When Xin Han carried Natasha back to his home, an uninvited guest was already waiting in the living room.

"How did you get in? Do you need me to throw you out? Xin Han moved his shoulders and made a clicking sound, full of threat.

Natasha pulled him: "Xin, don't do this, Director Fury is good to me." The person waiting in the living room was none other than Nick Fury, whom Xin Han called the one-eyed bald man.

She calmed Xin Han, and then said to Nick Fury: "Fury can't call Fury if there is anything, you know that I can't let others in here, forget it this time, but only this time." ”

Nick Fury smiled bitterly, the two of them had a temper, no wonder they could be together, raised their hands and made a gesture of surrender: "Okay, I don't know this, you know that we are used to being uninvited in this business, and I haven't changed it for a while, and I won't next time." ”

Xin Han first called Hong and then went to the guest room to 'rest', and then sat opposite Nick Fury: "Say, it's not a good thing for you to come here to designate, just say something, don't beat around the bush, you know I'm very short on time." ”

As he spoke, he glanced at Natasha, and then said pointedly, "Especially at night." After saying that, Natasha's face turned crimson.

Nick Fury coughed lightly twice, is it so natural to say such shameless words?

"There is something wrong, I checked your file in the bureau and found that you are also our internal person." Nick Fury stared at Xin Han's eyes with a slight smile.

Xin Han said in surprise: "I've been absent from work for 70 years, why haven't you removed me yet?" Is your department wasting taxpayers' money like that? ”

Nick Fury coughed again from Xin Han's words, and it took him a long time to recover: "You can't say that, after all, we should be more generous to employees like you who have special contributions and extraordinary abilities." ”

"Okay, what the hell is going on, it's impossible to let me go back again, I'm used to being bound!"

Xin Han pulled out a cigar. After clicking on it, he took a puff and sprayed Nick Fury in the face, and then leaned back on the couch with a grin, making Natasha cry and laugh.

Nick Fury resisted the urge to turn his face and showed an ugly smile, of course, the reason why he endured it like this, and the fact that he couldn't beat Xin Han was also an important reason.

"I'm here to invite you to join the Avengers Project." Nick Fury briefly told Xin Han about the Avengers plan, and then handed over a stack of materials.

Xin Han took it and looked at it quickly, and couldn't help pouting disdainfully: "Don't tell me, what are you Avengers like my wife and the two people named Hawkeye?" ”

Nick Fury was embarrassed for a while: "As for the other team members, we will recruit them as soon as possible." Everything has to start from scratch, there must be a beginning! ”

Xin Han threw the information back: "I'm just an ordinary person, I'm afraid I don't meet your requirements, you see that I don't have any abilities or anything." ”

The corners of Nick Fury's mouth twitched, this time it directly escalated from the urge to turn his face to the desire to pull out a gun, have you ever seen an ordinary person who is not old for seventy years? Have you ever seen an ordinary person who can dodge under Natasha's frenzied attacks? Ordinary people in your family can just scrap Hawkeye!! You see that you are so shameless, you are definitely not an ordinary person!

He didn't say a word, the Avengers had fewer people, and if you didn't add someone in, you would definitely kidnap Natasha, so that Hawkeye would be left with a broken hand. That's still a fart, don't call it an avenger, it's a strong eagle instead.

"Xin, don't be kidding. How can ordinary people not be old for seventy years, I came to you this time seriously, you hurt Hawkeye, and no one has done many tasks. You don't want Natasha to go on an adventure! ”

Nick Fury can only know how to reason and move with affection, in order to impress him with Xin Han's concern for Natasha.

Xin Han nodded approvingly: "What you said is very reasonable, and my wife's safety is also the thing I care about the most."

Nick Fury was overjoyed. At that time, he took out a document and planned to ask Xin Han to sign: "So? ”

Xin Han didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and then said: "So I plan to let her resign too, both of us are not young, and we plan to use the little time left to go to a bigger city, travel or something."

Nick Fury is so hanging out of a mouthful of blood, you don't look like you look like a minor, there is not much time left? Are you referring to hundreds of years!?

There was really no way for him to turn his head to look at Natasha with a pleading look.

Natasha thought of Nick Fury's care for herself, and couldn't help but smile and complain: "Okay, don't make trouble, I will also participate in this Avengers plan, unless there is a big thing that cannot be solved, otherwise I will not use you to make a move, let alone restrict your freedom, and the treatment is very good!" ”

"Oh? How much to give? ”

"Nick Fury is very uncomfortable with this transition.

"Just kidding, I'm a rich man, I can't look down on your S.H.I.E.L.D. foundation, then I'll give my wife a face and join your plan to retaliate against anyone."

Xin Han waved his hand happily, indicating that it was all trivial.

"It's the Avengers Project" Nick Fury reluctantly corrected on the side, and said in his heart, big brother, have you listened carefully?

He forcibly suppressed the urge to blast Xin Han with a bazooka, and then opened the file: "Then Xin, please sign your name, congratulations on becoming a member of the Avengers." ”

Xin Han took the pen handed by Fury and signed his big name 'James Bond'.

When Nick Fury saw Xin Han's name, the muscles on his face twitched involuntarily, and asked, "Xin, isn't your name Xin Han, what is this name?" ”

"Oh, this is my English name!"

After Xin Han finished speaking, Natasha smiled, she didn't know that her man had this English name since she knew him, it was obviously made up.

How could Nick Fury not see it, and his heart said, "Your sister is your English name."

But after Xin Han signed, he pretended not to know, anyway, he admitted that it was his English name.

"That's James," Nick Fury simply called out his so-called English name.

"Wait, you better call me Xin, I'm not used to calling James." Xin Han corrected Nick Fury's title.

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Nick Fury said in his heart that you can no longer be embarrassed No, just after saying that it is your English name, you are not used to calling it like this, and it is okay to lie to people please be dedicated to your work.

"Well, Sheen is like this, there is a paranormal phenomenon happening in New Mexico, I was going to send Hawkeye and Coulson, and now that Hawkeye needs to recuperate, I don't think you and Natasha will have a trip? I'll let Coulson assist you. ”

"New Mexico?" Xin Han's heart moved, and he pretended to groan.

Natasha couldn't help but push him: "Xin, agree, what can I say about Hawkeye's injury is also because of us." ”

Xin Han nodded: "Fury, you also know that Natasha and I haven't seen each other for seventy years, but as soon as we met, you arranged a mission to come down, which is unkind, if I promise to come down to the first Hawkeye, how about it, and even if Natasha and I go to New Mexico for our honeymoon, the money for eating, drinking, and having fun will be reimbursed by S.H.I.E.L.D. for everything." ”

Nick Fury wanted to scold his mother, who said just now that he didn't have to pay for it, but he still nodded: "I hope you can leave tomorrow, and there is another thing, I know that you and Stark father and son have a good relationship, can you persuade Tony to join the Avengers as well?" ”

Xin Han stood up and made a send-off: "What, it's too late, I won't keep you, the security in New York is so bad, if you go back late and are robbed, it won't be good." ”

Nick Fury stood up with anger: "What about Tony? ”

"Isn't human rights the most important thing in this country? It's his freedom to choose how Tony chooses, and I have no right to interfere as an uncle, so I'm sorry, I can't send it slowly. ”

After saying that, Xin Han sent Nick Fury out of the house with a 'enthusiastic' face.

When the door was closed, Natasha said with a smile: "He is the director, why do you keep deliberately angry with him." ”

Xin Han picked up Natasha: "The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and the most annoying thing is that someone delays me to do my business." After saying that, Natasha screamed, and rushed into the bedroom.

Then the seventy-year-old bed squeaked and sang a moving melody, this singing was a night, so that the red queen next door who didn't have to rest secretly guessed, what is it like to be human?

The next day, Natasha used her laptop to receive the information of the mission, and together with Xin Han, she boarded a special plane from S.H.I.E.L.D. to the State of Mexico.

Someone on the plane handed Xin Han a document with the identity of his agent on it, and it said 'James Bond', a first-class agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Xin Han took the certificate and asked Natasha, "Wife, is this first-level agent the highest, and is there any special grade or anything above me?" By the way, what level is that one-eyed bald man, is there any height for me? ”

Natasha forced herself to laugh and said, "Fury is a level 10 agent, and I'm level 7. ”

Xin Han was overjoyed after hearing this: "I knew that the bald man had no ability at first glance, and his level was definitely not high" Suddenly he felt that something was wrong: "By the way, isn't he the director, why is he only level ten?" ”

"Ten levels is the highest, your level, to be honest, I haven't heard of it." Natasha finally couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Xin Han was suffocated: "Fake's face, this one-eyed bald man must be retaliating." ”

"Forget Xin, this document is for you to cover your identity, the Avenger has no rank, and he enjoys the highest treatment, I think Fury is just joking with you."

Natasha was also afraid that Xin Han would turn her face with S.H.I.E.L.D., so she smiled and then comforted her.

Xin Han smiled: "Don't worry, I'm not so stingy, by the way, if I drive over the speed limit with this passport, the police won't stop me, right?" ”

Looking at her man's evil expression, Natasha nodded and began to mourn for Nick Fury in her heart, thinking that in the future, solving the trouble of speeding traffic for Xin Han would become a fixed part of the daily work of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. (To be continued.) )