Chapter 286: Wu Chao also has to perform a show

Jiang Xinmei persevered in trying to persuade Wu Mei, "You are so good-looking, what a waste if you don't go to a show, we are not a professional dance team, we just dance together, we can twist our arms and kick our legs, come on, I still have two people left, if you refuse to help, I won't be able to pay the difference." ”

Wu Mei made Jiang Xinmei's coquettish and cute rolling confused, and nodded ignorantly, Jiang Xinmei's coke was broken, hugged Wu Mei and kissed her, so frightened that she jumped up three feet high, and stared at Jiang Xinmei vigilantly.

"Haha, Wu Mei, you're so funny, I'm not a boy, what's wrong with kissing you?" Jiang Xinmei laughed.

Wu Mei wiped her face in disgust, she was most annoyed by others kissing her, as long as she thought of other people's saliva sticking on her face or mouth, she couldn't help but feel disgusted.

"Okay, okay, I won't kiss you in the future, okay? Look at your reaction so much, your husband will be miserable in the future! ”

Jiang Xinmei saw that Wu Mei was really disgusted with others kissing her, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, and said a few jokes to play a round, but she didn't know that Wu Mei was blushing again.

"Oh, Wu Mei, why are you like a mimosa, it's really pitiful for me!"

Jiang Xinmei was stunned for a few seconds, shook her head before she came to her senses, and secretly called Amitabha, Wu Meichang's appearance is to hook up with men to commit crimes, she is a girl and she is dumbfounded, tsk, it is still normal for her to look like this.

Wu Mei glanced at her with disgust, she really didn't see that Jiang Xinmei was such a character before, with a smooth tone, but she didn't feel bad about Jiang Xinmei, although this girl had a flowery mouth, her eyes were very clear, unlike Zhen Wanwan, who always had calculations in her eyes.

Wu Chao came over, the little cousin made the female hooligan rude, why did he have to be a brother, he squinted at Jiang Xinmei, and said intentionally: "Why don't I also have a show?" ”

Jiang Xinmei clasped her hands to her chest and looked at Wu Chao condescendingly, there was no way, this girl was half a head taller than the little fat man, and she didn't know what to eat.

"Wu Chao, what are you going to perform? You can't go on stage to sell pancakes, can you? Jiang Xinmei said with a smile.

Wu Mei hurriedly covered her mouth with her hand, this Jiang Xinmei was really bad when she spoke, and she didn't scold people with dirty words, Wu Chao snorted and panted, and snorted: "I perform blowing, I am a talented and connotative man." ”

The corners of Wu Mei's mouth twitched again, blowing Xiao?

For the word Mao sounds......

Of course, Jiang Xinmei didn't know the allusion to blowing Xiao, she looked at the little fat man suspiciously, "You really know how to blow Xiao?" It can't be bragging, right? ”

"What do I brag about? Lao Tzu can not only play Xiao, but also play the flute, Jiang Xinmei, do you think you will dance and twist your ass in this world? Hum! Wu Chao's head was raised high, and his nostrils were wide open.

Wu Mei couldn't help but smile and said: "My cousin is really good at playing Xiao, and he also knows how to play the flute and erhu, in addition to not being able to study, he is also very powerful in other crooked ways." ”

The little fat man is still quite accomplished in music, Xiao, Erhu, Dizi These instruments are self-taught by him, and no one in the martial arts knows these, he bought his own books on this subject, and then went to the park to consult his New Year's friends, and actually let him learn a lot of Chinese folk musical instruments, and then he also taught himself pipa, guzheng, guqin or something.

Only one point, the little fat man never learns Western musical instruments, because the little fat man feels that Western musical instruments have no connotation and are not as good as Chinese musical instruments.

Wu Chao was quite satisfied with the first half of Wu Mei's sentence, but the second half of the sentence was not so ear-catching, and the little fat man sneered heavily, expressing his strong dissatisfaction.

What crooked ways?

These are the long history of the Chinese nation and the quintessence of the country!

Talking to uneducated people is tiring!