Chapter 227: Otherworldly Man on Earth
It took a lot of time to send out the two boxes of bottles and cans, first of all, there are many lists that are cross-border business is quite a headache, and secondly, those glass bottles are also a trouble to pack, when you don't stuff half a pound of foam into the heart, after all, this thing is a fragile product. The little sister who filled in the express delivery list was suddenly taken aback when she saw such a large group of people running over to send international express mail in groups throughout the Eurasian continent, and if her ideological consciousness was higher, she might have called the relevant anti-terrorism department - fortunately, Hao Ren had a clever mind and explained in time, saying that her group of people was an art studio specializing in making handicrafts, and these were handicrafts that were sold out, and the talents of the express company finally didn't ask much. It's just that the labels on a few of the bottles haven't been torn clean, and the words yellow peach/strawberry/taro/Wang Zhihe on them are more puzzling......
Fortunately, in the end, it was finally fooled, and this year, you can basically hold 99% of the scene as long as you say that it is for the sake of art.
Then a group of people rushed to the downtown business district in a hurry.
Betsy hadn't been quiet since she got on the bus, and the moment the car started, Hao Ren noticed that the girl almost drew her sword - it seemed that it was wise to seal her saber in the house as soon as possible. Hao Ren asked curiously, only to learn that Betsy sensed "an irritable and uncontrollable force rising under her feet" at the moment the car started, and she thought that the car was about to explode, so she was about to break out of the window......
You can see the cultural differences between the two worlds in this matter, although the alchemy technology of the dream plane is somewhat similar to the technology of the earth, their use of energy is more direct and tough. They are accustomed to using the power of magic to take full control of energy, although most of their alchemy equipment is low-powered. But there is a high degree of controllability. And the earth is a world that belongs to bombing B, and humans are good at mixing all kinds of dangerous high-energy things together and blowing them up. They are then controlled with a variety of indirect devices: at a delicate and barely safe equilibrium. As a magic swordsman who has been dealing with trap ruins for many years and has a keen sense of energy, she immediately discovered that the cylinder of a thing like a "car" is a controllable bomb to put it bluntly...... Its cylinders are always circulating in two states: "detonated" and "not exploded".
Hao Ren couldn't explain what the Earth Engineer's safety indicators and cylinder safety components were, so he could only repeatedly emphasize to Betsy that the car was safe, stable, and would not explode lightly, even though the aura from its cylinders did look like a cascade of bombs to Becky......
And Betsy finally quieted down after the initial shock, she was amazed by the invention of the earthlings (especially the adventure part of these creations), in her opinion, an "alchemical vehicle" propelled by the constant explosion of the guò is simply incredible, which in the dream plane is probably only studied by those alchemy maniacs who do not want to die, but it has developed to such a common and safe and universal process on Earth. She leaned against the window of her car, staring, curiously studying every landscape that flew by. Like the 100,000 humanoids, there is a question every half a minute, such as why the ropes used by earthlings to hang their clothes so high (actually electric wires), why the trees on the roadside don't look healthy, why the earthlings build the road so wide, and why they have to travel so far to buy something: she obviously lacks enough knowledge of the population density and size of cities on Earth.
Finally, Betsy pointed to the highway billboard passing outside the car window and said, "The security here is not very good? ”
Lily was surprised: "How do you say that?" ”
"There are wanted notices everywhere, and they are so big," Becky said seriously, "I saw that two-thirds of the signs were the same person, how much of a crime did he have to be printed by you and hung on the side of the road in a three-meter-wide banner......"
Everyone was stunned. Betsy followed her mercenary train of thought: "So, if I cut him down, will I get a lot of reward?" Do you have mercenaries here? ”
Hao Ren hurriedly extinguished Betsy's thoughts: "Don't! It's an advertisement, it's a movie star -- you're going to get a sentence of at least twenty years. ”
Betsy was surprised: "That strange string of symbols below isn't a bounty?" ”
“…… That's an order phone. ”
Betsy sat back disappointed: "Mercenaries are so difficult to mix in this place that they can't even find a job." ”
There were not many people in the car, only two or three passengers besides the driver. At this time, the eldest brother who was driving heard Hao Ren's lively conversation, and asked curiously: "This girl is a foreigner, right?" First time in China? I'm very excited to see her, and I'll introduce her to our stuff. I've heard that a lot of foreigners are now closed to information, and some Americans still think that we have braids...... It's all tossed by the half-directors in Hollywood. ”
Hao Ren smiled perfunctorily: "Eh." International students from Gangdurachaiwil in Europe......"
"What do you say? Something to do with me? Betsy watched curiously as Hao Ren talked to the driver, "I can't even understand Earth dialect." You know all the languages, and I'm so envious - can I bless you with that goddess you are talking about? ”
Hao Ren wiped the cold sweat on his forehead: "Don't add to the excitement, fortunately, you don't know Chinese!" ”
Betsy has been talking to people in the language of the dream plane all the way, so Hao Ren can rest assured and boldly let her "100,000 whys" in public, if this girl really learns the earth dialect, then what if it is okay? As for her whimsical questions, the enthusiastic masses heard that either they were sent to a psychiatric hospital on the spot, or Hao Ren and they were sent to the police station on suspicion of abducting and trafficking foreign women, and Betsy had to be sent to a psychiatric hospital......
Everyone finally got off the bus at the largest shopping plaza in the city, which is also the place where Hillda had been led yesterday, Hao Ren was surprised to find that the comic con here had not dispersed, it seemed that this was a grand formal exhibition, and the group of young people who walked like a hundred ghosts at night still occupied two-thirds of the exhibition area in the square, which was marked by a yellow divider, Hao Ren craned his neck and looked at the opposite side of the square, making sure that the base camp of the exhibition should be the gymnasium opposite - but unfortunately he didn't even have a ticket, I didn't have a chance to lead the anomalous creatures behind me in and join in the fun.
Betsy looked at the scene in the square in amazement, the young people in fancy clothes did not match the scenery of the earth she had seen along the way, but some of them made her feel inexplicably similar to her hometown. She craned her neck to look around, and suddenly raised her hand with great interest to rub out a small fireball: "The gold coin is on it!" That female knight deserves a fight, and I'm going to fight with her......"
Hao Ren was frightened when he saw this scene, and slapped Betsy's fireball and head at a reflex-like speed: "Fight a yarn!" Her armor is plastic! Just ignite the fire! ”
"What the hell is this for?" Betsy looked around in a daze, fortunately Hao Ren reacted quickly just now, and the small fireballs she rubbed out were not noticed, "Some of them look like combat professionals." ”
"This is playing, do you understand the occasion of playing," Hao Ren was two big, because he found that Lily's eyes also began to glow, as if an invisible tail was already swinging like a propeller behind her, "Let's talk about it when we come back, now let's get down to business, okay?" Otherwise, with Lily's character, she won't come back until the sun goes down when she gets into the field! ”
Hao Ren said that he dragged Becky and Lily, who were full of eagerness, into the shopping plaza next to him, and as soon as he entered the door, he didn't have to worry about the mercenary girl rushing into the middle of the "warriors worth fighting" outside, because obviously the shopping mall had a greater impact on Becky.
"This place ......" Betsy looked at the giant commercial entity in front of her (and this was only a small part of what she could see), "just to sell things?" ”
"Pretty big, right?" Hao Ren felt that only at this time could he realize the pride of being an earthling: compared with the superhumans of the dream plane, human beings have weak physique, poor resistance, short lifespan, and no magic, but there is only one thing that seems to be particularly powerful, that is, the development of society is about to get out of control......
As a result, Betsy pouted: "I don't feel anything, it's just that there are a lot of people, I haven't seen so many people." ”
Hao Ren: "......"
He found that he had made a mistake, thinking that only earthlings would build those large-scale spectacle buildings, but he forgot that the civilization level of the Dream Plane was actually not too low, and a world with feudal centralization and strong theocracy was actually more prone to large-scale buildings that cost people and money, and coupled with their small population, all kinds of giant buildings were more likely to be shocking - the Great Wall during Golden Week and the ordinary Great Wall looked like two different concepts. So Becky wasn't amazed at how magnificent the place was, she was amazed from the moment she went out and was that something on earth was strange.
Hao Ren understood another piece of advice from the workbook: don't think that the people of the other world are all dirt buns - they don't exclaim when they see something on your home planet, they don't just think the locals are funny most of the time.
This sentence was used to dissipate the superiority of some censors, and Hao Ren was now beginning to appreciate its true meaning. (To be continued......)