Chapter 195: Kitchen Disaster
"Aunt Wu, where is my godmother?" Poggy was wearing pajamas, his chest was wide open, his head was a chicken nest, and he flashed into the kitchen like the wind, biting his lip pitifully, "Why isn't my godmother making breakfast?" She clearly promised me that she would do it for me - damn it!! ”
Seeing the scene in front of him, Poggi blinked violently, rubbed his eyes fiercely, and repeatedly confirmed that he had not seen it.
It's too late......
His Uncle Ye was actually wearing a pink apron and standing in the kitchen cooking.
The man standing in front of the marble-faced stove beating eggs heard the voice, and glanced back at the frightened Poggie, "Since it's okay, come and help." "Oh? Oh! ”
Poji grabbed the top of his head and stood next to Ye Chengshu, helpless.
"What's that...... Uncle Ye, what can I do for you? ”
A trace of confusion flashed on the man's handsome face, and for a moment, he calmly gave the answer, "You look at it." ”
Looking at it?
His Uncle Ye's answer is really fucked up!
Obviously, he can't figure it out himself, that's why he said so!
didn't even know what to ask him to help, why couldn't he Uncle Ye figure it out and come to the kitchen to embarrass himself?
How good it would be to give these to his godmother or Aunt Wu!
Standing in place, Poggi didn't move for a long time.
Kitchen, big.
Kitchen, messy.
Pots and pans, he didn't know many.
There are more than a dozen types of spatulas alone! Wooden, iron, long, short, large, small, flat, flat.
He had a headache when he looked at it.
And those dishes and dishes, usually just eating, he didn't even notice that there are so many styles of dishes!
Squinting his eyes, Bo Ji looked at the small bowl in Ye Chengshu's hand, and said hesitantly: "Uncle Ye, although I don't know what the bowl in your hand is for, my godmother uses this bowl to hold her Chinese medicine......"
Obviously, the corners of Ye Tezhu's mouth twitched stiffly, looking at the eggs that had been beaten in the bowl in his hand, Yun said lightly: "You admit your mistake." ”
"I-" "I confessed my mistake. "Well, I admit it's wrong. ”
Scratching his neck, Poggi asked to himself, "You should wash your hands before cooking, right?" "Wash. ”
"Oh, by the way, Uncle Ye, where is the apron?"
"Find it yourself."
"You don't know ......!"
"Uncle Ye, what are you going to make breakfast for us?" "It's not you, it's just your godmother. ”
"Oh, what do I do then?" "Do it yourself. ”
"Where's Aunt Wu?" "Do you think Aunt Wu will let me into the kitchen? ”
"That's right! The kitchen is where Aunt Wu deals with government affairs. Here, she's the boss. She won't let us in and destroy her territory. ”
"Hurry up. There was still half an hour for Aunt Wu to get up. ”
"Uncle Ye."
"Huh?" "Seeing that you don't dare to mess with Aunt Wu in the kitchen, I feel much more comfortable. ”
"Nonsense!" "Okay, Uncle Ye, then help you make breakfast for your godmother first. I'm going to eat out today. Ten minutes later.
"Uncle Ye, do you want to ...... Let's ask Aunt Wu for help, right? ”
Looking at the mess in front of him, as well as the two pots with burned holes, Poji's liver trembled!
It's still too late to go to Aunt Wu now!
If Uncle Ye is allowed to break it like this, Aunt Wu will have to slaughter both of them!
Aunt Wu with a spatula in the kitchen, that is definitely an existence that even his Uncle Ye does not dare to provoke!
Now, the two of them have turned Aunt Wu's site into a disaster scene in the kitchen......
He just wants to have breakfast!
You don't have to treat him like that, do you?!
After only hesitating for less than three seconds, Ye Chengshu elegantly put down another pot with a burned hole in his hand, "You go and tell Aunt Wu to get up." Poggy shook his head like a rattle when he heard it, "I'm not going!" Uncle Ye, you can't push me into the fire pit! "Don't go...... OK. Ye Chengshu's expression remained unchanged, and he pointed to the mess in the kitchen with a smile, "Then you come to clean up the aftermath?" ”
Poji had already pulled out his legs and ran out, "I'm going to call Aunt Wu to get up!" ”
Five minutes later.
"Oh my God——! How did you make my kitchen so virtuous?! Special assistant, how the hell did you burn all three pots? Also, why did the kitchen knife I bought yesterday break? Are you cooking or wreathing?! ”
Two men, one big and one small, stood outside the kitchen door, stunned and didn't dare to step into the kitchen.
Aunt Wu was like an emperor's private visit, patrolling the kitchen with her hands behind her back.
"Why are these bowls burned? Do you dare to burn even the bowl on the gas stove? And there's no common sense! ”
Poggy couldn't help it, and said in a low voice: "But Aunt Wu, don't I see you and your godmother sometimes pour milk into a bowl and put it on natural gas to heat it?" "That's not a bowl! That's an iron pot for hot milk! "Iron pot? Ye Chengshu hesitated for a moment and pointed to the pot that had been burned by himself, "Then what is this?" ”
In the end, it was Ye Tezhu, the male owner of the South Palace, Aunt Wu's attitude was relatively relaxed, but it was definitely not a pleasant face, she gritted her teeth, and said word by word: "Special Assistant, the iron pot is also divided into sizes, remember?!" With an elegant and unparalleled chin, Ye Tezhu is perfect and impeccable in terms of expression, posture, and calm appearance.
Poji, who was standing on the side, saw his Uncle Ye's appearance and gave a thumbs up in admiration.
Yes, he Uncle Ye is definitely okay.
In this case, he can still maintain his elegant and noble appearance.
Speaking of which, he only serves him Uncle Ye!
Walking in front of a pile of unrecognizable things that had been cut, Aunt Wu squinted her eyes and looked at it.
Poji hurriedly said, "Aunt Wu, this is the dish I cut!" ”
"Dish?!" Aunt Wu asked playfully.
"Yes, didn't you say it, you have to eat celery for your godmother every day, saying it's a good thing to lower blood pressure!" Boji glanced at Ye Chengshu inexplicably.
Celery is a good thing that can lower blood pressure, and this was said by Old Man Zhang himself. After all, his godmother is pregnant, and there is no way to take blood pressure medicine, but gestational hypertension is something that can kill people, it doesn't matter, what our ancestors left behind is all good things, you can't take Western medicine, just use food supplements!
Celery is the best vegetable for lowering blood pressure.
Aren't these words all those things they said?
What's the matter, turn your head and don't admit it?
Seeing Aunt Wu standing still in front of him, Boji's heart trembled, "Aunt Wu, what's wrong?" Why are you looking at me like that, it's scary. ”
After speaking, Poji subconsciously hid behind his Uncle Ye's shoulder.
Aunt Wu shook it in front of Poggy with the 'celery', and her smile became more and more amiable, "You repeat, what is this?" ”
"No, isn't it celery?" "This is my aloe vera! Aloe! Aunt Wu scolded, "You can't even tell the difference between celery and aloe vera, what about your common sense?" Well? For the dogs? How could anyone not even tell the difference between celery root and aloe vera! If you can't tell the difference, how dare you take the aloe vera to the young lady to eat?! Poggy, your godmother is allergic to aloe vera! Aren't you trying to kill her?! "Ahh......h I-"
"What do you see your Uncle Ye doing? Could it be that the special assistant mistakenly recognized aloe vera as celery?! ”
Boji quickly lifted his eyelids and glanced at him Uncle Ye, only to see him smiling elegantly, standing there with a luxurious posture, the expression on his face was extremely calm and calm. It was the occasional flash of light in Danfeng's eyes, a wordless and silent warning, threatening.
Clearing his throat and scratching his neck, Poggi didn't dare to speak.
Still...... It's really that Uncle Ye mistook aloe vera for celery, and Aunt Wu really didn't say it wrong.
It was he Uncle Ye who pointed to the aloe vera and asked him to wash the 'celery' and fry it for his godmother to eat later......
Anyway, this pot, he just carries it!
You can't let the wise and martial Uncle Ye have this reputation of not knowing the difference between aloe vera and celery, right?
"Aunt Wu, I was wrong."
Glaring angrily at the two men who made the kitchen noisy, Aunt Wu waved her hand angrily, "Okay, don't go into the kitchen next time to make trouble!" If you really ate aloe vera with the young lady, how could you get it? Also, why did you suddenly remember to cook? Didn't I say you, Special Assistant, Poggy, you two don't even recognize all the vegetables, and you still want to go into the kitchen to cook? I ask you, which is salt and which is sugar, can you tell the difference? Poggi replied in a whisper: "Won't you know if you taste it......"
"You're not stupid!" Aunt Wu snorted coldly, "Special Assistant, you want to cook for the young lady yourself, right?" ”
Ye Chengshu smiled and bowed his head, "I want to surprise her." "Don't frighten the young lady! Aunt Wu rolled her eyes speechlessly and pointed at Poji, "You, go out and wait, just bring your mouth to eat later!" Special assistant, you come in with me, I tell you to do what you do, you do it, do you hear? "I heard it. ”
As the saying goes, if you are a threesome, you must have my teacher.
If your skills are not as good as others, you have to learn with an open mind.
Grabbing his hair, Poggi glanced at it, turned around and slipped away without hesitation!
It's him Uncle Ye who wants to surprise his wife, and it's not that he wants to surprise his woman! If it weren't for his Uncle Ye ordering him to help, he wouldn't have gone into the kitchen!
Even the bowl, he didn't want to wash it!
Still in the kitchen to cook?
Then just kill him!
His pair of jade hands are used to guide the country and inspire words. It's not for laundry and cooking!
To make soup or something, it's better to leave it to Uncle Ye to make it, he is not this material!
"Poggy, I'm hungry, what's for breakfast today?"
Tang Lin, who came out of the elevator, was neatly dressed, not to mention the white shirt and suit, and even the bow tie he wore meticulously.
glanced at the appearance of people after waking up, and then looked at their own disheveled clothes, the neckline of the pajamas was wide open, and the corners of Porgi's mouth twitched-
Sure enough, he still hates Tang Lin's character!
He went to bed early last night, and he, he helped the kid wipe his ass until the wee hours of the morning!
And he woke up earlier than Tang Lin, so his unkempt appearance is not incomprehensible!
Thinking so, Poggy didn't feel so bad after all.
Tang Lin took small steps, walked to his side, and asked seriously, "Poggy, I'm hungry." What's for breakfast? "I'm hungry and go to the kitchen to find food, I'm not a cooking aunt! Tang Lin raised his wrist and looked at the time, "It's half past seven, and I am almost finished with breakfast at this time." Angry in the direction of the kitchen, Poji hugged the melon seed plate and ate energetically, "You want to have breakfast today, I guess it's no fun." ”
"Why?" Tang Lin frowned, "Is Aunt Wu sick?" Then wouldn't it be good to let Aunt Gu cook. "Uncle Ye is up today, and he wants to make a meal to make my godmother happy. The kitchen is a disaster right now, and if you're really hungry, I'll take you out to eat. I estimated that it would take a while for Aunt Wu to supervise Uncle Ye to finish breakfast. ”
When Uncle Ye finishes cooking breakfast for his godmother, Aunt Wu can cook for them, what time is it? Let's just eat lunch!