After passing through a cloister, the view behind the house comes into view.

If the gate in front of me has given me the illusion of the palace compound, then the world inside the gate makes me feel like I am dreaming of returning to the water town in the south of the Yangtze River.

The garden art in this is so beautiful, it is just like the Jiangnan garden on TV.

The dazzling flowers, the rockeries of the Lynby Festival, the gurgling streams and the swimming fish of different sizes are really breathtakingly beautiful.

For someone who can make their garden so pleasing to the eye, I can't connect with a person who defecates in the open.

However, this kind of scene seems to be nothing special for Ziming and Lu Wei.

These two have lived in Shanhai City since childhood, not far from Suzhou, and rich children like them are naturally accustomed to seeing Suzhou's garden art.

But I'm different from Snow Goose and others.

Living in Xiangxi since childhood, and working in Lingnan when I grew up, we have always had a personal experience of the water towns in the south of the Yangtze River.

Today, when I suddenly saw this flowery Jiangnan garden, where is it possible to be unmoved?

"Brother Yiyang, the garden here is really beautiful, we can't see such a beautiful garden in the Lingnan area."

"Hmm."

I nodded as calmly as I could, pretending to be indifferent: "Mr. Zhang is really a person with an elegant personality, and the garden at home is so beautiful, it is really a bit unexpected for me to be white!" ”

"Where, where."

Zhang Fatzi immediately waved his hand and said: "This garden was not built by me alone, but it has existed since the ancestors moved from the Suzhou area, almost two hundred years ago.

And I, Zhang Xian, am just stained with the light of my ancestors. ”

As he spoke, he smiled at me flatteringly.

Looking at his face, which no longer looked so boring, I couldn't help but ask curiously: "Seeing that Mr. Zhang runs his home so well, and his personal taste in dress is also extremely good, why do he have to defecate in the open?" ”

"This seems to be a bit out of place with your status as the tax collector!"

"yes, why?" Tianjun also asked innocently.

Shen Yun next to him happily turned his face to the side, so as not to be found snickering, but looking at his shrugged shoulders, it is estimated that his heart has blossomed happily at this time.

Zhang Fatzi, who is so respected regardless of his background or social status, was actually exposed by me and Tianjun in public, isn't this a big joke for a person with a successful career?

Zhang Xian glanced at Shen Yun, who turned around and snickered from the corner of his eye, and his face instantly turned red.

At the same time, he quickly took a few steps forward, put his mouth to my ear, and said softly: "Patriarch Bai, you can't blame me entirely for this matter, please give me a little face!" ”

Originally, logically speaking, I should have given Zhang Xian a face.

After all, he is also a person with a certain social status, so exposing his shortcomings in public is indeed a little unkind.

But considering that Zhang Fatzi's habits are not very good, if he can't face up to his own problems, he will definitely defecate everywhere in the future.

So I have to make him face up to his own problems, and only after learning a lesson can he truly appreciate the seriousness of this problem.

After hearing him muttering in my ear, I didn't give him any face.

Instead, he continued to ask loudly: "Mr. Zhang, don't you blame me for such a thing as open defecation?" ”

"No, you're mistaken."

Zhang Xian shook his head embarrassedly, and then glanced at Ziming, Lu Wei and the others who were smiling strangely beside him, and finally simply turned his heart sideways, and whispered a wry smile in my ear: "It's not a secret, the reason why I urinated next to Jing'an Temple that day was because I had a little prostatitis!" ”

"So a lot of times, that kind of behavior is not my intention, I really can't help it."

"Patriarch Bai, you are still young, you don't understand the severity of prostatitis, and you can't understand this kind of pain!"

"Oh......"

Hearing this, I nodded as if I didn't understand, I didn't think he still had such a distress.

Considering that he is also a figure with a head and a face, it is already embarrassing to be exposed on the spot for open defecation.

If it is revealed that he has prostatitis again, then he will really lose his reputation for a lifetime.

After thinking of this, I pulled him aside in a hurry, and asked calmly: "If you have prostatitis, go to the doctor, otherwise it will not be a matter if you always urinate everywhere like this." ”

"Alas......"

Zhang Xian shook his head when he heard this, and responded with a sad face: "Patriarch Bai, you are a full man who doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry, this prostatitis is an organic lesion, almost irreversible, I have seen famous doctors in many places, and I have been to seek medical treatment in Beijing, Guangzhou, Shenzhen and even as far abroad as Nanyang." ”

"A lot of ancient Chinese medicine techniques have been used, but they have no effect at all, and as they get older, they become more and more serious."

"In the past, it was okay not to pee for an hour, but even if you have the urge to urinate, you can endure it for more than ten or twenty minutes."

"But it's good now, once the urge to urinate comes, then I can't help it even for a minute, and I must solve it on the spot, otherwise I will definitely pee into my pants, and then it will be even uglier!"

Looking at his embarrassed face, he suddenly felt that this fat man named Zhang Xian didn't seem to be so hateful, and even felt that he was a little cute and a little pitiful.

But soon I remembered one more thing, that is, Snow Goose knows how to heal, and she has a certain degree of attainment.

At that time, the three doctors of the Wang family were witches, doctors, martial arts, and three uniques, and their attainments in these three aspects were all at the peak.

Snow Goose has been in Huilong Mountain for 12 years, and the three elders of the Wang family have taught her everything, so Xue Yan's medical skills can be imagined how high they are.

Now that I hear that Zhang Fat Man has an unspeakable addiction to this, why not let Snow Goose show his skills.

First, you can earn more money from the fat man, and secondly, it can be regarded as sending the Buddha to the West Heaven.

As soon as I thought of this, I immediately smiled at him and patted his thick shoulder to comfort: "Actually, this prostatitis is not as terrible as you say." ”

"Although you have not been cured for many years, it is not a difficult problem for our witchcraft and medical skills in Xiangxi."

"As long as you can get rid of those bad habits, I promise to help you cure this prostatitis!"

"Really?"

Zhang Fatzi almost exclaimed.

Even Tianjun and the others, who were lingering among the flowers behind him, were startled by his voice.

Naturally, I didn't expect him to move so much, so I was so frightened by him on the spot that my little heart thumped and almost jumped out of my chest.