Either what the ancients said, friends, be cautious.

Because once you make this friend, it's a lifetime thing.

Looking at the other side of Jiang Erye, who was in good spirits, but obviously lacked confidence, was very weak and pale, Quan Zimo took it to feed the dog's heart for many years, and couldn't help but feel a pain.

"How can you be miserable than I look!" Spat viciously with the circles under his eyes, Quan Zimo poked a finger at Jiang Erye's already sunken cheek, and the spit stars flew wildly, "I don't know, who was forced to go to the deep mountains and old forests to live a life where they can't eat meat!" ”

Jiang Erye, who was lying on the mahogany carved bed, smiled weakly, "You have eaten my precious niece, and you still want to eat meat?" ”

Quan Zimo's expression froze, and then he smashed himself on the big bed in a dejected manner, lying in the shape of a city university.

"Ever since I put your niece to sleep, I've felt embarrassed when I saw you." 
"You think I'm not embarrassed. Jiang Er Ye rolled his eyes and looked sideways at the person lying next to him, "Don't smoke, I'm a terminal lung cancer patient, and you're still smoking next to me." ”

"Anyway, you don't have a few days to live, and I don't feel guilty about smoking second-hand smoke." 
"You ......" Jiang Er Ye smiled, "Others are in front of me, for fear that they will say something that will make me uncomfortable." You're good, where I hurt, I'll poke the knife wherever you say. "Second master. ”

Suddenly, Quan Zimo called out in a very low tone.

Second Master Jiang looked at him with a smile, "What's wrong?" ”

"I won't say anything about the apology. After all, I was wrong the first time. This second time, but your precious niece slept with me. "I understand. "If you die, I will definitely help you take care of Baby Jiang. "She's my baby, she's the meat of my heart, and I know you won't wronged her. "My friend's daughter can't sleep, it's she who sleeps with me, I don't. ”

"Alright, I know. You just explained, and I have no intention of settling accounts with you. ”

Quan Zimo snorted coldly, squinting at Jiang Erye, "You want to settle accounts with me then, just your body?" Don't be ashamed, now, I'm afraid I can't even hold a water cup steadily? ”

In the end, Quan Zimo's voice was uncontrollably low.

Jiang Erye's heart warmed.

This friend of his, after all, has made the right one.

"What, feel sorry for me?"

"Sad fart. Lao Tzu just sighed, in the future, my mahjong legs, there will be one less. ”

"Look at you, why are you still sad. At my age, life and death have long been seen. Early death and late death are deaths. I don't have anything to be unwilling about, what do you feel uncomfortable about. "You're dead, and you haven't thought about Lao Tzu's feelings? Quan Zimo was furious, and he couldn't wait to press the cigarette butt on the pale old face, "Lao Tzu doesn't have many friends, and there are only a few of you who go back and forth." You are so happy to die, how do you make me feel good! Didn't you say okay, you still want to go to the little girl together to be happy, you can't bear to leave me alone? "Quan Zimo, no matter how you talk, you have become a resentful woman. Listen, others have heard this, and those who don't know still think that you are my best friend. "Because Lao Tzu has a friend who is going to die. ”

As he spoke, Quan Zimo's eyes suddenly turned red, and his old face was a little unbearable.

"Get out." Second Master Jiang's face sank, "It was not easy for me to convince myself to see the matter of life and death, and I was reluctant to die if you let you mix it up like this." If you're coming to find someone who doesn't like me, get out of here. I still want to die without any worries and go back to Elysium. ”

I have hidden thoughts in my heart, I am afraid that I will not be able to go to Elysium, so I can only stay in the yang world and be a lonely ghost.

"Quan Zimo, don't hurt me." 
A carp turned over and sat up, Quan Zimo stretched out his two hands and pinched Jiang Erye's beard fiercely, "The old immortal thing, told you to smoke every day, told you to fool around every day, now it's okay!" Lung cancer! "Get out. You don't smoke, do you? "That old man didn't get lung cancer either! "When you reach my age, you'll be sick more than I am! ”

"Hmph, even if that day even comes, you won't be able to see it! Lao Tzu is definitely dead behind you. Second Master Jiang sighed lightly, "Na, help me take good care of the baby." I can't let go of her now. "Rest assured! Lao Tzu must sleep with your niece every day and spend your inheritance! "Hehe, that's right. Quan Zimo, the expression of the resentful woman is not suitable for you. Remember, at my funeral, you are not allowed to shed tears. You, you have to send me away happily. Don't let me be a lonely ghost. ”

"Second master."

"What's wrong again?" 
"Lao Tzu will not go to your funeral. Because Lao Tzu couldn't help it. "Oh, then don't come. Anyway, I don't want to see your girly face. ”

"Speaking of the girl's girly face, Ye Chengshu is okay." 
"Where is Ye Tezhu girly? Masculine no. If I were fifty years younger, I would have to find a way to sleep with him. ”

"Old thing, people are going to die, and they still have spring dreams. Sleeping on the leaf once? If you are capable, why don't you go to heaven? It's really old and indecent. ”

"Only by being old and unserious can I be friends with your little impropriety."

"Ye Chengshu heard what you said, I guarantee that he can send you to Elysium to see the Buddha now." 
"Oh, then I want to sleep with him too. "If I eat both men and women, I will also want to sleep with Ye Chengshu. ”

"After all, his face is really beautiful."

"Then or my friend will help you fulfill one last wish." 
"What last wish? I didn't know I had a last wish to fulfill. ”

"I'll help you tie up Ye Chengshu and let you sleep with him once."

"That's a good feeling. If I had the stamina, but—"

"It's better to ...... Shall I send you both to Elysium with you to stay with the Buddha for a long time? ”

In the room, a third voice suddenly sounded did not surprise the old and young who were not serious. Instead, let those two be unscrupulous.

"Ye Chengshu, you are finally here. I'll be waiting for you for a long time! Quan Zimo helped Jiang Erye up from the bed and leaned against the head of the bed, and beckoned to Ye Chengshu, who was standing at the door, "Come on, I'll be waiting for you." ”

Ye Chengshu walked in elegantly with two bottles of wine in his hands, squinted at the two people on the bed, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "If it weren't for the fact that one of you was terminally ill and the other had red eyes, based on the conversation between the two of you just now, I would really send you to accompany the Buddha forever." ”

With a wipe of his eyes on his sleeve, Quan Zimo shouted at the top of his voice, "Who has red eyes, you can make it clear!" "Heh......" sneered, Ye Chengshu got three glasses of wine, and pointed to the tip of his nose, "My eyes are red?" ”

Shrinking his neck, Quan Zimo was silent.

Damn, let Ye Chengshu see his red eyes, he is simply faceless!

If there was a crack in the ground, he would have gotten into it without hesitation.

Second Master Jiang leaned on the head of the bed, looked at the two of them weakly, and smiled, "I didn't expect to make another friend before I died, it's worth it." ”

"I'm not going to be friends with an old man who wants to sleep with me." Ye Chengshu handed a wine glass to Second Master Jiang with an expressionless face.

Jiang Erye stretched out his hand tremblingly, the wine glass was not yet steady, and the wine in the cup had been spilled.

Ye Chengshu sighed, took the wine glass back, poured the wine again, and personally fed Jiang Erye to drink.

"The wine that you Ye Tezhu fed himself is delicious."

After a glass of wine, Jiang Erye's face was a lot ruddy, but it was not healthy and ruddy. Instead, I saw a shocking red.

Seeing this scene, Quan Zimo's eyes turned red again.

couldn't help but scolded again, "You look like you're going to die, I really can't stand it!" ”

The more hard he scolds, the more uncomfortable he feels.

Who doesn't know anymore?

Second Master Jiang didn't pay attention to him at all, and raised his eyebrows at Ye Chengshu, "Whether you recognize me or not, anyway, I made you a friend." "If you shouldn't say it, don't say it. Ye Chengshu's eyes were opened, and he was dizzy, "Even if you are a dying person, I will not be soft if I hear your meaty words again." ”

"I just thought about it and didn't say anything!" 
Quan Zimo snorted and drank a glass of wine, "You have that squinting expression, do you need to say?" Obviously, it won't work. ”

Dare to stare at Ye Chengshu with squinting eyes, he can only be a dead man. It just so happened that Jiang Erye was not far from death. It's just a matter of the past few days.

Therefore, Ye Chengshu snorted coldly and didn't speak, but personally fed Jiang Er Ye a glass of wine.

"The wine fed by the beauty—"

"! Ye Chengshu, the second master is like this, you really did it! Quan Zimo roared, "It's not a day or two that his mouth is cheap, you can't bear it?" He's a dead man anyway. ”

Withdrawing his hand lightly, Ye Chengshu asked with a smile, "If you don't slap him, how can you stop him and get down to business?" ”

A trembling hand stretched out and touched his aching cheek, and Second Master Jiang said happily: "With you two little friends here, I am very relieved." Today, let's not talk about the bad things after I die, let's drink, how about it? ”

"Don't drink it." Ye Chengshu refused with a smile and gracefully.

Quan Zimo blew directly at the bottle, "In broad daylight, Ye Tezhu won't drink, right?" "No, I just don't want to drink with the two of you. ”

Quan Zimo pouted, "Drinking with you, I just think that the wine is hard to drink." ”

"I can't drink with a guy with red eyes."

"I'm not happy to drink in front of a dying man!"

Second Master Jiang was annoyed, "You two are bickering, don't involve me." I'm dying, so can't you say something happy to coax me? ”

As soon as he heard this, Quan Zimo was happy, "You have been in the underworld for decades, Second Master Jiang, do you still need people to coax you with good obedience?" There is no shame in losing people. Jiang Erye smiled 'sneering', and the sound in his chest was like the sound of broken copper and iron colliding, which was harsh to listen to. He smiled, his beard trembling, and his lungs ...... It's like a machine that is about to be scrapped, and the trembling is unbearable.

Holding the wine bottle and putting it to Jiang Erye's mouth, Quan Zimo asked him: "If you are reluctant to die, say it now." Ye Chengshu has found a way to help you continue your life. "Survival? Jiang Erye pulled the corners of his mouth disdainfully, "Life is better than death, you can't drink, you can't hug women, you can't play mahjong, you can't smoke, you can't eat meat, it's better to die if you live like this." Ye Chengshu took a shallow sip of wine, nodded and said lightly: "Lying on the bed, barely living on the machine, boring." ”

Touching his beard, Jiang Erye's eyelids felt heavier and heavier, but his spirit was getting better and better.

He stretched out his trembling and dry hand, put it on the back of Ye Chengshu and Quan Zimo's hands, and said with great solemnity and sincerity-

"Little friend, my precious niece, please leave it to you."