Chapter 1345 - Only Once a Month?

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Mei Dan blinked his eyelashes in confusion and said, "Auntie, what do you mean?

Aunt Mei was a little angry, and she couldn't wait to pinch her and said, "Pretend, such a big girl, pretend to me!" Don't tell your aunt that you are already Li Xiaodong's fiancée, and you haven't done that kind of intimate thing with him. ”

Huh? So that kind of shameful thing you mean?

Mei Dan was embarrassed for a moment and said, "Auntie, me, me and Xiaodong...... Why are you asking this all of a sudden? Are you shy?"

Aunt Mei snorted and said, "What's there to be shy about? I'm your aunt, and my aunt who brought you up single-handedly, why can't I ask? Also, if you make these things clear, do you and Xiaodong often do them together? Also, how often do you usually do it?"

Mei Dan blushed suddenly, and said, "Auntie, what do you mean? Why do you want to inquire about such a thing? Why have you become so old and not ashamed?"

"Hmph, do you think I'm full of food and support, and I like to ask how often you and your man do it? Auntie is doing it for your good, aunt wants to know how often you and Xiaodong do it, and she is doing an investigation and analysis, the purpose is to find out whether the relationship between you and your little couple is stable and whether there is enough intimacy. ”

Saying that, finally a little impatient, Aunt Mei twisted Mei Dan's arm hard, causing Mei Dan to cry out in pain, and then quickly rubbed her arm. Aunt Mei made a straight face again and pointed to the tip of her nose: "Say, tell your aunt how often you and Xiaodong do it, and aunt wants to know how close you two are together!?"

......Hearing this, Mei Dan was so ashamed that she almost cried.

However, her aunt didn't let it go, and after repeatedly pressing, she couldn't help it, so Mei Dan had no choice but to start the Dafa of flickering.

She blushed and said hesitantly, "I, me and Xiaodong, well, probably ......" She thought hard, but she didn't know how to answer.

There is no way, although Mei Dan is at a young age and delicate, she is not a normal girl in essence, she has never been in a normal relationship, and she is still a safflower girl, and there are many things that are not clear about male and female beds, including the relationship with Li Xiaodong, which is also mostly coaxing parents. Naturally, she doesn't know how often she should do it with Li Xiaodong, the "fiancé", in order to be in line with what her aunt said about "intimacy".

Fortunately, at a critical moment, she remembered a classic line from a certain TV series.

"Me, me and Xiaodong, well, probably ...... I do it once a month. Mei Dan said to her aunt with a red face, but she was secretly lucky in her heart.

Aunt Mei was taken aback when she heard this, and said: "Oh my God, Dandan, you still dare to say that you and Xiaodong have a good relationship, you two are so young, and it is in the stage of love, you two only do it once a month, Dandan, do you know that you are already very dangerous!"

"Dangerous, dangerous? Why is that?"

Mei Dan looked confused, and thought to himself, isn't it already very intimate to do it once a month?

Aunt Mei became serious and said, "Dandan, you are really ignorant! Do you know that if a man likes this woman very much, especially young men and young women, he is very interested in that kind of thing! Let me give you an analogy, when your uncle and I were young, including after one or two years of marriage, we had to do it at least twice a week. If it is replaced by the love stage of you and Xiaodong, who are still just unmarried couples, sometimes you have to do it several times a day, and you are happy to do it. ”

"But what about you!"

Aunt Mei stood up excitedly and said, "You and Xiaodong only do it once a month, you think about it with your own head, what does this mean?"

"......" Mei Dan was a little dazed, and vaguely felt that it was not good.

Aunt Mei continued to say excitedly: "This shows that your attraction to Xiaodong is not enough at all! This shows that the relationship between you and Xiaodong is very unstable, and it also shows that Li Xiaodong is not very interested in you at all, and it also shows that maybe Li Xiaodong's interest is in other girls!"

After a pause, Aunt Mei said with hatred: "Don't think that you are more beautiful than other girls, have a good figure, have achievements, and have fame, you feel amazing, my aunt left a hard word here today, if you and Xiaodong are still in this state of relationship, it won't take long for you to break with Xiaodong!"

"When the time comes, your fiancé will be snatched away by other girls, Xiaodong will no longer pay attention to you, even if your aunt asks you to marry him again, it will be useless!

"......" Mei Dan blushed and lowered her eyes, and began to regret it in her heart.

Damn TV series, damn lines, damn once a month, those writers, directors and actors, they're a bunch of liars!

Sister is going to be killed by those bastards!

Now that she is being taught a lesson by her aunt, she is holding back the wrongs in her stomach, but she can't explain it at all.

She can only burn incense and worship the Buddha in her heart, hoping that her aunt will finish her temper soon, and the unlucky things will go away quickly.

"Tell me, Li Xiaodong's family, do you still want it!?" Aunt Mei crossed her waist with one hand and pointed at her to continue teaching.

Of course, Meydan couldn't say that she didn't want it, so she blushed and nodded as if she had made a mistake.

"Well, from today onwards, you must listen to your aunt! My aunt asks you to put your broken company aside, and as long as you have time, you must be like a virtuous family woman, stay by your husband's side, and spend more time with your man. You should spend your mind on your man, you should tie his heart, you should make him feel that you are the only person he likes the most! You had better understand a truth: From ancient times to the present, the most important thing in a woman's life is not her career, but your man, your children, and your home!

Mei Dan knew in her heart that as long as her aunt started to go crazy, it was best not to squeak, listen to everything first, endure any grievances, and never die.

So she didn't say a word and nodded again.

"Okay, you understand!"

Aunt Mei grabbed the teacup and took a sip, then gasped and said, "Then from now on, you listen clearly, figure out your own situation, don't think that you are a busy person, spend more time with your man, you are his wife!"

"Yes, auntie. I have taken everything my aunt said to heart, and my aunt can rest assured, I will be obedient. ”

Mei Dan knew that her aunt's temper was about to run out, so she took the initiative to support her and said with a forced smile: "Auntie, you can dissipate your anger." It's not too early, I'll accompany you back to your room, it's time to sleep. ”

"I don't want you to accompany me, you go to accompany Xiaodong, take care of him by the way, and you sleep in the guest room with him tonight. ”

Mei Dan's face suddenly changed, and he said, "Auntie, didn't you say that I would sleep with you tonight? I slept with him, and I was at my aunt's house, what does it look like?" Mei Dan never thought that his aunt would arrange it like this, you must know that it was not like this before!

"Less verbose, more verbose beating you!"

Aunt Mei pointed to the guest room and ordered, "Go, wait for your man!"

"......" Suddenly, Mei Dan began to get anxious, if he slept in a room with Li Xiaodong, what should he do at night?

That little rascal, will he really play hooligan on me?

(End of chapter)