."
"Really?"
Zhang Xian pretended to ask a relaxed rhetorical question, and the force in his hand was a little lighter, but he still grabbed my hand, and he didn't mean to let go completely.
After the two of them came to the door of the bathroom at the other end of the corridor, Zhang Xian took my hand and walked to the bathroom without hesitation.
For this reason, I hurriedly dragged him and said depressedly: "Mr. Zhang, I watched you withdraw your urine eight times this afternoon, and you can spare me this time in the evening, I really don't want to watch the battle anymore, can you go and withdraw your urine yourself?" ”
"I'll wait for you outside, you can call me if there's anything!"
Zhang Xian vetoed without hesitation: "No, I am only with you that I am sure, only by not leaving an inch, can I have a sense of security, Patriarch Bai, you can do it." ”
"You don't want to make an inch!"
I couldn't help but scold: "Mr. Zhang, the most competent bodyguard in the world, can't accompany the boss into the bathroom anytime and anywhere, and it's eight times in an afternoon, what kind of system is this." ”
"Patriarch Bai, don't be angry!"
Zhang Xian persuaded with a smile on his face: "That's it, you accompany me to go in and withdraw urine this time, and I will add another 50,000 to you, a total of 150,000, how about it?"
"Haha."
Hearing this, I couldn't help laughing and said, "Mr. Zhang, I was just joking and teasing you in the living room just now, are you serious?" ”
"I, Bai Yiyang, am a merry and bony Zhuyou disciple, how can I accept your money at will!"
"That's not going to work."
Zhang Xian suddenly looked at me seriously, and swore solemnly: "Patriarch Bai, this is a mistake.
Although I, Zhang Xian, am in the officialdom, there are also several companies under the name of our family. ”
"So my identity is also half a businessman, and a businessman is the most trustworthy."
"What I said just now, I will definitely do it, so I won't lose a cent of what I should give you."
"Besides, you, a young man in your early twenties, are willing to accompany me, a middle-aged man, to the bathroom eight times, which is already an extremely precious thing."
"So no matter what, I'm going to repay you!"
"Okay, okay."
Seeing that he was about to start putting on the high-minded rhetoric of officialdom again, I hurriedly pushed him into the bathroom and urged him to solve it quickly.
Zhang first cautiously let go of his arm, then unbuttoned his pants with his back to him, and began to shush.
"Hiss......"
At the moment when he was shushing, suddenly the hissing scream of the day sounded in his ears again.
It's the same as the sound of the big mouse.
Zhang Xian naturally heard this strange voice, and was so frightened that he lifted his pants on the spot, and before he even had time to wash his hands, he grabbed my arm and exclaimed timidly: "Patriarch Bai, is that rat spirit here again?" ”
"Don't make a noise!"
I waved at him for silence, then gathered my sense and looked around.
After a few moments, I could faintly hear the sound of a slugger coming from the floor beneath our feet, followed by the sound of splashing water.
"Oops, run!"
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he hurriedly picked up Zhang Xian and ran to the outside of the bathroom.
At the moment of going out, out of the corner of his eye, he could faintly see several rats crawling out of the flush toilet and looking around wet.
Soon, a succession of rats continued to pour out of the sewers or other passages, and the entire golden bathroom was instantly made into a miasma by a group of rats.
Taking advantage of the fact that the rats had not yet assembled, I hurriedly pulled Zhang Xian through the corridor and ran towards the main hall in front.
It's a pity that Zhang Xian is too unlucky, because he is in the officialdom, he has always eaten big fish and meat, and he has never thought about fitness or exercise.
plus the heart is wide and the body is fat, so although the whole is not outrageously fat, it is as slow as a turtle when it runs.
After running a distance of five or six meters in the corridor, but already kicking and pouting, he wanted to stop and rest.
At this time, I already sensed the rat swarm that was chasing after me, and there was no room for slackness.
Immediately forcibly grabbed Zhang Xian's arm and quickly moved towards the front hall.
Zhang Xian kicked and said, "Patriarch Bai, just spare me, I really can't run." ”
"Nope."
Without looking back, I grabbed his arm and ordered loudly: "If you can't run, you have to run, it's better to be tired than to be gnawed into white bones by rats, right?" ”
Listening to my stimulation, Zhang Xian was so frightened that he trembled, and hurriedly increased his strength to run forward, and the speed was actually more than three steps faster than before.
Looking at his figure running forward, I couldn't help but laugh and scold in my heart: "This is really a dead fat man, and he can escape faster than anyone else." ”
But scolding and scolding, it's still important to escape.
During the run, I hurriedly turned around and saw that a large number of rats had poured out of the bathroom, and one of them was running at the front, which was simply standing out from the crowd.
I heard that Suosuo's voice was even worse, accompanied by bursts of screams, and it was almost creepy to hear me.
Although I knew that these little mice could not outspeed my shadowless form, the dense phobia in my heart made me tremble a little.
At that moment, he took a step, ran to the front as fast as he could, and almost rushed into the main hall with Zhang Xian.
Then he closed the wooden door of the main hall.