Chapter 1060: The Avengers Gathering
Before Xin Han could speak, the hum of the propeller had already sounded in the sky, and a combat helicopter landed directly in the courtyard, and Fury and Coulson opened the hatch and walked down. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Natasha greeted her, while Xin Han sat on the sofa with Jane in her arms, waving her hand at the two through the floor-to-ceiling glass.
Fury and Coulson also waved their hands, they knew Xin Han's character, and they didn't care about him being so lazy,
As soon as Fury and Coulson came in, they smiled when they saw the little spider squatting on the side: "Xin, thank you so much this time, we've been looking for him for a while, and the police are also looking for him!" ”
The little spider saw that they were coming from a military helicopter, and the people who flew the planes were wearing uniforms, and immediately rolled his eyes: "Sir, I want to report ......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Coulson walk up to Xin Han and bow solemnly: "Xin, thank you again for saving my life, you are always not in New York, and I always go on missions, so I have never formally thanked you, why don't you wait for time and give me a chance to invite you to dinner with Natasha and Jane?" ”
Xin Han smiled and said that it was nothing, but still agreed to the request to eat with Coulson.
Fury sat on the sofa, smiling and silent, as if waiting for something, but after Coulson and Xin Han finished talking, he turned back to the little spider and asked:
"What did you just report, don't worry, all the dark forces are the targets of our struggle, and they will definitely stand up for you......"
The little spider smiled awkwardly: "I want to complain about why the gap between the rich and the poor in New York is getting bigger and bigger, and the crime rate is still high, in fact, it has nothing to do with me, just talk about it, you can solve it best, and it doesn't matter if you can't solve it!" ”
He said in his mouth, but scolded in his heart, you come up and thank the other party for saving your life, then I will report a fart.
Coulson smiled: "I can't control those things, let me introduce myself, I'm Coulson, a senior agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.!" As he spoke, he took out his ID and showed it to the little spider.
Then, with Peter Parker's puzzled face, he introduced the background and functions of S.H.I.E.L.D.
After he finished speaking, the little spider was a little confused: "You mean, the Avengers are under your control?" Tony Stark, Thor, Hulk, all doing things for you? ”
Coulson smiled and shook his head: "We are just a cooperative relationship, but our purpose is the same, to maintain world peace!" ”
"So, may I ask Mr. Spider-Man, can I invite you to work in S.H.I.E.L.D.!" Coulson smiled genuinely as he reached out.
Xin Han smiled on the side: "They pay salaries!" ”
Peter Parker's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly clasped Coulson's hand: "Then can I join the Avengers?" ”
Coulson nodded: "As long as you want, of course you have to pass our investigation, no other background is fine!" ”
Peter Parker delighted: "That's great......"
Halfway through his words, he grabbed Coulson close with his force, and grabbed Coulson's throat with his hand: "Let me go, don't try to deceive me, just now that the guy named Xin just killed someone, do you think that just talking about it will make me die for you, dreaming!" ”
Coulson's fighting skills are good, but compared to a semi-non-human like a spider, it's still not a little bit worse.
A bright light flashed outside the window, and a man in a mecha fell in the courtyard, and then opened the door and walked in, the mechanical mask on his face automatically retracted, revealing the face of Tony Stark inside.
He saw the situation inside the house and asked Xin Han, "What's the matter, am I late, did I miss something wonderful?" ”
Xin Han threw a cigar to Tony, who lit the cigar directly with the flamethrower on the hand cannon, walked over and said hello to Natasha and Jane, and after calling Auntie, sat next to Xin Han.
Fury pointed at Xin Han angrily: "Don't bring you like this, I don't even have a glass of water when I come, and Tony will have a limited edition cigar when he comes!" ”
Xin Han ignored him directly and asked Tony, "Why are you so idle, don't you need to do research?" ”
Fury said angrily: "I called him to come, I have something to talk to you about!" ”
The little spider was about to collapse and shouted, "Are you mistaken, I am taking hostages here?" Can you respect me? After he finished speaking, he turned to Tony and asked, "Sir, are you really Mr. Tony Stark?" ”
Tony smoked his cigar and nodded, "Uh-huh, are you also a fan of mine?" "He looks like a very stinky fart when he speaks, and he has seen a lot of crazy fans like this.
The little spider hurriedly rejoiced: "Then can you help me get an autograph for your father, Mr. 'Howard Stark', he is my idol!" ”
Xin Han slapped the sofa and laughed, and the others were also happy, Tony turned his head angrily and didn't look at the little spider.
At this time, a motorcycle drove in, with Steve and Bruce Banner sitting on it, and a black man flying down from the sky at the same time as the motorcycle arrived, which was the new Avengers' birdman-Falcon.
Then Hawkeye arrived here in a sports car.
"Wow, this time, except for Thor, Lao Huo and Xiaoxi, the Avengers are all here, is something wrong?" As soon as Xin Han finished speaking, a meteor fell in the courtyard outside, and Thor arrived.
"Hey, I happened to be on vacation on Earth, and I got a call from Fury and rushed over, can you help me, hey, Xin, get a cigar!"
Thor walked in with a big red cape.
Xin Han pursed his lips and threw over a cigar: "Can't you put away your armor, do you have to wear it like this?" ”
Thor took the cigar and said embarrassedly, "I used to attend a local beach bonfire in Hawaii, and there was only one pair of panties in it!" ”
The little spider had already let go of Coulson, looking at the superhero idols one by one, and was speechless with excitement.
Coulson touched his neck: "Don't say it, you're quite energetic!" ”
The little spider said excitedly: "Mr. Coulson, does it still count if you invited me to join S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers just now?" Seeing so many deities present, the fool knew that what the other party said could not be false, and he regretted it in his heart, how could he do such a reckless thing.
Coulson turned his head to look at him and shrugged, "Of course, but after deducting your salary for four weeks!" ”
"Why?" Money is still very important to Peter Parker, after all, he is still a student, and it is difficult to get money to spend if he does not break the law.
"Do you have any questions about holding Shangguan hostage and deducting one month's salary?" Coulson raised his eyebrows, which made the little spider want to bite him: "You can't do this, you know that you are chivalrous and righteous, and consumes protein very much, I don't even have the money to supplement nutrition, it's very pitiful, and besides, I have a girlfriend, I have to have money to invite her to a movie!" ”
"That's it!" Fury clapped his palms, and everyone who was talking to them instantly fell silent, they all knew that there must be something important to discuss this time.
"Are you here to talk about things?" As soon as Xin Han raised his hand, two bottles of whiskey and a few glasses flew out of the wine cabinet ten meters away, landed on the table, and a group of drunkards smiled and poured a glass each.
Fury poured himself a glass, and then said, "Don't make trouble, Xin really has something to say!" ”
Xin Han nodded: "Okay, Natasha, remember that S.H.I.E.L.D. requisitioned my living room as a conference room, and sent the bill to S.H.I.E.L.D. when I went back, and the money for these two bottles of wine was also in it." ”
"Why ......" Nick Fury almost turned his face, but when he thought that he couldn't beat the other party, he sat down again, so he simply changed the topic and turned to the others: "Everyone, remember Loki's scepter?" We've found him, but it might be a bit of a hassle! ”
Thor pointed at the spider, "Who is he?" Is it okay to have him there? ”
The little spider saw Thor pointing at him and immediately became excited: "Mr. Thor, I'm your fan!" Coulson covered his mouth and smiled at Thor, "He's a new reserve like Falcon!" ”