"Stop!"

The city god screamed angrily!

The hundred ghosts immediately retreated, standing in the distance, trembling, not daring to move a finger.

Chenghuang came to me, his eyes lit up, he patted me on the shoulder and laughed: "Gao Quan, there is a future!" You have a great future! This big beauty, very optimistic about you! Hahaha......"

I gave her a blank look and scolded in my heart: Ha fart! Lao Tzu's Ding Ding.

Me: "Hehe, I'm sorry, I'm not called Gao Quan." You didn't get my name right once. ”

Chenghuang was stunned: "Zhang Quan? Liu Quan? Li Quan? Hey...... It doesn't matter, the name is just a codename. ”

Me: "I'd like to hear you call it right once." ”

The group of ghosts in the distance looked at me secretly, their eyes were full of admiration, and even two of them secretly gave me a thumbs up, definitely praising me in their hearts: Cow! Brother, you are our idol. Do you know what the status of Lord Chenghuang is? dared to embarrass the city god. Why don't you go to heaven!

Lao Tzu is going to heaven today.

I know in my heart the weight of Mother Song to Chenghuang and Little Bear.

Belch...... Let's not talk about it.

In order to save Song's mother, Chenghuang did not hesitate to go to the realm of life and death to kill for 600 years. For what? In order to accumulate great military exploits and have weight in front of Emperor Xudu, he begged Emperor Xudu to find a way to help save Mother Song.

Even if Emperor Xudu makes a move, I am afraid that he will send countless subordinates, go to heaven and earth, the three realms and six realms, and search for them all over the world, which is tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack, and the failure rate is extremely high.

How can I have this "Six Paths and Ten Directions Spiritualism" is powerful.

I saw that the six realms and ten directions of the soul conjuring technique just now only attracted one soul of Mother Song, three souls and seven spirits, and the remaining three souls and six spirits did not return. Chenghuang has a request for me now.

I finally understood why there was no response after using the spell.

The soul of Mother Song, where it is located, I am afraid that it is unimaginable to be far away and dangerous.

It is even possible to be in the Shura Path, in the Hell Path, in the Heavenly Realm......

And among the five elements and ten directions, there are many places similar to the "Life and Death Realm" that do not belong to the Three Realms, or are located in the gap between the Three Realms. Mother Song's soul is not easy to summon back at one time.

Chenghuang and Xiao Xiongxiong have been pitting Lao Tzu for so long, and now Lao Tzu can go to heaven, why don't Mao vent the grievances in his heart?

I said, "Lord Chenghuang, think about it, what is my name?" ”

Chenghuang: "Zhao Quan! Yeah! It's Zhao Quan! ”

I glared at her, "Oh! ”

Chenghuang was not angry, grinned, scratched his head, tilted his head and thought for a while, with a look of sudden realization: "Oh...... I remembered it, it's called Jiang Quan! ”

Me: "Sister Jiang! ”

"I'm sorry, I don't have a sister." Chenghuang hippie smile: "Cao Quan? ”

Me: "Sister Cao! ”

Chenghuang turned to look at the little bear bear and shouted, "Sister, take off your clothes, he wants to cao you!" For the sake of Mother Song, it's time for you to sacrifice it. ”

Little Xiong Xiong's pretty face was slighted, ignoring Chenghuang, and snorted coldly at me: "Huangquan, don't go too far! ”

Excessively?

Am I calling this excessive?

Xiao Xiongxiong first took me to the City God Temple, used me to attract firepower, she attempted to assassinate the City God, ran away by herself, and ignored me. Then forced me to come to the City God Temple again, let me face the City God alone, steal the "Sanqing Taoist Sutra" and the Jiuyin Jade Flute, and said that I want the "Sanqing Taoist Sutra", she wants the Jiuyin Jade Flute, but she will sell me when she turns around, and wants to run away with the "Sanqing Taoist Sutra" and the Jiuyin Jade Flute.

Who's going to do it?

If this girl still thinks I'm too much, then I'm sorry, I'm too much today.

I lay on the ground and couldn't get up, so I played like that: "Lord Chenghuang, come on, tell my brother what my name is." ”

Chenghuang had a really good temper, and said with a hippie smile: "Yellow Spring! Brother Huangquan, you adults don't care about villains, help us. ”

I got up and roared, "Help! Mother Song's soul wandered in the Three Realms and Six Realms, possibly in any place in the Five Elements and Ten Directions. Even if it's the Emperor of Xudu, it's not so easy to find, I'm a little person, looking for a fart! Hehe, in front of Lord Chenghuang, I don't dare to say big things. The most hated thing by Chenghuang is braggart. I can't do it, and I don't dare to deceive you, the people you hate the most are the people who deceive you. What should I do if I find a hundred more female ghost rapers? You, you, you...... Don't hide back, it's you, the old lady with a cane, wasn't you the fastest just now? The most despised is people like you, taking the bus, this pain and itching, looking old, weak, sick and disabled, dancing square dance for two hours without stopping, hey, no. Now you're faster! Come on, suck me! ”

Chenghuang hurriedly came over and haha: "Brother Huangquan, don't be angry. I'm angry, and my body is not good. What a little ghost is angry with her. Let's go into the house, I'll help you relax, relax, and make you happy. ”

Ten minutes later, I was sitting on the lid of that big red coffin.

Cheng Hong was behind me, and a hippie smiley face helped me squeeze my shoulder.

Life is like this, you can never figure out whether this minute is helpless and helpless, and you want to commit suicide, and the next minute will be whether you will be extremely happy, prosperous and rich. Therefore, we should never lose hope. When your efforts happen to be lucky, your future will make you envious and jealous of your current self.

Chenghuang called me wrong by name a hundred times, but now, he is a Huangquan brother, and he has never made a mistake again.

She was cute and said sweetly: "Brother Huangquan, can you summon the rest of Mother Song's soul back later?" ”

I squinted my eyes and enjoyed the massage of the city god. Brother just wants to ask, who in the whole world has ever had this kind of treatment?

I lazily said, "I won't be able to wait a while." That kind of spell is too mana-consuming. And there is a limit, I can only use it once a day. But you don't have to worry, Mother Song's three souls and seven spirits, although they are scattered, they can't be summoned back at one time, but the three souls and seven spirits are related to each other, and this spirit is back, you are all so powerful, you can naturally feel that the other three souls and six spirits are not dangerous. ”

Chenghuang: "That's good, that's good...... Hehe, Brother Huangquan, I'll call a few female ghosts to accompany you later, don't worry, I won't suck your yang energy, and it can also make your yin and yang reconcile and your body is better. Wait for tomorrow, shall we summon Mother Song's soul again? ”

Me: "Ugh...... Forget about the pretty female ghost. Brother can be regarded as a person with a wife, how can a decent gentleman like brother casually mess with flowers and grass outside? ”

Chenghuang's face was red: "Uh...... Brother Huangquan, can you remove your hand from my lap......"

Little Bear Bear was next to him with a pretty face: "Connivance! Leave it to me, I have a hundred ways to make him unable to survive, unable to die, obedient to his words, and dare not resist. ”

I frowned and said, "Sister Chenghuang, you said that you are the same as your old sister, why do I feel happy when I see you, and make me angry when I see her?" There's nothing to do with her here, let her go! When she's gone, let's talk about touching her thighs...... Belch...... Let's talk about helping Mother Song's soul summon ......"

Chenghuang threw the Nine Yin Jade Flute to Little Xiongxiong, snorted lightly, and said, "You go!" Brother Huangquan doesn't want to see you! ”