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Chang'e should repent of stealing the elixir,

The blue sea and blue sky and night heart.

Some people can say with certainty that since the opening of Pangu, the first human to set foot on the moon was a Chinese man, and it was also a woman, and this person was Chang'e.

Endless misery above the Taiyin, thousands of years of loneliness have hollowed out her body and mind, making her body and mind more ethereal than nothingness, in the Guanghan Palace, cold and lonely, in a trance, so that she almost forgot what 'he' looks like!

Since taking the elixir of life that the king of people got from the Holy Mother of Yaochi, he flew to the top of this Taiyin, in the Guanghan Palace, for thousands of years, Chang'e could only look at his hometown from afar, from the distant moon, looking at the familiar yellow earth.

Thirty-two years ago, Chang'e witnessed a man named Armstrong fall to the moon with a piece of scrap metal, and planted a flag full of stars on the moon's surface.

However, that Mi people are mortal with the naked eye, and they can't see Guanghan Palace, nor can they see Chang'e.

Originally, she wanted to come forward and talk about one or two, but thinking that the foreign tribes were not polite, and the language barrier was not comprehensible, Chang'e still gave up this plan.

Thirty years in a flick of the fingers, the time came to 2001, on this day Chang'e woke up from the Guanghan Palace, stepped out of the palace gate, and planned to continue to look at her hometown in a daze, when suddenly the afterglow swept into something, turned around suddenly, and suddenly her apricot eyes widened, and her eyes revealed disbelief, and there was even more incredible confusion.

I saw that the Star-Spangled Banner, which had been intact yesterday, had already ignited a raging fire, and a young man with a handsome face, not wearing that bulky spacesuit, but like himself, dressed in ordinary clothes, was on fire, and burned a dark thing with his hands.

Thousands of years of observation have made Chang'e know many things, such as that there is no air on the moon, so it is impossible to light a flame.

And it is difficult for ordinary people to get here, even if they go to the moon, they have to go into the Armstrong, wrap themselves tightly, let alone light a cigar on the fire.

Therefore, everything that goes against common sense in front of him proves that the person in front of him is not an ordinary person, and the fire is definitely not an ordinary fire.

Seeing the young man's appearance as if he was from his hometown, Chang'e's skirt moved lightly and floated towards the other party, with joy on her face, and the other party seemed to watch her float over, and after taking a puff of cigar, her eyes met.

Chang'e's lips opened lightly, and she spit out six words that were as crisp as pearls falling on a jade plate: "Smoking is not allowed here!" ”

Xin Han, who was holding a cigar, choked directly, because the gravity on the moon is one-sixth of that of the earth, so the cigar was sprayed out by him and flew far away, out of his space-time domain, without air, naturally extinguished, and fell far on the surface of the moon.

"You haven't seen anyone in so many years, just say this?" Xin Han looked at this beauty who had been recited through the ages a little speechlessly, and felt that beauty was beautiful, but his brain was a little out of line.

Chang'e chuckled and said: "Chang'e is looking at her hometown every day in the sky, and now she sees that many places in her hometown have the words "no smoking", so I joked with my son!" ”

said and saluted Xin Han Wanfu: "Slave Chang'e, please also invite the son to the Guanghan Palace for a while!" ”

Xin Han waved his hand and said: "You can see your hometown in the sky, I believe you also know that now the vicissitudes of life have seen the changes in the world, so don't use the slave family or anything, let's still be commensurate with 'you and me'!" ”

"Then I will be as good as the guest of the Lord!" Chang'e smiled and waved her hand, and the Guanghan Palace immediately appeared, Xin Han was disappointed when he saw it, but the palace in front of him was worthy of the name of Guanghan Qingxu.

I saw the so-called Guanghan Palace, but a hundred-foot square pavilion, clear and cold, secluded and desolate, transparent on all sides, not even a window, fortunately there is no atmosphere on the moon, and there is no wind, otherwise Chang'e wouldn't be sleeping in the open every day.

In the pavilion, there is a table, a chair, a bed, and nothing else.

Chang'e invited Xin Han to sit on the chair, sat on the edge of the bed by herself, and said apologetically: "Guanghan is bitter, there is nothing to entertain distinguished guests, please forgive me!" ”

Xin Han waved his hand: "It's okay, but I heard that in the Moon Palace, osmanthus wine is good, and your jade rabbit, it's better to take it out and roast it, there is wine and meat, everyone has a good skin, it can be regarded as hospitality!" ”

Chang'e covered her mouth and chuckled: "Childe is really good at laughing, I haven't seen meat for thousands of years, if there is a jade rabbit, where will it be your turn!" ”

“......”

"As for the osmanthus wine, Wu Gang cut down trees or something, but the world is far-fetched, on this moon, I am the only one since ancient times!"

Xin Han saw that this was indeed a little poorer, and looked at Chang'e strangely pitiful, and immediately took out a lot of food from the space and put it on the table: "Forget it, I'll entertain you, come, let's talk while eating!" ”

The next moment, Xin Han opened his eyes, only to see Chang'e see a table of delicacies, and instantly transformed from a lady to a foodie, picking up a fragrant crispy roast goose with one hand, and forgetting to stuff it in her mouth when she picked up the bun with the other hand.

Originally, Xin Han was going to talk while eating, but when she saw the goods in front of her, she really didn't have time to talk, unless she could still make a sound through the two buns.

After more than half an hour, Chang'e, who was eating Haisai, stopped, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Isn't it ugly for me to eat?" ”

Xin Han smiled: "It's understandable, after all, you haven't eaten for thousands of years, and it's natural that you're hungry and crazy!" ”

"You're crazy!" Chang'e glanced at Xin Han, and immediately shook her head and said, "I'm either hungry or hungry!" ”

"......" Xin Han is full of black lines, this product is too honest.

Chang'e put down a goose bone in her hand and chuckled: "Since I ate the Yaochi elixir, I have lost the feeling of hunger, and I have become immortal, but who knows that in exchange for boundless loneliness, not to mention this food, I don't even have saliva!" ”

As she spoke, she grabbed the wine that Xin Han took out, poured it directly into her mouth, and after taking a big sip, she asked with a blushing face: "You can go to this moon to prove that you are not mortal, let's talk about it, what is the matter with finding the old lady?" ”

Xin Han swallowed and spit: "You...... Drink too much, right? ”

Chang'e's body shook, and she stroked her forehead with her bare hands: "Don't worry, the old lady was in the tribe at the beginning, but she was notoriously not drunk!" ”

Seeing this, Xin Han nodded, seeing that she had almost eaten and drunk, he said, "I came this time to take you back to Earth......

As soon as he was halfway through his words, he saw Chang'e lying on the bed and fell asleep directly, but she was really drunk.

"Wan Zhan is not drunk...... Don't brag about X can die no! ”

Xin Han shook his head and directly put Yao Chi on his shoulder, took one step, and disappeared on the moon, and the next moment he had already appeared in the spiritual hall of Jiajia Mansion.

Ma Xiaoling was already immune to the sudden appearance of Xin Han, but seeing that he was carrying a delicate and vulgar woman on his shoulder, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "Who is she?" ”

"Chang'e...... As for the one on the moon, I just poured a whole bottle of Erguotou, and I just lay down, right? Let him boil some decanting soup! Xin Han threw Chang'e on the sofa and complained to Ma Xiaoling.

Ma Xiaoling's eyes widened, her mouth couldn't close in surprise, and she touched her forehead for a while: "Am I dreaming, no, I'll go back to sleep for a while!" ”