Chapter 1057: We Want to Cheat, Too

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β€œβ€¦β€¦ This...... What the hell is this? Wang Dong twitched the corners of his mouth, then looked at Xing Ma Lie beside him expressionlessly, and said, "Could it be that your four-wheel drive vehicles are equipped with voice-activated devices?" ”

"Voice-activated device?" Xing Ma Lie looked at Wang Dong in confusion and asked, "What voice-activated device?" ”

"No, no...... Look at those two people. Wang Dong wordlessly pointed at Xing Ma Hao and Ying Yulong, and said, "Just one come on!" Don't lose to him, and their car will accelerate! ”

"Uh......" Xing Ma Lie was stunned, and then said with a serious face: "As long as you believe in your car!" Your car will respond to you! Rush, Hurricane Sonic !! ”

Then the speed of the hurricane accelerated, and Xingmarol followed.

"............" Wang Dong twitched the corners of his mouth, and then glanced at the participants of the Holy Grail War behind him, who also maintained a blank expression, and weakly proposed: "Why don't we try it too?" ”

"Rush! Infinite Sword Making! Without hesitation, Emiya raised his right hand and yelled as if he were a child, and then his car ...... Nothing happened.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Let's go! Sword of Oath Victory! Artoria yelled with a face of [you're fucking Lao Tzu's Masta......] No, I'm sorry to serialize, to be precise, with an expression that is using a real [EX curry stick].

And then it still didn't work.

"Isn't it...... We can't. Seeing that the two people in front of him would be very handsome if they succeeded, but because they failed, they led to the behavior of the very middle two, Shirou said with a little cowardice: "It's not as good." I'm not going to try? ”

At that moment, Emiya and Artoria's heads turned as if they were about to turn a hundred and eighty degrees to stare at Shirou's face, that expression, that look, as if to express [Masda, find a way to do it. He. Mother. One shot! 】。

"Good. Well, I'll try. Shirou twitched the corners of his mouth, then cleared his throat, and said with a tense face: "Rush! Projection God of War! ”

Still useless.

"Haziga......" Shirou suddenly covered his face.

"It's okay Shirou, don't cry." Artoria hugged Shirou very kindly.

"Okay, it's my turn!" Iskandar raised his right hand with a smug look on his face and roared, "Rush, Kamui Wheel!" ”

As always, no eggs.

"Ciao, why can people in this world be voice-controlled four-wheel drive, we can't! Gaia, you, him. Mother. Isn't it deducting our privileges again! Wang Dong raised his head in annoyance. After shouting decisively, he turned his head expressionlessly and said to a group of companions behind him with subtle faces: "Don't panic, you have to know a truth, children who don't make trouble don't have candy to eatβ€”shhh, don't tell Gaia." ”

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"I'll detain your mother!" Gaia threw the fat crest he was about to change into to the ground with a broken face, and suddenly turned into a roaring party and roared: "You five cars are just next to each other!" Stick it together! This can run out to be a ghost! If you want your car to accelerate, first get out of it, okay! And I heard your words, okay! I hear it clearly, okay! What kind of children who don't make trouble don't have sugar to eat! You're not a child! You're my dad! My dad is okay!! ”

"Gaia. You're broken. A drop of cold sweat visibly dripped from the forehead of the three non-lolit Alayes on the side, and then silently picked up Gaia's fat cister on the ground and said, "Give." ”

"Whew......" Gaia gasped. Then he picked up the fat in Alaye's hand, and in a blink of an eye, he fell to the ground without hesitation, and said, "Damn, can you not put any pot on me, you bastard!" To put it bluntly, you just want to spank me, don't you! You're a dead lolicon!! ”

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"Ah......h No matter! Keep it up! ”

"Unscrupulous Gaiak deducts wages!"

"The foreman pays me back my hard-earned money!"

"Gaia, you have the ability to rob the man (cross out) to pit us, and you have the ability to come out!"

"Unscrupulous foreman, you give me back my privileges!"

All of a sudden. Emiya, Shirou, Iskander, and Wang Dong shouted without hesitation.

As for why there is no Artoria...... Forehead...... Because King Arthur said-

You king, Gaia will not dare to provoke you.

You guard the palace, you are on the side of Alayya.

You Shilang, Gaia can't control you.

You Iskander, you will follow the king in the future.

And mine! Wo he. Mother. The family register in Gaia there is wood! How dare I provoke Gaia, bastard!

"Enough of you!" Then. Gaia's voice rang outβ€”well, not after the voice change, but in a cute loli voiceβ€”and in an angry voice: "Separate your crowded cars before giving me the right to test voice control!" Squeeze so close, who can run out! ”

"......" For a while, the five people in the team looked at each other expressionlessly, and Wang Dong said to his car expressionlessly: "Night Bat King, go to the left." ”

Then the car went to the left.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Infinite sword system, speed up a little. Wei Gong also said in a learned way.

Then the car went a little bit further.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Sword of Victory, Oath to the Left. Artoria said with a dead face.

Soon, the five cars separated.

"Good! Our voice-activated plug-in has been activated by Gaia! Then it's time for us to fight back! Wang Dong raised his right hand and shouted as if nothing had happened: "Come on, everyone!" ”

"Wang Dong." Wei Gong slapped Wang Dong's shoulder with his hand expressionlessly, and said, "Can you explain it to me...... What is the point of you just letting us shout such a shameful slogan? ”

"That's not what I saidβ€”didn't I? Children who don't make trouble don't have sugar to eat! You see, if we don't make trouble, will Gaia tell us why? Wang Dong had an expression of "you all misunderstood me". Sadly said: "I helped you solve the puzzle, and you still ......"

"Puzzles? That's obviously your proposal, right? Squeeze together and enjoy the rear airflow of the car in front of you......" Artoria said with a black line on her face: "And keep saying that the tighter the squeeze, the better?" ”

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......" Wang Dong coughed twice in embarrassment, and then said with a handsome face: "Sa, partner!" Let's go! On the level of the dawn, carve our victory! ”

"That's why you ran to the six-wheel drive dormitory in the middle of the night with a brush and ink and asked Xiao to take off her shirt?" Gaia decisively complained.

"Damn. Gaia, are you the boss behind the scenes? It's a little wrong for you to come out and complain about me at this time. Wang Dong said expressionlessly.

"Hmph." Gaia snorted coldly and didn't answer Wang Dong's words, Wang Dong turned his head helplessly and said to the narrator: "Narrator, delete the paragraph just now, don't send it out." ”

"Good, good." The narrator nodded hurriedly, then quietly glanced at the author sitting behind him. The author did not hesitate to give the narrator a look, and the narrator nodded inexplicably, and then did not move the delete button.

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Soon, the first lap was over, with Gilgamesh and Kutyulin and Dilumudo having finished the first lap and put the car back on the track, while Reiji Hijikata and Okita had just crouched down and started to change their parts.

Eagle Feather Dragon and Star Horse Brothers followed, followed by Wang Dong and his party.

"Good!" The first to replace the parts was Xingma Lie, who put the car on the runway with a proud face. shouted: "Rush! Hurricane sonic speed! ”

The new Triangle Arrow and Spider King were the next to replace the parts and set off, with the Devil Commander just one second behind. Then there was Wang Dong and his party.

Then, Kurosawa's Black God of War and Mikuni Fujiyoshi's Speed Cobra set off in the same way.

And then...... Forehead......

The owner of the God of War who originally ran fourth, Xing Ma Hao is still bitterly replacing parts.

"Haojun is really not very good at replacing parts." Looking at this scene, the four-wheel drive fighter couldn't help but start complaining: "He was originally the fourth runner, but he hasn't changed it yet, but he looks very calm...... Oh yes! He's already starting to replace parts! And at this very time. Jiro Maru has already changed the parts and set off! ”

"Huh?" Xing Ma Hao raised his head in shock, looked at the figure of Erlang Maru proudly setting off, gritted his teeth and continued to lower his head, quickly replacing the parts.

At this moment, Aji, who was running at the back, also squatted down and began to quickly replace the parts of the car.

"Aggie. I'll go first! After changing the parts, Xing Ma Hao quickly waved to Aji, and then put the car down on the side of the track.

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On the other hand, the leading group.

"Hahahaha, it's so easy! The one who won the first place in this game is definitely this king! Gilgamesh, who was running at the front of the team, said with a smug face: "Wang Dong, the humiliation you brought to this king, this king will definitely return it to you in the next game...... Let's go! Locks of the sky! ”

"Keep up! bluedog! Kutyulin called out the name of her car with tears in her eyes - she didn't want to, she really didn't want to, but in Gilgamesh's Time Fragments. Under the Authority...... She could only give in in tears.

(To be continued......)