Chapter 17: It is said that there is no plot of the X-Men in the movie......
"Hello friends of country M! I'm an A-rank professional hero from Country R, Psychic Shinryu, and I'm especially good at dealing with resentful spirits. I will be staying in New York for the next two months, if you are unfortunate enough to encounter a paranormal event and there is a need for this, please do not hesitate to contact me for the safety of your own life. In order to show the friendship between the two peoples, I will launch a cross-border opening discount, all services are 20% off, and the appointment phone number ...... "Lingyu Xinlong stands on the commercial street where people come and go, holding a megaphone and advertising hard.
While Iron Man dismantles his gear in Leeds, Saitama and Genos casually visit S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, and undocumented knights are beaten to death by the Green Goblin, he's taking his disciples to fight for his cause and wallet - he's just a fraudster, but his values are the most normal in every sense of the word.
"Master......" called out the dragon set who stood blankly behind the spirit illusion Xinlong.
"What's the matter, do you want to go shopping? Is it okay to go shopping after the evening, the effect of publicity during the day is better. "Lingyu Xinlong is still thinking about how to convince Long to show his hand and show his superpowers in the eyes of the citizens of country M.
Long Tao shook his head and replied, "There is an old man who keeps talking in my head and asked me to meet him...... It seems to be a place called 'Xavier School for Gifted Teenagers'......"
"Telepathy?" Psychic Xinlong felt abrupt in his heart, after all, he was just an ordinary person, and even the 'superior resentful spirit-dimple' around Long Tao was only seen after the recent incident, but he was very good at dealing with unusual things as an ordinary person, "It's good that this kind of person doesn't have to worry about it, it's probably a big reason to fool you after meeting, ostensibly to poach you to his school for training, but in fact, to turn you into a soldier who serves him - this kind of development, right?" ”
“…… Transfer schools, forget it. "Long Tao doesn't have any friends in school, but he has parents, a younger brother, and a dream lover, how can he transfer to country M.
"As a Master, I'm here to teach you how to avoid the tricks of social fraud." Lingyu Xinlong originally didn't want to teach this, but after deceiving the dragon for so long, he also felt a little guilty in his heart...... Or the so-called friendship between master and apprentice, "the two most important words are 'interests'!" ”
"...... of Interests"
"Take this incident as an example, what do you think you really need right now?" Psychic Xinlong pointed to his disciple.
“…… muscles, and the ability to see the atmosphere? Long Tao replied with reservations.
"And the favor of that childhood friend named 'Xiaolei', right?" Psychic Xinlong, who was clear about the details of his disciples, bluntly uncovered that layer of paper, making the disciples who lacked feelings show a shy expression, "These things can only be obtained by your own efforts, and through the side door, or the assistance of others, you will not be satisfied in any way." ”
It's easy to want muscles, inject a serum like Captain America, and immediately become a devil muscleman, but ...... Captain America took that muscle to fight the Red Skull, and of course it was fine; But the dragon set is to use that muscle to pick up girls, which feels like something is wrong.
Lingyu Xinlong continued: "At this time, someone told you that you only need to know one thing about where you want to go and meet him, that is, 'he can't give me what I want if I go', so that you can avoid some of the routines. ”
“…… I see. He didn't immediately take out his notebook and write it down like Genos, but he took Master's words to heart.
"Of course, the fraud routines in society are not so simple, most of them are 'lure them with profit', such as telling you how to make a fortune, for example, telling you how to become more attractive, for example, telling you how to be healthy...... But this one is too complicated, I'll teach you later. "Psychic Xinlong won't say, and he himself doesn't know how to teach the dragon to discern these routine traps.
"Yes, Master." The dragon's hair fluttered upward, unilaterally cutting off the telepathy.
Professor X, lost his chance to appear.
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People are different.
Of course, this is not the 'theory that people are born noble and inferior' expressed by the emperor in "Lelouch World", but "when encountering the same thing, different people will react differently".
For example, a suicide girl was standing by a bridge and was about to jump into the river to die. Category A people stand by the bridge and messily persuade the child to give birth, although it is generally not useful, but it is still doing a good deed; Type B people stand in the distance, and they can't play a positive role at all, so they have to stop and watch; Category C saw the opportunity, flew bravely, hugged the suicide girl, and dragged her back to the bridge; Ding tried to squeeze into the crowd, found a suitable position, took out his mobile phone video, no matter whether the suicide girl was rescued or jumped off the river in the end, he didn't care at all, and when he went home, he had to upload it to the Internet to share, and he felt very happy to see the number of clicks high.
It is precisely because 'people are not the same' that some people are called 'heroes'.
"Yo, unlicensed knight, you're on TV." Because everyone shares a villa, the unlicensed knight, covered in bandages and on crutches, will surely bump into Leeds, who is watching TV in the living room.
By the way, the TV was showing an anecdote about a sledgehammer falling from the sky and the local people couldn't pick it up, and Leeds was a little interested in the hammer.
"Huh...... It's a shame...... Being beaten like this. The undocumented knight smiled bitterly.
"If this is a shame, then there is no shameful guy in the world~" Not only Leeds, but also the evaluation of undocumented knights by the people of country M is also super high, after all, the above-mentioned 'Ding people' perfectly recorded the speech of unlicensed knights into the video, as long as they are not hard-hearted, they will be touched.
"By the way, how did you get in school?" Liz asked.
"Huh?" The undocumented knight was stunned by the headless question, but still gave the answer, "...... The results are not bad, right? It's just that...... That doesn't help me in my current job. ”
"That's not necessarily," Liz pointed to the room assigned to the undocumented knight, "I won't use immortal magic to heal you, you stay in the villa for half a month, don't go out, and read a lot of books I put in your room...... Remember to give it back to me after reading it. ”
“…… Isn't that right? A possibility rose in the heart of the undocumented knight.
"Remember what the next four words are in 'study hard'? S-level and A-level, don't think about it, it's useless if you don't go up in physical attributes, but ...... Class B is still stable. Liz laughed.
“…… Thanks a lot! ”
"Thank you so much for letting me see another real hero~"