Chapter 192: If you don't do it, you don't die, the people in the city really know how to play
I gritted my teeth and said, "Say it, no matter what, my brother will promise you." ”
Jiu'er: "In the future, I will go wherever you go, and you can't leave me." ”
I was stunned: "Girl, it seems to be the same now." ”
Jiu'er: "Hmph! I'm going to follow you in class. ”
I imagined the scene when Jiu'er followed in class, and said ruthlessly: "Success!" Follow! ”
Jiu'er: "When you sleep, I will follow." ”
My head was full of black lines: "Girl, you're a big girl!" ”
Jiu'er held her cheeks, waved her hand like a little adult, sighed, and said, "Alas...... Huang Quan, you go, let me die here alone. ”
I was depressed: "Good! Sleep also follows. ”
Jiu'er's eyes lit up and shouted, "You want to sleep with me......"
Me: "Okay! Sleep with you in my arms. ”
Jiu'er: "When you take a bath, I will follow." ”
I'll go!
That's not going to work.
In particular, if I dare to take Jiu'er with me in the bath, it would be strange if the twin sisters didn't kill me. My sister Yan Wushuang must have locked me up for molesting the underage Lori.
I said fiercely, "Girl, it's too much." ”
Jiu'er waved her hand again: "Alas! Huang Quan, leave me alone, let me die here. ”
Numb, at a young age, he learned so cunningly, is this still necessary? Who did you learn from, everyone is fine.
Can't pamper her!
I rushed over, picked her up, and without saying a word, turned and walked out.
Jiu'er struggled in my arms, her little fists kept pounding my chest, hugging my neck, on my neck, shoulders, wrists, face, gnawing everywhere, biting wherever she caught......
The door to the living room opened, and the little girl suddenly stopped making trouble.
Linglong and I also frowned at the same time.
There was a man outside.
I don't know when, a peach tree with a crooked neck appeared at the door. On the branches of the peach tree, the red-clothed female ghost and evil god is sitting on it, holding a horizontal flute, lips teasing, the music is graceful and beautiful, the classical red dress is fluttering, she is shaking two white legs, reflecting the peach blossoms blooming all over the tree, beautiful.
Now is not the season for peach blossoms to bloom at all, peach trees, the essence of the five trees, suppress the evil spirit, and the ghosts don't like the peach wood, so the normal ghosts will not get close to the peach tree.
However, the red-clothed female ghost god Ni Shang obviously can't be classified as a normal ghost.
She sat on the peach tree and looked at us with a smile.
I clenched my delicate little tender hand to prevent her from making a rash move.
The evil god Nishang stopped the...... Well, it's the flute, and he laughs and says, "You lost." ”
What the heck?
I frowned, thinking to myself, why did I lose?
When she brought us here, she said that if we couldn't get out for three days, we would stay here forever. Looking at the time, it was just past midnight, only a few hours, and it was still three days early. Besides, the ghost in this ghost cave in the Yin Mansion has been leveled, and he didn't lose?
Jiu'er in my arms seemed to dislike her very much, gave her a blank look, pouted, and buried her head in my arms.
The smile on the face of the evil god Nishang was even better: "I know what your purpose is, anyway, it has nothing to do with me, I hope that in the future, our well water will not interfere with the river water." ”
I'm a little confused, what is this? What? What the hell are you talking about?
She brought me here, what purpose can I have? Is it right that she has a conspiracy?
I suddenly had a flash of inspiration, could it be that the words of the evil god Nishang were said to my aunt Linglong?
That's not right!
I looked at Linglong, and Linglong was also looking at me, our eyes were wide and small, and her eyes were more confused than mine.
Could it be that this sentence was said to Jiu'er......
Heheda, please, Jiu'er is a child, although the origin is a little wonderful, but Ni Shang is an evil god, an evil god who is so fierce that Zhong Kui judges, she is so kind and pleasant to Jiu'er? It's ridiculous, crazy, okay?
Linglong snorted coldly: "Hey! Are you sick, have you taken your medicine? ”
The smile on Nishang's face slowly converged, squinting her eyes, looking at Linglong, and there was already a murderous intent in her voice: "What did you say?" ”
My scalp was numb, and I hurriedly played a round.
I pulled my aunt behind me with a hippie smile and said, "Sister Evil God, don't get me wrong. My aunt means to say, you...... You're cute today. Yes, it's cute, hehe, this is a joke on the Internet, and people often say: I didn't take medicine today, I feel cute......"
Nishang looked at me: "Hehe, don't be afraid, I've been busy for a long time, and finally matched the two of you, this little girl, I'm still willing not to kill for the time being." ”
Me: "You brought us here just to ...... In order for me and my aunt to ...... So what? ”
Nishang looked playful and asked, "Is it exciting?" ”
I wanted to scold on the spot: Stimulate you to be paralyzed!
Me: "No wonder you took me and Jiu'er around the mountain road twice, just waiting for my aunt." ”
"Clever!"
Nishang was complimenting me, but I clearly felt a little ironic.
I asked, "Why?" ”
Ni Shang: "Two reasons. First, I told you about it last time. What you owe me, I will ask for it back little by little. What kind of sin you made me suffer at the beginning, today, I will pay it back as it is. Second, hehe, it's a secret, and I can't tell you yet......"
Her third uncle and grandmother, since they can't tell me, why do you mention the second point? Doesn't this arouse my curiosity?
I said, "Sister Nishang, actually, let's do it, there's really no need for this. I don't know what I've done to anger you, but I know I'm sure I've bullied you. It's me who is wrong! Such a beautiful beauty, it is not good to hurt and bully, it is not as good as a beast. Sister Nishang, I regret it now, I regret not taking the opportunity to be with you. I hope you can give me another chance to protect you. If I add a period, I hope it will be 10,000 years. It's true! You can do whatever you want me to do, big deal...... Big deal at night, I'll warm your bed? ”
Linglong gritted her teeth and kicked my ass: "Shameless! How can I have a nephew like this? ”
I rubbed my ass with an embarrassed expression. Please, sir, I don't hesitate to sell my hue for your safety, can you be a little so moved.
Ni Shang also looked weird, looking at me and not speaking, that expression, some wanted to laugh, and some angry: "Huangquan, Huangquan, when you were reincarnated in this life, Meng Po must have drugged your soup bowl." ”
Me: "What medicine?" Grandma's, next time I see her, I must cry for her! ”
Ni Xiang: "Funny! Hehe...... Okay, it's a serious matter, and you've made it so improper. I know you're playing stupid. But it doesn't matter, I don't plan to kill you today. Let's disperse! ”
With a slight wave of the sleeves of her red dress, the breeze blew, and the ghost cave of the previous Yin Mansion suddenly turned into ashes and dissipated with the wind.
Linglong Jiu'er and I turned out to be in Chidoriga Mountain, right next to the road before.
The figure of Ni Shang slowly dissipated, and when he left, he glanced at me very meaningfully, and said a meaningful poem: "There is a white blade in front of the neck, drinking is biased forward, there is a play in the city, and the countryside laughs and breaks the bowels." ”
Linglong touched my arm and asked curiously, "What do you mean?" ”
I inexplicably remembered two Internet words: "If you don't do it, you won't die, people in the city can really play!" ”
ps: What's that, wait for the superiors to check later, woo woo woo...... I can't get off work. However, if you say that you will make up for the chapter you owe yesterday today, you will definitely make it up. I go back at night and stay up late to write, and I may not be able to upload it until after midnight. If you can't wait, rest early, and guarantee that two chapters will be delivered early tomorrow morning.