Chapter 1120: Miss Universe Wants to Duel With Me?

Seeing her frightened like this, Li Xiaodong had no choice but to stop where he was, pinched the head of the snake that spit snake letters, and pointed it out to her.

"Miss Moria, you should be able to see clearly that the snake's head is round, not triangular. We all know that venomous snakes mostly have triangular heads, while non-venomous snakes mostly have round heads, which is one of the important differences. ”

Li Xiaodong pinched a section of the snake's tail and erected it to show her, "Let's take a look at the tail of this snake again, generally speaking, the body of a poisonous snake will suddenly become thin and short when it reaches the tail, while the body of a non-poisonous snake will gradually taper evenly and naturally when it reaches the tail, which is another important feature that distinguishes poisonous snakes from non-poisonous snakes." ”

Molia said incredulously: "How do you know so much, are you an expert in snake catching?" After a pause, she continued: "Even if what you say makes sense, but just by the appearance of the snake, you can conclude that this snake must not be poisonous?"

"Of course not. Although most snakes can be identified by their appearance as venomous, there are many types of snakes, some non-venomous snakes will have the same appearance characteristics as venomous snakes, and some venomous snakes will have the same appearance characteristics as non-venomous snakes, so to find out whether they are venomous or not, the most important thing is to look at the snake's teeth. ”

He pinched open the snake's mouth, revealing the teeth in the snake's mouth, and then sent it directly to Moria's eyes for her to see.

Molia immediately shrank back in fright, her blue eyes widened, the clothes covering her chest were about to fall apart, and a snow-white spring light loomed.

"You see, this snake's mouth is not like a poisonous snake, it doesn't have two sharp and long fangs, its mouth is just a row of teeth, and the two fangs in front of it don't appear to be very prominent, so through this key feature, you should believe that this is a non-venomous snake, and being bitten by a non-venomous snake doesn't need to be so nervous, and I don't need to kiss your ass. ”

As he spoke, he shoved the snake into the iron box and shut the snake back in the iron box.

"......" Molia stared at him in disbelief, and gradually, as if she was no longer so scared, she began to believe his point of view.

But when she thought of such a gaffe, a glorious Miss Universe, a respected ambassador of love, and his female boss, who had run out of the bathroom without any face, yelling, panicking, or even pantsless, and got into his arms, and begged him to kiss her ass, Molia felt her cheeks hot and secretly ashamed.

Li Xiaodong didn't care what mood she was in, he walked over, patted the sofa and said, "Come, continue to lie down, let's continue, the bite on your butt drum, I should rub some potion for you." ”

Molia was angry and ashamed, grabbed a pillow on the sofa, threw it over and smashed him, and then said: "Li Xiaodong! Don't you want to touch my ass again! You tell me frankly now, did you already know that it was a non-venomous snake?"

Li Xiaodong put down the pillow, and then said: "Yes, I can see that it is a non-venomous snake." ”

"Why didn't you tell me sooner? Did you deliberately look at my jokes and make a fool of me?" said Moria, huffing off the couch and glaring at him.

"Miss Moria, can you calm down? Actually, I've been explaining to you, trying to show you that you're not poisoned, but you've been scaring yourself, never trusting my judgment, and insisting that I kiss your ass, now how can you blame me in turn?" Li Xiaodong said innocently.

"It's not what you say! You did it on purpose! You're selectively hiding it from me!" Molia said angrily.

"Miss Moria, since you want to be forceful, what can I do? Then I can only choose to admit it, maybe you are better. Li Xiaodong spread his hands and said.

"Very good, just admit it!"

Molia took a step closer and glared at him hatefully, "I'm going to make you pay, I'm going to duel you, I'm going to let you learn the taekwondo level of a Miss Universe!"

"......" Li Xiaodong was a little confused and took half a step back.

Molia clenched her right fist and shook it, and said fiercely, "You're afraid, Mr. Xiaodong." I tell you very seriously, I want to beat you right now, and I want to beat you openly, and I want you to be like a brave man and accept my challenge!"

Li Xiaodong lost his temper. He covered his forehead and sighed, "Miss Moria, I'm afraid of you, okay? Can you stop fighting with me first, can you put on a dress first? You know that you are wearing a pair of small shorts now, and the shirt you covered in front of your chest has already been exposed, you are gone, do you know?"

Huh?

Moria's face turned pale after hearing this, she looked down, and sure enough, she found that the blob of shirts on her chest that she didn't know when had all spread out, revealing the spring light of white flowers on one side, still trembling slightly.

Suddenly, Moria's face flushed.

In the next second, she hurriedly tightened her clothes, then twisted Bai Huahua's fart drum and fled into the bathroom: "Bastard, hateful bastard! Li Xiaodong, you are an out-and-out hooligan......" Then there was a bang, and the bathroom door was slammed shut.

Li Xiaodong looked at the door and secretly shook his head in his heart: Miss Molia, I really convinced you.

That morning, Miss Molia was furious.

The fart drum was bitten by a snake, although it was not life-threatening, but it hurt hotly all the time, and made such a big joke in front of him, it could almost make him laugh for a lifetime, and what was even more infuriating was that when she was dressed neatly, held a baseball bat, and went out of the bathroom, she found that the cowardly guy had slipped away early.

He actually slipped downstairs into the street, looking like a suit and leather shoes, smoking a cigarette while talking and laughing with the Chinese neighbors downstairs.

In public, in front of the neighbors downstairs, Molia naturally does not care about her elegant image, even if she wants to teach him a lesson with a baseball bat, she can't find a suitable opportunity for a while.

Molia could only go downstairs with her head held high, then handed him the car key in her hand, and said arrogantly: "From now on, you are not only my assistant, but also my driver, and I need you to drive for me." ”

Li Xiaodong smiled, took the key, and got into the car.

He knew in his heart that Miss Moria must have a fire, and perhaps she wanted to take advantage of her work to find an opportunity to rectify herself.

(End of chapter)