Chapter 268: The Stool Deal

As the saying goes, when the forest is big, there are birds, and there are people in the island countries of the human world who like to eat stool, and they can eat normal meals, but they want to eat stool. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

In these perverted years, there are many three-legged beauties, and there are also men with open chests, and there are cosmic brain monsters in the digital world that can't eat ordinary food, can only feed on stool, and use stool as energy, and there seems to be nothing wrong with it and unacceptable.

Moreover, Caesar vaguely remembers that when he was still a human before, he had watched a certain movie or a video, saying that aliens like to eat human feces, catch human beings to their spaceships, and provide all kinds of delicious food, urging humans to poop for them to taste.

Therefore, although Caesar was shocked at first, he accepted it much faster than Barummon.

Balu Beast is now hiding far away, looking at this side carefully, as if she is looking at something dangerous, she didn't dare to take a step closer, even with it, she looked at Caesar who was still standing next to the Cosmic Brain Demonic Beast, and did not run, with a look of doubt and weirdness, the Caesar who looked at it was all wrong, and felt that she and the Cosmic Brain Demonic Beast had become the same kind.

However, as soon as he saw the 'spirit' in his hand, Caesar still endured it and continued to talk with the Cosmic Brain Demon Beast.

"Woooooooooo The cosmic brain monster seemed to see it for the first time, and after knowing that he was eating poop, he didn't run, and he was still willing to stand beside him and talk, and he was moved by tears, grabbing Caesar's hand and not letting go, that excitement.

Looking at the hand that was grasped by the Cosmic Brain Demon Beast, the corners of Caesar's mouth twitched, and it was completely broken.

Through conversation, Caesar knew why the Cosmic Brain Demon Beast was so miserable.

The cosmic brain monster's habit of eating stool can't be a stool that has been too long, they must eat fresh stool, pull out the stool within a day, if they eat it again, they will be poisoned, just like people eat moldy and hairy leftovers.

It is for this reason that the days of the Cosmic Brain Warcraft are very, very difficult, running around every day to eat a full stomach, but when doing business and buying things, you don't want money, you want fresh feces, isn't this a trick.

Even if they really wanted to do business, the Digimon who patiently listened to the explanation of the Cosmic Brain Monster all ran away after listening to it, and not everyone can withstand that kind of psychological pressure if they eat poop for a living.

Moreover, who would be a normal person to wear fresh stool with him, even if he really wants to buy something from the Cosmic Brain Warcraft, he doesn't have fresh stool for him, can he poop himself?

Think about that picture carefully, there is a plate under the buttocks, pull the poop on the plate, and then pick up the plate and hand it to the Cosmic Brain Beast, watching the Cosmic Brain Beast ecstatic to taste its own stool......

Damn, retarded! Sick! Neurotic!

Having said that, even if the Cosmic Brain Demon Beast has a beautiful knife in its hand and wants to buy fresh stool, it doesn't mean that it can't be purchased, sometimes, it can really be bought if it's in a hurry, but most of the time, it basically can't be bought if you want to buy it with money in your hand.

And, unless this is a person who is very short of money, who will buy stool, sell stool will feel as if chrysanthemums have been violated, after all, money and dignity, compared to the two, many people will choose dignity, unless... The amount of money is huge.

Therefore, every time I buy fresh feces, the Cosmic Brain Warcraft will spend a lot of money.

As a result, he was mixed up like this, with a small stall in this corner, and he was so weak because he hadn't eaten for nearly a week, and he was completely hungry.

Yes, that's right, it's been emphasized many times that his 'rice' means fresh stool.

Until now, when he met Caesar, the first person to know that he was eating poop for a living, without showing such obvious disgust and disgust, and not reacting as big and violent as Barumon, he still shifted to stand beside him and talk to him face to face.

"This must be the mind and mind of the king, oh! It's great! The Cosmic Brain Demon Beast looked at Caesar and thought excitedly, his eyes were shining with starlight.

The Cosmic Brain Monster was completely moved by Caesar's king's mind.

"After you're sure, you'll be able to collect things like 'spirits.'" Caesar listened to the words of the Cosmic Brain Demon Beast, thought for a moment, and asked again with certainty.

"Yes! I'm pretty sure that as long as I have the energy to poop, I can start my machine! The Cosmic Brain Demon Beast hurriedly said.

"Well... Collect fresh poop—" Caesar nodded, his brow furrowed slightly, and for a moment he felt a little difficult to do, because the fact was so strange.

"That, it's just that I eat fresh stool, and the energy used by the machine to stool doesn't need to be fresh, it's okay." When the cosmic brain monster saw Caesar's appearance, he knew that Caesar was thinking of a way, so he didn't dare to disturb, and said cautiously.

Caesar nodded, indicating that he understood, but still had a headache, who would have nothing to do with fresh feces, or accumulate feces, there are many public toilets in the waiting city, and finally, they are all used as fertilizers to irrigate the farmland.

Moreover, there are all kinds of feces in the septic tank, and there is no feces, those are called 'fresh'.

"Wait..."Caesar thought, his eyes suddenly aimed at something, and his eyes immediately locked in that direction, only to see that there was a slug beast shopping in the distance, Caesar's eyes lit up, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.

"Barumon...", Caesar had a lot of thoughts in his head, and immediately walked towards Barummon.

"Lord Caesar!!" Seeing Caesar coming, looking at Caesar's hand held by the Cosmic Brain Demon Beast just now, Balumon's face changed, and he subconsciously took a few steps back in a row, but he thought that it was the admiring King Caesar who was walking towards her, and it was too rude to retreat, so he quickly stopped, but looked at Caesar's expression and was very frightened.

"Uh... What, you go and call the 'Cha Erde' and let him do whatever he wants..."Caesar saw the expression of the Barummon, and looked at his hand with an embarrassed expression, and commanded the Barumon from a distance.

"What? Yes, I'll do it! Hearing Caesar's words, Barumon was very puzzled, but nodded anyway, and ran away.

"King Caesar, are you... Can you help me? The Cosmic Brain Monster asked Caesar as he walked back.

"I'm not helping you, we're making a deal, don't worry, as long as you tell the truth, from today onwards, you won't have to worry about filling your stomach in the future." Caesar laughed.

"Thank you, thank you so much." Caesar's credibility, one of which is that it is famous in the entire digital world, and even Caesar said so, it must be true, and the cosmic brain monster immediately said gratefully. (To be continued.) )