Chapter 182: It's not easy to live so big
It is rare that Ye Tezhu, who has always been pure-hearted and has few desires, has moved his mind today.
The atmosphere is in full swing, the mood is just right, everything is so natural, and the melons are ripe.
But it was ruined by these two stinky boys who didn't know where they came from.
Even if he is as elegant and extravagant as Ye Tezhu, I am afraid that he is holding a lot of breath in his heart!
Looking at the man who has always smiled at everyone, no matter how unhappy he is, there is always a shallow smile on his handsome face, and there is no smile on his face at the moment, and his eyes are cold and chilling. Poji and Tang Lin were both crazy, their legs and stomachs were trembling, and they couldn't stand steadily.
Otherwise, when human beings face great danger, the weak and the weak will hug each other to keep warm. The two people who were accusing each other just now are now hugging each other tightly and unanimously to the outside world-
"Uncle Ye, don't come here, I'll sue my dad."
"Uh-huh! I will also find Quan Zimo to sue! β
The corners of Ye Chengshu's mouth hooked, and he sneered, "Unfortunately, Quan Zimo just asked me to send it to the capital today." β
As he spoke, he unbuttoned his shirt and moved his wrists and ankles.
Seeing this scene, Poji couldn't help but swallow his saliva, "Uncle Ye, there's no need to discuss?" "What do you say? Ye Chengshu smiled, indescribably good-looking.
But this smile, falling into the eyes of Poji and Tang Lin, was just like the call of death.
Where has Tang Lin seen Ye Chengshu's appearance?
In his mind, Ye Chengshu has always been an elegant, extravagant, and lazy image.
Trembling, he stuffed himself under Poji's armpit, Tang Lin tugged at his sleeve, "Poji, does Uncle Ye really want to beat someone?" β
Poji's eyes were dark, and he was obviously one meter eight tall, but he still grabbed his collar and pulled it to the elevator like an eagle catching a chicken for Uncle Ye. And Tang Lin next to him ......
Well, Poggi was much more relieved.
Anyway, he's still on the ground, isn't he? But Tang Lin directly carried Uncle Ye in mid-air.
It's always comforting to see someone worse than yourself.
'Ding Dong-' sounded, and the elevator door opened.
Gu Lingse stood at the door of the kitchen and shouted at the top of his voice: "Ye Chengshu, it's almost done!" Just don't cripple these two bunnies. β
"Don't worry."
Ye Chengshu lowered his head, and the corners of his mouth were torn apart, revealing a mouthful of white teeth. β¨The slender fingers flicked Boji's tender face, and Ye Chengshu said lazily: "Poji, you are the elder brother, explain it to the ignorant younger brother." β
Licking his dry lips, Poji leaned his back on the elevator, and said with a pale face: "Tang Lin, let's ...... Today...... If you don't die, you have to peel off your skin......"
Tang Lin was about to cry at this time, "Poji, what is the unlayered skin of immortality." Can you say yes, I'm scared right now. β
"I must be more scared than you are." took the time to glance at Ye Chengshu, who was rolling up his sleeves, and Poji wanted to cry without tears, "Uncle Ye's skills are terrifying." "Really going to be beaten? β
"It's not a question of being beaten or not. It's a question of whether you can survive or not! Why don't you little idiot understand the situation in front of you! "I've only been in this house for a few days? How could I possibly know what situation to face! β
"The two of us are now arresting Uncle Ye as a sandbag! Got it? Bag! β
"What do you mean?" β¨"It's the meaning of being hung and beaten unilaterally! "Poggy, don't scare my brother. Ye Chengshu smiled and said to the two little rabbit cubs: "A good body can support you to go further." Do you understand? β
Tang Lin shook his head fiercely, "I don't understand." Moreover, he did not want to understand!
In the end, he was a brother, Poggy shook his eyelids, and took out the momentum of seeing death as if he were at home and letting go.
"! Done! β
"Huh?"
Ye Chengshu threw away a fluttering look, and Poji immediately shrunk his neck, cowardly admitting his mistake, "It was a slip of the tongue just now." I don't usually use foul language. β
Ye Chengshu snorted coldly from the tip of his nose, too lazy to take care of it.
Licking his lips, Poji had already taken off his coat, "Uncle Ye, it's still the old rules, right?" I can take an iron rod, right? Ye Chengshu smiled and bowed his head, "Of course." β
"Tang Lin, this kid is too weak, let alone stuffing your teeth, I'm thankful that he didn't make trouble for me." Pointing at Tang Lin, who looked confused, Pogi's big eyes were purring, obviously planning something. β¨Ye Chengshu's expression remained unchanged, "So what?" "I asked for props. "Agreed. β
After that, Ye Chengshu took the lead in getting out of the elevator and dropped a sentence with a smile, "Give you three minutes to prepare." I'll be waiting for you in the boxing room. β
Looking at the tall back, Tang Lin reached out and grabbed Poji's wrist expressionlessly, "Say, you will protect me." "Protect the fart! Lao Tzu's self-preservation is a problem! β
"It was because of you, and if you hadn't peeked, I wouldn't have been bothered by you. You don't protect me, why? β
ββ¦β¦ It's not that I don't want to protect you, Tang Lin, you have to know that I don't even have the ability to protect myself. "Then tell me first, what Uncle Ye is going to do. β
"Under the banner of helping us exercise, he beat us out of anger openly."
ββ¦β¦ Not the first time? "Basically, when I did something wrong, he would take me to the boxing room, and he would help me work out. β
"Oh."
"Oh?! Tang Lin, do you know what we're going to face next? How can you still be so calm! "The trouble you got into has nothing to do with me. Tang Lin let go of his hand indifferently, and took a step to the side to distance himself from Poji, "Uncle Ye's unhappy person is you, not me." At best, he kicked me twice, and he wouldn't grab me. "Tang Lin, are you still a person? "I was dragged down by you, and I didn't leave you alone, and I have done my best. What do you want from me? "How? Poggy raised his chin slightly, "What do you say I want!" I've been beaten like this all the time, and I've been unhappy for a long time. With you today, I don't think I can fight back. β
"Just you?" Tang Lin's indifferent little face had a disdainful mockery on it, "You still want to kill Uncle Ye?" Is it that you are thinking too much, or that I am thinking too much. β
Poggy took advantage of his height and patted the top of Tang Lin's head, "Didn't you hear that I just helped you fight for a prop?" β
Tang Lin nodded, "I heard it, but I don't know what it is." "Let me ask you, have you ever practiced any kung fu? "Nope. Tang Lin replied bluntly, "Our Tang family eats by our heads. I didn't rely on my skills to eat, how could I possibly learn these things. β
"Pull it downβit's like our old family is simple-minded and has well-developed limbs. Uncle Ye is so good, can you say that he is a martial artist? "But ......" Tang Lin hesitated for a moment and said, "When I was in Fenghai Province, Viscount Bai often took me to the shooting range. β
"Huh?" Poggy suddenly felt his eyes light up!
"Go to the shooting range and practice with his son." Tang Lin added unhurriedly, "I'm tired and rarely play." Most of the time he sat by and watched the son of the White Viscount practice shooting. β
"That's a lot better than not practicing!" Poji gritted his teeth, "Uncle Ye has allowed you to use props." In other words, you can pick and choose the weapon you like and have it at your fingertips. Tell me, what kind of gun do you play with more? After thinking about it, Tang Lin gave the answer, "Sniper rifle." β
Because this one is the least tiring. He only needs to crawl on the ground, and he doesn't even have to hold a gun, as long as he can aim. For other firearms, he still had to suffer from carrying a gun, which was very hard.
Poji rolled his eyes, and he had nothing to say about Tang Lin's squeamish and tired virtues.
"But that's the only chance I can fight back!" Gritting his teeth, Poggi said: "Wait a while, you will hide outside the door and find the best shooting spot to hide." I'll try my best to help you delay time, you find an opportunity to kill Uncle Ye with one shot! Do you understand? "Wait-" Tang Lin hurriedly waved his hand, "What do you mean?" You really want meβ" "Hey! I almost forgot, you didn't understand it the first time. I didn't really let you take a gun to Tutu Uncle Ye, you just dare, I don't dare! Have you ever played live CS? It's that kind of simulation. Gun. β
"Oh." Tang Lin nodded, "I'll give it a try." "It's not about trying, it's about succeeding. With a grin, Poggy looked at Tang Lin with a relaxed face, "Do you know what the fate of losing is?" "Why don't you tell me first, what is a loss and what is a win? β
"In the boxing ring, as long as you can hit them, even if it's just once, you win."
"Them?" β¨"Sometimes it's Uncle Ye, sometimes it's my dad, and occasionally Uncle Zhu will also play. But since I beat Uncle Zhu up last year, he hasn't played. β
"Oh, is there a time limit?" β¨"Nope. When the time comes, the beaten person can't bear it, and admits defeat before it ends. β
"Let me just ask, Poggy, have you been beaten in the main courtyard all these years?" β¨"Don't be afraid, you can come out in a week at most. Believe me, Uncle Ye is the most ruthless, but the most measured. It's definitely painful, but it doesn't take two or three days to live. β
ββ¦β¦ Poggy, can I throw in the towel now? "Of course you can! However, admitting defeat will be worse than being beaten. β
After saying that, Poggy seemed to recall some terrible picture, and couldn't help but shiver several times.
"That's the end...... Belch...... What is it? "I was stripped of my pants and pumped with a board. β
Tang Lin felt a chill, "Who's going to do it?" "Aunt Wu. β
So, this is the real reason why Poggy usually likes to please Aunt Wu?
"You're going to be caught as a punching bag in the future anyway. I'll give you a brief introduction. "Well, I'm listening very carefully, you say. "Because of the disparity in strength, Uncle Ye and they have always allowed me to use weapons. What iron rods, wooden sticks, wooden knives and swords, whatever you want. I think it's easier to use the iron bar. As for the props I just got for you, it's the same, guns. β
Tang Lin nodded, "I can use props because I'm too weak, right?" "That's right. You are too weak and too weak, even if you are asked to use a weapon, and Uncle Ye stands still, you can't hit him. So, you've got to use props. Otherwise, Uncle Ye would be too bullying. "I think you're too insulting. He knows he's weak, but there's no need to describe him as weak! If he had been training since he was a child, he would be no worse than Poggy!
"Come on, if I tell you that when I was your age, Uncle Ye no longer allowed me to use props, which would be called insulting you." Poggy rolled his eyes and continued: "Rules, there are no rules. No matter what conspiracy we use, even if it is a bitter trick, we can only beat Uncle Ye, even if we win. As for Uncle Ye, he can only go into battle with his bare hands, and he will never release water. Uncle Zhu is still possible, but Uncle Ye is absolutely impossible to waterproof. He will beat us to death before he lets us go. β
"Poggy."
"Huh?" β¨"I suddenly felt sorry for you. It's really not easy for you to live to be this big. β
Poggy: "......"