"With whom, with whom, with whom Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu."

Xin Han was so angry, he took out an electric baton directly from the Void Ring, adjusted the output power, and then pressed it on Tian Boguang's face, and pressed the button to 'crack and crack' Mars Zi flashed randomly, and the women who watched it all turned their heads, it was too cruel.

After the electric baton is turned down to low power, the electric can't die, but it is extremely uncomfortable to be beaten, Xin Han directly pasted this thing on Tian Boguang's face, so can he still be good?

Tian Boguang also recognized himself as a man, he was stabbed, bleeding or something, and he didn't frown and had to smile on his face: "Grandson, it's very cool to serve the master, come, that's it, give the master a little more." ”

But he shouldn't have experienced this game, and the successive pains made him can't help but scream a few times.

When Xin Han took the electric baton away, Lao Tian's face became a printed product.

"Are you still cheap?"

"Lao Tzu"

'Crack Crack Crack! ’

"Grandpa Me"

'Crack, Crack, Crack'

"Give it a good time"

'Crack Crack Crack! ’

"I'm convinced"

"Crackling, crackling" waited for the "crackling" to finish before Xin Han reacted, and the goods were soft.

"Don't blame me for this, you said it earlier, didn't I get it easy." Looking at Tian Boguang's 'resentful' eyes, Xin Han spread his hands helplessly.

"What the hell are you going to do with me? Let's get straight ahead! Tian Boguang also saw that this person had no intention of killing himself.

Xin Han smiled: "Sure enough, it's the old rivers and lakes, knowing that I have something to find you, let's say, do you want to die or live?" ”

Tian Boguang was silent for a moment before he said, "How can you say death?" What about life? ”

"If you want to die, grandpa, I will give you a gelding first, and then take your head to the government to receive a reward for silver, you should have a lot of silver in this industry."

Tian Boguang shuddered after hearing this, it was not enough to kill, but also gelding, it was really poisonous.

"Or I won't kill you, who told me to be too soft-hearted, so I had to cut off one of your hamstrings after I was gelding, and then threw it into the city, and wrote your name in big letters on your clothes, aren't you called Wanli Alone, just one leg, if you run, you can count your ability."

Tian Boguang was about to cry, Nima was still soft-hearted, if he was thrown into the city like that, he could be sure that death would be the best ending, he was afraid that life would be better than death, since he stepped into the industry of picking @ flowers, the person who wanted to peel him and cramp and light the sky lantern was the sea.

Xin Han saw that the excitement was almost over, so he said: "If you want to live, it's easy to do, hand over all the cheats of your sword skills and light skills, and don't persecute the woman of a good family after swearing to the sky, how about I let you go?" ”

Speaking of this, he pressed the electric baton on Lao Tian's face: "Speaking of this, I get angry, you know that the good family that made you ruined more or less committed suicide and died, even if you survived, you will be bullied by others for the rest of your life, you say you can play, isn't it good to go to the land of smoke and willows?" Woe to man! ”

After saying that, Xin Han was still angry, and kicked two more feet directly under his crotch, of course, he kept his love under his feet, and this thing was still kept by the master of non-discipline.

Out of a sigh, Xin Han said: "Say it, if you want to die or live, choose one!" ”

"Live, I want to live!"

Tian Boguang is completely convinced this time, this fucking madman is a madman, and he can't really kill himself if he continues.

It is said that Tian Boguang is a tough guy, but there is no one who spares his life, unless he is mentally abnormal, who wants to die, otherwise Lao Tian will not be able to find Ling Hu Chong for the antidote to Huashan in the future.

"But my kung fu is all passed down in the same line, and there are no cheats." Lao Tian was a little embarrassed, he was afraid that Xin Han would accidentally go crazy and kill him, then he would be wronged.

"That's easy!" Xin Han directly took out the paper, pen, ink and inkstone, and made a wooden board for him to pad underneath.

"Write it! Wait for me to serve you. ”

Tian Boguang was sad like a prawn, his left hand and right foot were cuffed together, and he could only lie on his side and write with his right hand.

After writing for more than an hour, Xin Han was about to fall asleep on the sofa, and Tian Boguang wrote it.

Xin Han took it and read it again, the thirty-six styles of the knife are called "Quick Knife", and there is also a light skill of "Ten Thousand Miles Alone".

"Are you sure it's true, you didn't lie to me." Xin Leng looked at Lao Tian with a smile.

Lao Tian's heart furted: "No, absolutely not." ”

Xin Han looked at Tian Boguang and found that his eyes were flickering, and he sneered a few times: "Okay, you carry it again, if there is anything wrong, don't blame me for being ruthless." ”

A minute later, Xin Han directly put the electric baton between Lao Tian's legs, and when he was foaming at the mouth, it was over.

This time, Tian Boguang was really convinced, and honestly corrected a few mistakes, and then Xin Han asked him to memorize it a few times before he passed.

Xin Han took off his handcuffs, anyway, Lao Tian has no power to fight back now, so there is no danger.

Tian Boguang also made him stunned: "Is this really letting me go?" ”

"Whoever said that you should leave, swear to hurry, just say that you will not hurt the good family in the future, if you disobey it, you will be gelding!"

Tian Boguang cried helplessly and swore poison.

At this time, Xin Han spoke again: "I heard that there is a blood oath in the rivers and lakes, let's not fix that useless, you leave a finger and give you a memory." ”

Tian Boguang was also single, holding the tail finger of his left hand and breaking it with a 'click'.

Xin Han nodded, and was afraid that he would die here, so he forced him to take a pill of Jingwumen's injury medicine, which left Tian Boguangcai and the third daughter all the way back to Hengyang City.

Tian Boguang looked at the figure in the distance, he wanted to cry without tears, it was too miserable, his famous 'Lonely Journey' on the rivers and lakes now makes people become a nine-fingered beggar, open his pants to see the guy who has turned black under his crotch, and I don't know if it is still useful.

Xin Han entered Hengyang City, returned directly to the inn he rented, and first copied one copy of the two cheats to Alice's three daughters.

It's just that the three girls don't know the words above, and Xin Han can only teach them word by word.

He asked the three girls to practice the knife first, and the three girls were all professionally trained, and they were all good, so if you learn the knife, you can get started faster, and you can only wait for later.

Fortunately, there are only thirty-six styles of fast knives, Xin Han explained and compared, and finally let the three women memorize the moves, and then let them practice pondering in the room.

He lit a cigar and began to think about what to do next, originally his goal this time was only Tian Boguang's knife skills and light skills, but when he got it, he felt unsatisfied.

The day after tomorrow is the big day of Liu Zhengfeng's 'golden basin washing', and when the decency gathers, how can such a big scene not be enough.

Xin Han twisted the cigar fiercely, non-toxic and not husband, just do it!

Outside Hengyang City, somewhere in a remote and uninhabited place, a helicopter took off into the air and headed north at full speed.

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Forbidden City, Chongzheng Palace, Hongzhi Emperor Zhu Youzhu is reviewing the folds at this time, since he ascended the throne diligent in political affairs, hard work, and even reopened the Wu Dynasty, so that the Ming Dynasty rarely showed the image of Zhongxing, but it is also a rare Ming monarch in the Ming Dynasty.

"Your Majesty, it's time for dinner." The little yellow door on the side persuaded stubbornly.

"Didn't I say it, I'll use it after I finish reading it." Zhu Youzhu frowned slightly, a little displeased.

Seeing that the emperor didn't like it, Xiao Huangmen immediately knelt aside: "Your Majesty, the imperial dining room has already made the imperial dining hot and hot, and the queen has also urged it twice, please take care of your majesty." ”

Emperor Hongzhi was persecuted when he was a child and almost died in the palace, but he was protected by an old eunuch in the palace to hide him, so he survived, but his health has been not good, and it has become a heart disease of the people around him.

After today's noon, after reviewing the recital for another afternoon, Zhu Youzhu felt that his back hurt, and his spirit was a little sluggish, and he couldn't help but sigh heavily.

Leaned back on the dragon chair helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'll let you go down." ”

The little yellow door didn't dare to resist the order, sighed, and retreated.

Zhu Youzhu rubbed his eyes with his hand, intending to continue to review the chapter, but he heard a voice suddenly come from in front of him: "You are the emperor and you are also diligent." ”

Emperor Hongzhi was startled, raised his eyes, and saw a young man no more than twenty years old standing not far from the imperial case and looking at him with a smile.

may be related to his childhood experience, for this stranger who suddenly appeared beside him, Zhu Youzhu did not seem panicked, but said calmly: "You are here to kill me?" ”

This person is Xin Han, at this moment he is curious about Zhu Youjiao's reaction, he is ready to use his mental power to control him to shut up and prevent him from calling people, but he didn't expect this emperor to be interesting, but he was not afraid.

Xin Han shook his head: "No, why did I kill you if I have no grievances with you?" I'm curious that you're not afraid of me. ”

Zhu Youzhu said: "What's the use of being afraid, you can silently break into the palace and appear by my side, and naturally you can also make me die silently." ”

Xin Han nodded: "Sure enough, it is worthy of the Ninety-Five Supreme, this courage is really respectable, to tell you the truth, this seat is a true immortal in the sky, only for violating the rules of heaven was punished for reincarnation in the tenth life, this life is the last life, as for the purpose of coming here, I have something to ask you for help." ”

Zhu Youjiao's face was full of disdain, and he waved his sleeves: "Full of nonsense, 'Zi is silent, strange and chaotic', can you deceive Yu I as a means of the rivers and lakes?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt that his body was light, and he floated up from his seat and fell in front of Xin Han, and he was stunned.

"What kind of sorcery are you?"

Xin Han laughed and directly took out a two-seater sofa: "Your Majesty, please take a seat." ”

Xin Han did all this to break the cognition of Emperor Hongzhi, heard Xin Han tell him to sit, he sat down like a puppet clay sculpture, and suddenly felt that this chair was so comfortable, soft, and it made people feel like stepping on the clouds.

"Are you really a god?" Zhu Youzhu couldn't help but ask.

"Yes." Xin Han nodded without blushing.

Zhu Youzhu said: "Since you are an immortal, what are you going to do with my help, is there anything that immortals can't do?" He was still a little skeptical.

Xin Han said: "I said before that because I violated the rules of heaven in my previous life, this life is just a mortal body, and because of reincarnation, I only retain a few magical powers, which is not much different from my previous life." ”

Xin Han didn't give the emperor a chance to speak: "I came to you this time because there are some things that I can't do, as long as you are willing to help me, how about I give you an elixir of immortality after the matter is completed?" ”

"This" Although Zhu Youzhu was not shocked, his hands couldn't help but tremble when he suddenly heard the words immortal.

Seeing that he seemed to be tempted, Xin Han simply took out the dagger from the Void Ring and cut a wound on his arm.

Zhu Youzhu was startled by him, thinking that he took out the murder weapon to assassinate him, but he saw that this immortal somehow actually stabbed him in the arm.

"Why are you?"

Xin Han pointed to the wound and said, "Your Majesty, please take a look." ”

"This is" Emperor Hongzhi was shocked again, only to see that the wound on Xin Han's arm was originally bleeding, but the bleeding had stopped in a blink of an eye, and after half a pillar of incense, Xin Han wiped it with his hand, and the blood scab was all over to reveal intact skin.

"This is the body of the earth immortal, and now I am an immortal body."

What Xin Han showed in front of him really had no other explanation than to explain it by immortal means.

Emperor Hongzhi was moved, and his attitude changed, and he said respectfully: "I don't know what the immortal wants?" ”

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