998 Conventional events
"Ugh..."
On the way to school, a man named Kamijo Dangma sighed from the bottom of his heart while dragging his body exhausted, walking forward step by step. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Unfortunately..."
Hearing this, walking beside Shangjo Dangma, because the dormitories are in the same building, the time to go out just happened to be together, so the Fang Li who was walking together was a little confused.
"What's wrong?" Fang Li asked: "I said your famous lines early in the morning, did you encounter any bad luck this time?" ”
Hearing Fang Li's words, Kamijo Dangma showed a masochistic expression.
“…… Hasn't it become a convention for me to have bad luck? ”
Saying this, Shangjo Dangma seemed to be about to spit out all his grievances, and used the last bit of strength in his body to shout.
"I can't get the singer's autograph.,And because of the treat, I became penniless.,In a state of self-abandonment, I guessed with Tuyumen and blue-haired earrings in class.,As a result, I angered Teacher Xiaomeng.,I was left until almost at night before school was allowed!"
Fang Li witnessed the whole process of this matter.
However, this was only the beginning of the unfortunate experience of a man named Uejo Danma.
In such a situation, Kamijo Danma continued to shout.
Because I was left for the evening, I didn't eat for the whole day, so I had to go to the restaurant that I visited some time ago and got a free meal ticket, but the waiter at the restaurant told me with a smile, "I'm sorry, there is a silver-haired big stomach nun in the store today, and she has eaten all the ingredients, so please ...... tomorrow Hey, your free meal voucher looks like it's going to expire today." ”
The expression on Fang Li's face froze suddenly.
Kamijo Dangma, who didn't find this, is still crying.
"There was no way, I could only drag my empty stomach and plan to take a shortcut home, but I encountered an incident scene in the alley of the short road, and was detained by a Tokiwa Typhoon Commission with a double ponytail, saying that I was suspicious and needed to be taken back for investigation, and this investigation was directly investigated until the morning, so I didn't sleep all night!"
Fang Li's expression began to stiffen.
"I didn't think until I just went back, "Ah, it's okay to sleep for ten minutes" and was about to collapse, but I don't know which room came from the sound of girls biting crazy and the sound of bastards running around in order to dodge, so noisy that I couldn't sleep at all!
Fang Li was completely silent.
The unfortunate man named Uejo Danma didn't notice the performance of his classmates around him at all, so he could only raise his head and shout.
"Why am I so unlucky?! Unfortunately, this is not a situation that science can explain, right?! Could it be that someone is framing me behind my back?! If Heaven really has eyes, then tell me who that bastard is! Look at me without this right hand to shatter his illusions! ”
As if he could shed blood and tears, the accusations made the pedestrians on the surrounding roads involuntarily stay away from the side of Shangjo Dangma.
And the only person who still remains by Uejo Dangma's side is the culprit who was shouted by him and wanted to smash the other party with his right hand.
"Ahh
Uejo sighed as if he had lost his breath and returned to his exhausted state.
"Unfortunately..."
Others can't understand how heavy these three simple words are, right?
As for Fang Li, his expression had become completely unnatural.
How so?
This is probably the first time Fang Li has behaved so weakly in front of a person, right?
Of course, the more humble is still to come.
"When I was unlucky, there must have been winners in life who had new encounters because of the arrival of summer vacation, right?" Uejo Danma said with a sigh: "Isn't there the luck that a person like Mr. Uejo can have?" For example, it's okay to happen once in a while like a beautiful girl falling from the sky, right? Even if the beautiful girl who fell from the sky was hung on the balcony of the dormitory room, this kind of development that makes people complain about it can not accept it now, Mr. Uejo! ”
Speaking of which, Kamijo Dangma tilted his head again and opened his mouth like a self-deprecating one.
"However, even if this kind of good thing really happens,,It's definitely going to slip away because of my misfortune.,For example, the beautiful girl who fell from the sky didn't hang on the balcony.,But fell into the alley.,And then hit someone else around a corner.,As a result,It's not the unfortunate Mr. Uejo who meets the beautiful girl.,It's a lucky bastard who doesn't know where.,This fantasy I also want to crush it with this right hand!"
Uejo sighed.
"Unfortunately..."
This time, the heaviness of these three words really completely pressed Fang Li's heart.
Fang Li looked at the exhausted body with his shoulders hanging down, supporting his fasting stomach and lack of sleep, and walked weakly beside him, opening his mouth several times, but he didn't know what to say.
In the end, Fang Li could only pat Shang Tiaodangma's shoulder and say this.
"You have to be strong."
"Hehe..."
Mr. Uejo's smile had long since collapsed.
Immediately, he replied with such a sentence.
"I don't know why, I want to beat you up today, so, only today, please don't fight back, let me punch you, okay?"
This kind of thing, of course, is not to be discussed, Mr. Uejo.
Also, we'll have to talk about it later.
After all, what does it mean to hear a girl's voice in the boys' dormitory, Kamijo Danma doesn't seem to be aware of it.
Therefore, Fang Li thought that he should find a way to keep this guy shut up, and even lose his memory.
Therefore, Mr. Uejo's misfortune continues.
……
The next day's summer tutoring, in the same peaceful conditions as yesterday, was announced to be over not long after.
After class, Fang Li put down the Tuyumen Yuanchun and the blue-haired earrings that he planned to continue to entangle, and then picked up his schoolbag and went home by himself.
By the way,Shangjo when Ma because of a sleepless night and an empty stomach,In the end, I couldn't resist the exhaustion.,Fall asleep in class.,Very happy to be left by the little Meng teacher who almost cried.,Continue to tutor.,It's estimated that it's not at night.,It's also impossible to get out of school.。
"Unfortunate!"
Fang Li left the school under the background sound effect that he didn't know how many times he had listened to it.
After returning to the dormitory, Fang Li opened the door of his room and spoke casually inside.
"I'm back."
However, this discourse, which has become a habit, has attracted a flurry of panicked voices.
"You... Are you back? Welcome back! ”
Intix sat at the table in the room, and after a moment of panic, she turned around and smiled at Fang Li.
However, seeing that smile, Fang Li's movement as he was about to close the door stalled.
There is no other reason.
It's just because Intix's smile is completely not innocent and innocent in the past, but extremely reluctant.
It's barely so easy to see at a glance.
Coupled with the performance of Intix just now, Fang Li can be sure.
"Did something happen?"