Chapter 287: The Star Sea Fang Master has lost his greatest characteristic
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【Protagonist Group】
"Hmm...... It always feels like it's different from the 'samurai world' I imagined......" Zhang Jing looked up, and there were already five spaceships, large and small, in her field of vision alone.
Although it would seem strange for her to fall from the sky on the "God of Wealth", the "samurai" and the "space battleship" are too mismatched, the former must be down-to-earth to fight with a knife, and the latter can fire energy cannons from a distance, unless the space battleship forcibly launches a "kamikaze special attack", the samurai will not be useful at all.
"Didn't they say that? It has been many years since this country was called the 'Land of Samurai'. Liz, who was looking at the tourist brochure next to him, said, "The samurai who still have Japanese swords on them are either the Shinsengumi under the command of the shogunate or the terrorists." ”
"What about the terrorists...... Wang Yuanji sighed softly.
In view of their current identity as "celestial beings", aliens from distant stars, the staff in charge of reception will not spit out the words "Heroes of Ambition" in front of them, but they only need to inquire a little about the history of this country, and they can easily know the intentions of this group of 'terrorists'.
"Really, I believe that the system can't make mistakes," Zhang Jing, who proposed to come to the 'samurai world', put on a dissatisfied expression, "but I want to come to the samurai world with kimonos, geta, straw sandals, and Japanese swords, not the samurai world with spaceships flying all over the sky, aliens walking all over the ground, and high-tech mansions." ”
"It's nothing~There are places like this in Edo~" Liz flipped over the tourist brochure in his hand.
"Kabukicho...... Right, right! That's the style of architecture! Let's go here! "Most of the streets in Edo have been modernized with the arrival of the celestial beings, but only Kabukicho (Wayoshiwara), which retains a slight sense of resistance, retains the appearance of 20 years ago.
Liz flipped the pamphlet back and quipped, "Are you sure?" This is the Red Light District......"
"Uh......" Lady Zhang didn't like the Qinglou when she was in her hometown, and she didn't like the red light district after crossing over.
"Personal advice~ Go to the central city first, don't think of this place as a samurai world, just treat it as an alien world." It's not a matter of which is better or worse, and Leeds can accept both.
“…… It's not like we've never seen aliens, isn't Freya? Having said that, Zhang Jing's pretty eyes had already floated to a big purple fat man holding an alien pet next to her, and she wanted to go over and grab the tentacles on his head to see if she could pull them off.
"Okay, okay ~ if you like it ~ " Anyway, it's a new strange world, and it's the same everywhere you go.
【Merchant Group】
"Please, these are our featured products, and it's going to be hard for us to ban them on the shelves."
Aliens from distant stars, this identity is unconvincing in most worlds, but in this country that was defeated by the celestials, Sima Yi and others completed the entry procedures in one day, which is also the premise that Liz and his harem group can swagger shopping.
On the other hand, compared with the smooth "entry procedures" and "identity certificate processing", the "business permit" encountered a little obstruction, and some goods were banned from the shelves...... It's just that Sima Yi has an attitude of 'it's okay', and it was Sedum who came to complain.
"Sir, I'm really sorry, because a few days ago it broke out that the largest criminal organization in the universe, 'Spring Rain', transported a large number of illegal and banned drugs to Edo for sale, and now I am catching them more tightly." The staff of the shogunate looked at the form in their hands and put on a look of embarrassment, "...... The goods of your chamber of commerce seem to be more peculiar, and it seems that it is difficult to pass at present. ”
"It's not special at all!" Sedum, who had been prepared for a long time, beckoned back, and the android maid on duty today placed a few bottles of magic potions on the table.
"This is a shrinking potion, although it can't increase lifespan, but it can rejuvenate people and keep them young forever!"
"It's a quick hair smoother, it's a blessing for natural volumes, and it gives you silky and straight hair!"
"This is a powerful hair growth agent, this is the savior of the bald people all over the world, and the dead hair follicles can be resurrected!"
Sedum slapped his hands on the table vigorously, "Isn't it just beauty products, hair products, and hair growth products?" Definitely not a banned drug! ”
Magic potions that may be considered forbidden drugs, such as love potions, joy potions, and palliative potions, have been banned by Leeds; Magic potions that are too effective to be used for bad things, such as elixirs of blessing and water of life and death, are automatically crossed out of the list of products by Sedum.
"Huh...... Sir, I don't have the authority to review the goods here, you can go to the service area on the third floor and submit an application. "People have heard a lot of false advertising, and they have heard more exaggerated advertising slogans than this, so naturally they will not take Sedum's words seriously.
“…… After waiting for this round, the daylily is cold. Sedum said dejectedly.
He could already imagine that the application he submitted would be blocked for a few months, and whether it would be passed was another matter, and by that time they might have all left this world - not all worlds were like the previous "HP World", which stayed for three years, and their own captains generally ran away after refreshment.
"—I might be able to help you."
“?” Sedum turned around when he heard the sound.
I saw a bald mustachioed man with an umbrella in his hand walking over, "Of course, provided that your goods are as effective as you say." ”
"Star, Xinghai Fangmaster!?" The voices of the staff at the counter were trembling, and the 'strongest man in the universe' on the bright face was in front of him, even if he was a good person, he was a little panicked.
"When you go out and meet a nobleman, it is a good omen for a windfall~~" Sedum narrowed his eyes with a smile, rubbed his hands, turned around and stuffed the 'Powerful Hair Growth Agent' on the table into the hand of the master of Xinghai Fang.
"Ahem." Shen Huang coughed dryly, he would take the initiative to come over to help, didn't he just hear one of Sedum's advertisements when he was passing by? Now that Sedum gave him things without asking, he was really a little embarrassed.
However, no matter how embarrassing it is, you still have to try it, "Do you rub it on your scalp?" ”
"No, just drink it." Sedum gives a thumbs up.
"...... drink?" Shen Huang frowned, looking at this bottle of liquid that had nothing but the words 'strong hair growth agent', had no material ingredients, and no production date, hesitated for three seconds, and then gritted his teeth and pulled out the cork and poured it into his mouth.
"Hmm!!" Shen Huang fell to one knee and the bottle rolled to the ground.
"Someone, come on! The owner of Xinghai Fang has food poisoning! The shogunate staff shouted with their voices open
When he shouted like this, Sedum was still a little flustered: "No, won't it?" Under the guarantee of the system, our products should be universal to all worlds! ”
"Whew...... Boy, you should have told me beforehand that this thing was going to be so bad. Shen Huang stood up again, and when he raised his hand, he wanted to wipe the corners of his mouth, "...... Not? "The back of my hand seems to have touched something else.
"......" Shenhuang touched his head with his hand and felt the long-lost touch in all directions.
"Chenghui 200,000 yen~" Sedum spread out his palms, as a profiteer, how can he give away goods for nothing. Seeing that the other party helped to get through the relationship, he had already given face to the maximum price allowed by the system.
But
"-Boy!" Shen Huang didn't care about this little money at all, grabbed Sedum's collar, and his eyes were tearful, "How much stock do you have in these hair growth supplements, I bought them all!" Don't worry, I'm rich!! ”