Chapter 839: The Wronged Boss Sent to the Door
Lei Gang was barely a master of spells for Xin Han at the beginning, but now he can only be regarded as a bigger fly, and he can be dismissed casually, which is nothing at all. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Even if the shrimp was not negligent and suffered a loss when he was in Gantian Town, it would not be difficult to get rid of Lei Gang.
It's Lei Gang himself, and he can't believe it until he dies, he just got out after being trapped for sixty years, and after cultivating to become a 'heavenly immortal', he was abused by a few men and women who ate shabu-shabu on the rooftop, and then he was directly killed by Xin Han.
What about the 'comparable to the immortals' and the 'invincible in the world'?
It is estimated that in his next life, he will not be stupid enough to separate himself and practice such a 'natural and egg' magic skill!
Xin Han solved Lei Gang, and there were bigger 'surprises' waiting for Xin Han.
Originally, Xin Han, who had planned to spend the night studying the 'Nine Turns of Thunder Tribulation' to cultivate the Yang God, found that there was a big monk sitting on the sofa inside.
The beard on his face looked murderous, but after seeing Xin Han, he immediately smiled and said, "Xin Daoyou, I'm here to join you!" ”
Who else can this great monk have besides 'Fahai'? Or it is more appropriate to stare at the reincarnated living Buddha of Fahai's body!
Xin Han was so angry, he really wanted to kick it over: "Didn't anyone tell you that modern society talks about the law, you belong to trespassing!" ”
'Fahai' hurriedly stood up and said with a smile: "I am also forced to do this, forgive me!" ”
Xin Han is angry: "I am a Taoist gate, you are a Buddhist gate, the so-called Taoist is not the same, and the title of Taoist friends cannot afford it!" ”
"The Heavenly Master is angry, the Heavenly Master is angry, as the saying goes, red flowers, white lotus roots, green lotus leaves, the three religions have always been a family, and besides, the relationship between me and shrimp, we are also a family!"
The great monk hurriedly changed his title, calling him Heavenly Master, and he pulled the relationship when he came up, and he spoke extremely humbly, and his posture was very low, so that Xin Han couldn't turn his face directly.
Xin Han has a habit, that is, he stretches out his hand and does not hit the smiling person, others have to be polite and respectful to him, and he is embarrassed to embarrass others, and this thing is right, from the shrimp, it is indeed not an outsider.
Because this product is the previous life of Xiami, the two were originally one.
"Tell me, what the hell is going on?" Xin Han walked around the sofa, sat down, lit a cigar, and looked at 'Fahai' with an unswerving face.
'Fahai' smiled bitterly: "Please also ask the Heavenly Master to help me, that Miaoshan is looking for my whereabouts everywhere, she is the incarnation of Guanyin, although her strength is not as good as mine, but she is restrained everywhere in my body, I am not her opponent at all!" ”
Looking at 'Fahai' with a bitter face, Xin Han gloated and said, "She found out that you were a fake?" ”
The great monk shook his head and said: "That's not true, it's strange to say, the wonderful Guanyin Miaofa 'Tianshitong' can know the past and the future three thousand lifetimes, it can be said that he knows everything, but he can't understand the foundation of Heavenly Master, of course, I can't figure it out, so as long as I'm by your side, she will never find me!" ”
Xin Han was also quite curious when he heard this, and he didn't know why Miaoshan was looking for this product everywhere, so he asked first: "Do I call you Fahai, or do I call you a living Buddha?" ”
The big monk hurriedly said: "The little monk doesn't dare, the heavenly master is the master of the shrimp, that is, my elder, you can call me Sanjie!" This was my birth name in my first life. ”
Really talkative!
Xin Han couldn't cry or laugh: "I said Sanjie, you don't know how many lives you have been reincarnated, and you are still pretending to be a junior in front of me, you are not ashamed!" ”
Sanjay's head shook like a rattle: "In fact, everyone has a past life, but they don't keep the memory of their past life, the little monk is just lucky to be able to open Su Hui, not capital, I don't dare to be big, I and the shrimp were originally one, the heavenly master is the master of the shrimp, and naturally my elders!" ”
"Forget it, you Buddhists are all people with lotus flowers, I can't stop you if you want to be a junior, let's talk about it, what is Miaoshan looking for you?"
Xin Han was noncommittal about this product, and planned to hear something first!
Sanjie smiled bitterly: "Miao Shan really treats me as Fahai, and wants me to go back to Lingshan to be an Arhat!" ”
Xin Hanqi said: "Isn't this a good thing? Who doesn't want to ascend to the upper realm, but how do you look at you but don't want to? ”
Sanjay pouted: "What's so good about Arhat, it's just a thug, now that I have this golden body, I will be immortal, and I don't need to be a reincarnated living Buddha anymore, it's better to enjoy the refreshment of life!" ”
"......" You stared at him for a long time before asking, "Are you a monk?" ”
This concept is too bad.
Sanjay said: "Heavenly Master don't need to be surprised, you see that our tantric living Buddhas all choose reincarnation, how can they choose to ascend?" Actually, that's the truth! ”
Xin Han nodded approvingly: "You drink wine, eat meat, and enjoy Zen, I think it's different from those fake monks, you cultivate yourself, not bad!" ”
Sanjay laughed: "In fact, Buddhism originally couldn't help eating meat, and the same is true of Han Buddhism, but you Han people produced a Liang Wu Emperor, who swayed Buddhism with personal preferences, and the world will follow suit in the future, but it has nothing to do with Buddhism not eating meat, meat is not the meat, fishy is meat!" ”
Xin Han nodded, he had also heard of this allusion, Buddhism eats three pure meat, does not see the killing, does not hear the killing, and the meat that is not killed for oneself can be eaten, otherwise people do not eat meat, where can they be healthy if they lack nutrition.
After Sanjay finished laughing, he put on a sad face: "Heavenly Master, please make it convenient, Sanjay will be grateful in the future!" ”
Xin Han showed a wicked smile: "If you want to repay me, you don't have to wait until the future, you can do it now!" ”
Sanjie was shocked and shook his hand again and again: "Heavenly Master, don't misunderstand, the little monk doesn't sell himself!" ”
The smile on Xin Han's original face instantly had a row of black lines, and he couldn't help it, so he stood up and kicked it: "I let you misunderstand, I let you sell yourself, Lao Tzu's women are all beautiful and fragrant, Lao Tzu will take a fancy to you, a bad bastard!" ”
Half an hour later, even if Sanjay is now an Arhat with a golden body, his nose and face are swollen from being kicked by Xin Han.
Xin Han had enough, and then stopped under Sanjie's begging for mercy: "If you want to stay, you can, you must promise me a few conditions, first of all, your Arhat golden body was robbed anyway, let me put two buckets of blood!" ”
"Second, hand over all your tantric exercises to me!"
"Third, let me absorb half more of your Buddha power!"
Sanjie couldn't cry: "The Heavenly Master's subordinates are merciful, the first two things are okay, the third condition is really not good, the Buddha power in this Arhat's golden body was sucked away by you last time, if it is less, I am afraid that I will fall off the fruit position, and the golden body will not be guaranteed!" In that case, I might as well go to Elysium and become an Arhat! ”
Xin Han thought about it, and if he forced it to break up, he wouldn't get any benefit: "Then the third one is canceled, bloodletting, handing over the cheats, and all your tantric exercises will be copied for me!" ”
Sanjay didn't expect this Heavenly Master to be so ruthless, but he didn't have a choice at the moment, so he just nodded and agreed! (To be continued.) )