Mute: "Hey...... Huang Quan, tell me another joke. ”

I lay there, fishing for bugs, and said, "My brother has told you jokes for a few years, but it's gone." ”

Mute: "Then make one." ”

Me: "It's been done a long time ago. ”

Mute Girl: "I don't believe ......"

Me: "There's only meat jokes, do you want to listen to them?" ”

The mute woman was silent.

The chick is very reserved, always a little shy and can't let go.

I said, "When I was in college, I had a classmate who was honest and didn't like to talk. Later, I heard that he was married, belonging to the kind of lightning marriage, introduced by acquaintances, and the blind date was set once, and he got married two months later. The two of them are not familiar with each other, and there is no common topic, so it is called a respectful guest, and they almost meet to say hello. One day, my classmate's company had dinner and got drunk. His daughter-in-law's unit also had a dinner party and was slightly drunk. When he got home, his classmate saw his daughter-in-law lying on the bed, half-dressed, pretending to be guts, and whispered, I want to touch you......"

The mute girl waited for a long time and asked curiously, "Then what?" ”

Me: "And then? And then, ever since, out of control! ”

The dumb girl was stunned for a long time, laughed, hid in my arms, and pounded my chest with her small fists: "Haha...... That's you. Tell me honestly, who is that woman? Rain cold or rain cute? ”

Me: "Don't talk nonsense, my brother is still a virgin." ”

The dumb girl laughed even more exaggerated all of a sudden, and the words of the daring brother were even funnier than the joke just now.

After half a ring, the mute girl said, "Speak again." ”

Me: "Done! Then let's talk about one more, brother will point to this half of his life, and he will point to this joke. Prick up your ears and listen, I'll answer the questions later. A little white rabbit got lost, came to a fork in the road, met a little black rabbit, and asked: Brother Black Rabbit, do you know which way my family goes? The black rabbit said: Hehe, you make my brother happy, and my brother will tell you. The little white rabbit made the little black rabbit happy for a while, and then walked and walked, and ran into a fork in the road. At the fork in the road, there is a little gray rabbit. She asked: Brother Gray Rabbit, do you know which way my family goes? The little gray rabbit said, you make my brother happy, and my brother will tell you. Then the little white rabbit made it a little happy. The little white rabbit finally arrived home, and then gave birth to three little rabbits, and asked: How many of the three little rabbits are black, how many are white, and how many are gray? ”

The mute girl looked at me with big eyes: "A black, a white, a gray?" ”

I shook my head.

Mute: "One black, one gray, one half-gray and half black?" ”

I shook my head.

Mute: "Cut!" There's no answer at all, you lied to me. ”

Me: "If you don't have an answer, I'll ask you?" Brother funny? ”

Dumb Girl: "Then you say, a few black, a few white, and a few gray." ”

Me: "You want to know?" Shout brother listen. ”

The mute girl pouted, "Don't shout." ”

Me: "Don't shout and pull down, oops, the answer is really amazing...... Gee...... When my brother heard the joke, he laughed all day. Hahahaha...... It's so hilarious......"

Mute: "Alright, alright...... Brother, what's the answer? ”

Me: "Be gentle, be coquettish." ”

The mute girl gave me a blank look: "Good brother, tell someone." ”

Oops, it's so crispy, listening to Lao Tzu almost has another bone.

I laughed and said, "If you make my brother happy, I'll tell you." ”

The mute girl was stunned for a moment, then finally reacted, rolled over and rode on me, scratching and scratching at me......

I was supposed to have more bones, but I held back, and now the bones are transformed out of thin air on the spot.

The chick doesn't seem to feel it yet, and the little ass is restless and writhing around: "I hate it...... You're kidding me...... Bastard...... I'll bite you to death......"

I grabbed her hand.

But her body was already lying down.

I went, this leaning over, it was simply surging.

A touch of softness hit his chest, it was really dead.

The little brother is really close to me, who dares to provoke me, he will fight three thousand rounds in a minute with a spear. When I got up, I looked, hey, the dumb girl dared to sit on him, I really didn't want to mix it up.

Demon girl, walk slowly, eat my grandson......

The mute girl finally felt it.

She was red-faced and shy.

It turned out that when I encountered similar things, I was kicked far away, or I hid away with a red face.

Today she didn't hide, just lay in my arms with a red face, buried her head in my chest, didn't say anything, her snort became heavier and heavier, and she even boldly moved her ass back and forth a few times.

With a bang, Lao Tzu's brain was congested.

I can't stand it, I really can't stand it.

Brother has been in love for several years, and it has always been me who kills all sides, where is the time for cowardice.

When you meet this girl today, how can you retreat?

What's more, ten years are relative to each other, and I have many decades in my life, but counting the girls in the past, how many of them have stayed with me for ten years without being separated for a minute?

What's more, this time, 99.99 percent will die.

When a man is about to die, how can he not let himself go?

Brother is a demon! Demon God! The devil's cultivation is to follow his heart, since he thinks in his heart, it has nothing to do with others, why should he wear a mask of hypocrisy?

I'm also fishing for a yarn worm.

I rolled over and pressed the mute girl underneath me.

But the mute girl clamped her legs and whispered, "Don't ......"

I looked at her, smiling, and asked, "Don't want anything?" Maybe give it a try, and then it's out of control. ”

The dumb girl gently slapped me, her beautiful eyes flowed, slowly hugged my neck, came to my ear, and blew like an orchid: "That's right...... Sorry ......"

I was stunned: "What the hell?" ”

Mute: "I...... I said I'm afraid you'll hit me. ”

Me: "No. ”

Mute: "You...... You...... What if we ...... And if that...... Your divine powers...... I'll be sucked up. ”

I was stunned.

I'll go, what the hell is this?

The mute girl covered her mouth and snickered: "That, I'...... I didn't mean to...... Don't say anything, even if you put it next to it, next to you, I will absorb your divine power. When the time comes, you will be a mummy. ”

Lao Tzu was depressed: "Little girl, are you teasing my brother?" Knowing that this was the case, he was still sitting on me and moving around just now. You're looking for a beating, aren't you? ”

Mute: "You...... You can't seem to beat me. ”

I was speechless.

yes......

I can't seem to beat her.

No one can understand my mood at this moment.

Come on, I don't need to say anything. Let's practice well.

I glared at the mute girl and stayed away from her, lest I be caught on fire by the girl.

It's been a good few months, with a dozen little bugs hiding in my hair.

I was angry, and I refined all the little bugs in one go.

In the sea of knowledge, the mysterious air enters. The soul jumped! Three souls and seven spirits, emitting ten colors of light.

It's done!

It's done!

It's about to turn into a spirit.

The three souls and seven spirits jumped and jumped, and among them, there was another three souls and seven spirits, as if they were glued together, wanting to tear apart.

However, after jumping halfway, it was still a little bit ......

That's right, just a little bit, if there are at most two small bugs, or even one small bug, I am sure that I will definitely be able to successfully transform the soul and give birth to a second soul.

The dumb girl leaned over and snickered while coquettish: "Okay, okay, don't be angry...... I'll compensate you later......"

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