Chapter 633: Fight for a fart, one finger can get you

Looking at the other side drinking and eating meat, Yan Chixia snorted: "Don't worry about the swordsmanship, my poor jingle can't afford your sword!" ”

As he spoke, he got up and patted the dust on his buttocks, turned around and walked towards the meditation room, out of sight and out of mind, just this time he swallowed half a catty of saliva, and he still didn't suffer from this hunger.

Seeing that Yan Chixia really wanted to go back to the meditation room, Xin Hanshuang was cool, but he was worried about other people's things, how could he let the bearded man go.

With a roll of his eyes, he beckoned: "The bearded man came and ate together!" ”

Yan Chixia paused, turned around slowly, and looked at Xin Han suspiciously: "You mean it really?" Nothing else? ”

This product is really tempting, it's not that he has no heart and no lungs and doesn't hold grudges, Guan Jianyan Chixia is no wine or joy, no meat and no pleasure, plus a heroic personality and informality.

If Xin Han really invited him to drink wine and eat meat, he would really be tempted, as for the previous beating, in front of the wine and food, the gods and horses are all floating clouds.

"If you want to come, come if you don't come and pull it down, who still begs you to fail!" Xin Han picked up the wine jug and opened the lid with a 'wave', gathered the wine jug half a foot above his head, and poured it into his mouth with his head up.

This posture is very similar to the heroic coquettishness of Lin Damei when she drinks in the water in the movie "Smiling Proud of the East of the Rivers and Lakes".

This posture of drinking belongs to the colander type, and the drink has not spilled out much, Xin Han drank it in a big gulp, and the syrup that flowed out of the wine was also sprinkled on his clothes along his cheeks.

Guan Jian Xinhan used this posture to drink, the wine spilled out, and the aroma of the wine was instantly emanated, and it is said that the later generations of Moutai became famous in the world because of the wine altar at the expo, and the aroma of the wine immediately conquered many foreigners present.

Now that he is doing this, the aroma of wine is overflowing, and Yan Chixia's wine worm is immediately hooked, looking at the little white face who doesn't know what to say about ruining the wine, the bearded man's heart is like a knife.

"Hey, slow down, you're fooling around, such a good wine is all wasted!"

Yan Chixia really couldn't help the drunken insects, strode over, and sat opposite Xin Han: "You said that you invited me to eat meat!" Meet my name is Yan Chixia, of course you can continue to call me bearded, I don't mind! ”

Wanwan handed Yan Chixia a pair of chopsticks, and the bearded man picked up a chopstick beef and threw it directly into his mouth regardless of the piping hot, the hot fragrant soup and the rich meat aroma made the beard addicted.

Xin Han nodded secretly, this beard is not like that Xiahou Jian, and he does not suspect that he is poisoning, so he goes directly to the chopsticks, he is a bold and upright person.

Xin Han didn't care about him, and beckoned Wanwan to eat together, but the wine pot didn't let go, a sip of wine and a mouthful of meat, Yan Chixia pulled her beard and her eyes were hot.

"You are not happy, you invite me to eat meat, why do you enjoy the wine yourself?" After eating a few big bites of beef, Yan Chixia finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, but it could be seen from the weakness of his voice that this product lacked confidence.

"I deserve you! If you want to drink, okay, tell me about your flying sword, I'm interested in this! Xin Han waved his hand, and there was another bottle of fine wine in his hand, which was placed directly in front of Yan Chixia.

The bearded man swallowed his saliva and pursed his lips, obviously struggling in his heart and fighting against the wine worms, he suddenly reached out and picked up the wine bottle: "Just say it, it's not a big deal anyway, this swordsmanship and this flying sword are also found by me from a deserted Taoist temple, and I'm not afraid of your jokes, I didn't do much but buried this flying sword." ”

After he finished speaking, he hurriedly opened the wine bottle, took a few sips, and shouted: "Enjoyable!" ”

Xin Han picked a piece of beef with chopsticks, put it in his mouth and chewed it a few bites, and asked, "And I see that your flying sword mantras are all Taoist things, why do you use the Buddhist mantra of 'Prajnaparamita'?" ”

The bearded old man blushed: "Isn't my mana low, the threshold of the Buddhist spell is low, and it is just right to activate the flying sword, and when my swordsmanship reaches the second layer, I can cast it!" ”

He hadn't drunk too much, and he hadn't said what he had done.

After a meal, under the offensive of hot pot and Moutai, Yan Chixia almost didn't say anything about not wearing underwear, but she just didn't let go of this swordsmanship.

When he drank to the scene, he stood up like a drunken man, danced a swordsmanship, and said something in his mouth, "Heaven to earth, humane swordsmanship, roosters and dogs." A wail.

This is cold and cold, eating hot pot and singing, is there such a beautiful thing? You're so cool, you just don't agree with the matter, aren't you taking advantage of it and not giving money!

Yan Chixia danced the sword and sang, and licked her old face and asked Xin Han if he was good.

Originally, with Yan Chixia's heroic appearance, she sang this song in the movie, and she really had a master's demeanor.

But now being beaten in the face by Xin Han like a demon is unbearable, in this secluded ancient temple, the image of the master is gone.

Let people see an evil ghost holding a sword in the barren mountains and wild temples and howling, such scenes can only make people feel goosebumps all over their bodies, and a cool breeze is coming from their necks.

Xin Han pursed his lips: "If you go out of tune a little more, you will be more like a ghost, you will get a horn and bark blindly, you are not afraid to attract wolves!" ”

Yan Chixia was so angry: "The bags on my forehead are not all hit by you!" ”

Xin Han gestured and beckoned: "Come on, let's discuss, I'm going to decide on your swordsmanship!" You'll have to get your hands on it anyway. Speaking of this, he sighed and said: "Hey, why don't you say that you are not a wicked person, you have to worry so much, just kill and rob, how simple." ”

Hearing what he said, this time it was Yan Chixia's turn to have a cool breeze around her neck: "I know you have high martial arts, but don't mess around, I will really resist!" Don't scare me! ”

Yan Chixia looked at Xin Han defensively, just like a little daughter-in-law who was about to be insulted.

Xin Han ignored him: "I won't tell you, I'm also a cultivator, I like sword immortals the most in my life, but I don't know how to practice, so I saw that you were so old before you started to practice, and I don't know how many years you can live when you look at your decay, I'll help you prolong your life for two hundred years, what do you think of the method of changing your sword?" ”

"Two hundred years of life, are you sure you're not talking nonsense about drinking too much? Or do you lie to me? Yan Chixia asked with some disbelief in her eyes.

"Trick you into having money to spend? You should also know that it is not difficult to deal with you with my strength, but this young master is a principled person, and there is still a reason to take action against some evil people, and he still can't bear to deal with a good-hearted and righteous hero like you. ”

Xin Han pounded his chest and pointed at Yan Chixia: "Why aren't you a bad person?"

Yan Chixia sweated profusely, and then you killed me and killed people, right!

He was surprised and asked, "Do you know me?" ”

Xin Han pursed his lips: "The six doors are always head-catchers, the number one swordsman in the world, what a big name!" ”

Yan Chixia's old face flushed; "Hehe, it's all fooled up by others!"

Xin Han urged: "No one is talking nonsense to you, I'm busy, can I give a happy word." ”

Yan Chixia covered her forehead: "I've drunk a little too much, and my head is not very clear, can you consider replying." ”

Xin Han nodded: "Okay, as long as you know this sword trick, I am bound to get it, two hundred years of Yangshou is what you need most now, with these two hundred years is enough for you to cultivate to a certain level, it is better than dying and leaving things cheaper for future generations!" ”

Xin Han is planning to use the perfect T virus to exchange with Yan Chixia, so that for people in cultivation, it is the best way not to cause and effect, the perfect T virus is garbage that can be mass-produced for him, but for others, it is a treasure that can increase Yang Shou, so he is at ease with this exchange sword technique, and it is not a good advantage.

After eating, back in the meditation room, Xin Han was still lying on the cushion and pretending to sleep, while Wanwan was rubbing his legs on the side, although he was not tired, but he was also happy to enjoy the service of a beautiful woman.

"Childe, what you said before is not counted!" Wanwan asked softly and shyly.

"What?" Xin Han didn't even open his eyes, and asked lazily.

Wanwan nudged Xin Han: "Gongzi is necrotic, that is, you say that I am your inner son, and people can be innocent, you say so, you can tell others how to behave in the future, you have to talk about it." ”

The corners of Xin Han's mouth twitched: "The girl thinks too much, let's leave this world, as long as you don't say it, and this can't be spread, who will know, besides, aren't you a witch?" When did you care about fame! Hey~~ Keep rubbing, it's very comfortable. ”

Wanwan pushed hard angrily: "Rub it yourself, my aunt and grandmother won't serve." After speaking, he pulled his mat farther away, and then sat down angrily, staring at Xin Han with two watery eyes and starting to get lucky.

Xin Han ignored her, and practiced the kung fu of cultivating her spirits by herself, and the true yuan in her body also operated automatically, constantly enhancing her cultivation.

At this moment, I only heard a chanting voice outside Lanruo Temple coming from afar: "Yan Chixia's old friend is here, quickly show up for a battle." ”

The master of the voice has profound skills, and he exhaled a few times, and the sound formed a wave of qi that echoed over this Lanruo Temple for a long time.

Then I heard the door of the meditation room on the opposite side open, and Yan Chixia's deep voice shouted into the distance: "Yan someone is here again, please see you when a friend arrives!" ”

Not long after his voice came out, he only heard the sound of his body breaking through the air, and a person had already fallen in the courtyard: "Yan Chixia, I have come to compete with you for the title of the number one swordsman in the world, hey, you are not Yan Chixia, who are you?" ”

"I'm your uncle, I'm not Yan Chixia, who else can I be, Xiahou Jian, you ghost, you are more than losing to me sixteen times in a year, and women's menstrual affairs are not as frequent as you!"

Xin Han couldn't practice anymore, he knew that the person who came was Xiahou Jian, but he didn't expect Yan Chixia's beard to look rough and scolding people so viciously, and he woke up with a smile directly, and the angry Wanwan next to him couldn't help but smile, with a funny smile on his face.

"Sure enough, it's you, do you think I won't recognize you if you're pretending to be a Yaksha ghost? Look at the sword! ”

Yan Chixia was almost disfigured by Xin Han, and listening to Xiahou Jian's words at this time was extremely harsh, as if she was deliberately disgusting him, she immediately said angrily: "Fight, fight, whoever is afraid of whom, I want to beat you like this!" ”

The two of them jingled in front of the meditation room, and immediately the sound of metal impact continued to sound, making it cold and distressing.

After enduring it for a while, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I got up and opened the door directly and walked out: "You guys are a fart, such a big movement disturbs people and cleanliness!" Is it a sword or an iron! ”

He flashed, rushed into the middle of the two, raised his index finger, flew up and down, and attacked Yan Chixia and Xiahou Sword at the same time.

Xin Han's movements were too fast, and Xiahou Jian and Yan Chixia couldn't see the movements clearly, so they could only desperately dance the sword to protect their bodies.

Just listening to the sound of tinkling, Xin Han's every finger was pointed at the spine of the two of them, no matter how the two of them acted, they could only defend, and they couldn't even return the sword.

At this time, Ning Caichen was being chased into Lanruo Temple by a wild wolf, and when he saw the scene of the three of them fighting, his jaw was about to fall, he was thinking about whether these three were humans or ghosts, why they were so powerful, and he couldn't see clearly.

Xin Han didn't bother to fight with the two of them, and flicked his fingers twice in a row, the two sounds of 'bell bell' were like the sound of Hong Zhong Dalu's metal collision, and after two 'buzz' sounds, the swords in the hands of Yan Chixia and Xiahou Jian flew in their hands, one left and one right, all inserted into the ancient trees on the left and right.

Both of them looked at Xin Han with incredible looks on their faces, and their eyes were full of disbelief and horror, but they didn't expect that the sword in their hands couldn't match a finger of the other party! (To be continued.) )