"Dead pervert, I'll tell you it's useless to pretend to be dead, I won't play this trick when I'm three years old!" Ma Xiaoling lifted Ti Xinhan's calf with her foot and said disdainfully. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

She decided that Xin Han was pretending to be dead, and waited for a long time with her arms on the side and didn't see any movement from the other party, remembering the other party's rudeness to her, she immediately said angrily: "Hey, dead pervert, get out quickly, don't pretend to be dead here!" ”

She reached out to grab Xin Han's arm, wanting to use her mana to teach the other party a lesson, but the moment she touched Xin Han's palm, she was suddenly stunned, the other party's palm was already cold, without a trace of temperature, at room temperature, this would definitely not be a living person's palm.

"Dead pervert!" Ma Xiaoling hurriedly went to probe Xin Han's breathing, but she was shocked, the jade hand was placed on the tip of the other party's nose, and she trembled unconsciously, and after a few minutes, she didn't breathe at all.

Ma Xiaoling showed a shocked look on her face, and touched Xin Han's heart with her hand, and she was completely stunned this time.

Under the palm of his hand, he couldn't feel the slightest fluctuation, and Xin Han actually stopped his heartbeat at this time.

"Pervert, dead pervert, you don't want to die, you can't do this!" Ma Xiaoling thought to herself, could it be that he was injured when he kicked him before, and now he broke out?

She hurriedly used the first aid method of cardiopulmonary resuscitation to press on Xin Han's chest.

In fact, where is Xin Han hanging now! He is now using the technique of fake death on the "Nine Yin True Scripture", and Wang Chongyang used this trick to deceive Ouyang Feng at the beginning.

Now that Xin Han is using it, he just wants Ma Xiaoling to taste how uncomfortable it is to be tricked.

"Xin Han, wake up! You don't want to die...... What to do with Zhenzhen...... What do you tell me to do! Ma Xiaoling thought that she had killed the other party, and it was difficult to suppress her grief in her heart, so she couldn't help but cry out.

But the woman of the Ma family seems to have absolute experience and skills in not crying, even if her eyes are full of tears, but the tears just don't fall.

Although so, it can be seen from her tone that Ma Xiaoling is really sad and sad at this time.

Just when Xin Han felt that it was almost over, suddenly, Ma Xiaoling leaned down and began to use artificial respiration to give him air.

"......" Xin Han suddenly felt ...... This waking time can be pushed back a little further.

Ma Xiaoling was artificial respiration and cardiopulmonary resuscitation, but it still had no effect at all, so she immediately stood up and ran towards the living room: "Auntie, come out and save people!" ”

On one side of the living room, there is an offering table, and the photo on it is a sword-wielding woman dressed as a warrior in the Republic of China, and the woman's appearance is exactly the same as Ma Xiaoling.

The woman in the photo is Ma Xiaoling's aunt, Ma Danna in her youth!

At this time, there was a charm pasted on the portrait, Ma Xiaoling quickly ran to the photo and ripped the charm away: "Auntie, come out quickly, 100,000 urgent things, don't wait for dreams, come out now, or I'll cry to you!" ”

The heirs of the Ma family of the exorcist dragon clan are only responsible for giving birth to children, while women are responsible for subduing demons and chasing and killing generals, and this has been the case for generations.

But more than 2,000 years ago, Ma Ling'er, the ancestor of the first generation of the Ma family, issued a curse before his death, and the women of the Ma family generation could not shed tears for men, otherwise the mana would be completely wiped out.

Therefore, Ma Xiaoling's crying threat to Ma Danna at this time is already an extremely serious threat.

A puff of green smoke floated out of the photo, turning into the image of an obese old woman sitting in the air: "Xiaoling, why are you sealing me up, are you hiding a man in the room, it's over, you're dead!" ”

Ma Danna said as she flew towards the room, pretending to check it, but she didn't notice the tears in Ma Xiaoling's eyes.

As a result, as soon as the flying fat aunt entered the room, she screamed and flew out: "Xiaoling, you stinky girl really hides a man...... Hey, don't cry, don't you want your aunt to die and not be able to live in peace, do you? ”

When Ma Danna saw the tears in Ma Xiaoling's eyes, she was immediately shocked, and hurriedly asked Ma Xiaoling to look up, don't let the tears fall.

"Auntie, see if he can be saved, if he dies, don't blame me for crying to you!" Ma Xiaoling hurriedly took Ma Danna into the room, pointed to Xin Han on the bed and said.

Ma Danna went over to check and shook her head at Ma Xiaoling: "It's all out of breath, what else can you save, I said Xiaoling, you actually learned that people hide men, you learned badly!" ”

Ma Danna wanted to stimulate Ma Xiaoling with these words, so that she could divert her attention and not cry, but unexpectedly, Ma Xiaoling walked over stupidly and sat next to Xin Han.

"It turns out that when the heart is dead, people will really die!" Ma Xiaoling recognized her heart at this time, and she really liked this man who was against her.

Although this kind of liking is still in the hazy stage of good feelings, it is true, especially after the other party 'dies', my heartache cannot be faked or deceived people.

At this time, she regretted it in her heart, and her tears were about to fall, and her mana was about to dissipate.

Ma Danna hurriedly changed the topic, pointed at Xin Han and said: "This kid looks young, strong, and doesn't look like a **** life, Xiaoling, it's not me talking about you, although this kid is a little handsome, but he doesn't even look like he is twenty years old, how can you bear to do it!" ”

No matter how she stimulated Ma Xiaoling, the other party was silent, and there was a feeling of sadness more than death.

Seeing that the inheritance of the Ma family was about to be severed, Ma Danna was anxious, her eyes rolled, and she had an idea, she turned her head and floated out of the room, and floated back after a while.

At this time, Ma Xiaoling was holding Xin Han's cold and stiff hand, and caressed the latter's face with her other hand, with a mixture of remorse in her eyes.

Ma Danna was holding a hacksaw in her hand at this time, and floated directly to Xin Han: "Xiaoling, you help me hold it, I will divide his body, if you don't dispose of the body well and be discovered, the police will think that you killed him, and when the time comes, you won't be able to tell clearly!" ”

As he spoke, he took the hacksaw and was about to slash at the cold arm that Ma Xiaoling was holding.

Ma Xiaoling's dead eyes moved, and she was about to stop it, when she suddenly saw Xin Han, who was already 'stiff' on the bed, 'fluttering' and sat up, pointed at Ma Danna and scolded: "The dead old woman, she has become a ghost and is so vicious, she even has to divide the corpse ......"

"Xin Han...... You're not dead? Ma Xiaoling's tears gradually faded, replaced by anger and murderous aura after being tricked.

Xin Han's angry expression froze, the corners of his eyes jumped, and he turned his head to Ma Xiaoling, who was still holding his hand, and showed a wry smile:

"yes...... Well, wasn't I moved by your true feelings, God gave me a chance to be resurrected, thank you Buddha, Amen! ”

Originally, Ma Xiaoling was not sure, but now that she saw Xin Han with such a flamboyant tongue, she didn't know that she was being tricked by the other party, so she said how could she say that she would die, and there was no sign at all.

And when she checked herself, it was indeed a state of death, and now it seems that she must have been deceived by this dead pervert in some way, and immediately she withdrew her palm, clenched it into a fist, and said fiercely: "Since you are not dead, I will give you a ride!" ”

Xin Han suddenly came up, kissed Ma Xiaoling forcibly, and then ran away before she and Ma Danna reacted, and at the same time shouted in her mouth: "Give you a stamp, you will be my chick in the future!" ”

At the moment when she rushed out the door and closed the door, Ma Xiaoling had already snatched the hacksaw in the hand of her aunt Ma Danna and smashed it on the door: "Dead pervert, you are dead!" ”

Ma Danna waited until Ma Xiaoling turned around, with an incomprehensible expression on her face, and couldn't help but shake her head: "Xiaoling, you have to be careful, this man can hide from two generations of my Ma family, his ability is not ordinary!" (To be continued.) )