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"Puff ha...... As soon as Wang Dong's words fell, Mengmeng smiled and squatted down holding his stomach, "Hahaha, it's so pitiful." ”

You caused it!

Everyone present couldn't help but complain in their hearts.

"Okay, okay, let's leave Chen Xiaoxue alone~" Mengmeng, who had laughed enough, lay on the table and said with a blushing face (laughing), "Who will tell the joke next?" ”

"Me, me, me!" At this time, the dragon lady Qiqiqi on the side decisively raised her right hand, and then tightened her little face, and said vigorously: "I'll come!" ”

"Good! The second player is our maid captain from the maid wing, and the dragon lady has three sevens! Elsie Belle pointed at the dragon lady Qiqiqi with an excited face and shouted.

"Wow, it's not three sevens, it's seven seven sevens!" Dragon Lady Qiqiqi looked at Acebelle aggrievedly, as if she was very dissatisfied with Acebell's mispronunciation of her name.

"Huh? There is no difference between three sevens and seven seven sevens. Elsie Belle said innocently with a pout.

"Woo woo woo ......" Dragon Lady Qiqiqi immediately used the invincible and invincible shining star eyes of the aggrieved and moving star, and the aggrieved gaze made Elsie Belle couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth.

"Okay, okay, seven-seven-seven, seven-seven-seven." Elsie Belle was overwhelmed by the eyes of the dragon lady, and she felt a little guilty. So she gave in weakly. "Seven, seven, seven. You're going to laugh at it! ”

"Okay, okay! I'm going to tell a great story! Long Niang Qiqiqi clenched her fists with a firm face, and then said excitedly: "This story, this story, it was the last time, well, it was about a month ago!" When I went to the thrift market, I saw a middle-aged woman haggling with the owner of a clothing store! The woman asked the boss, 'Boss, how much does this dress cost?' And the boss replied '360 pieces'. The woman immediately replied: 'It's too expensive!' So the boss said, 'The minimum is three hundred, no bargaining', and the result! Something that none of you could have imagined has happened! The woman said calmly, '35 okay?' If I can sell it, I'll ask for it! I was stupefied! I'm about to collapse my body because of the fright! But that's not all! After the woman cut the price of the clothes from 300 to 35 with a single sword, the owner of the shop did not hesitate to say, 'Okay, pay the money!' And then the woman exclaimed, 'It's expensive!' Awesome! Isn't it amazing! The thrift market is amazing! ”

"Uh...... Yes...... Ha ha...... Hahaha......" Wang Dong twitched the corners of his mouth. After laughing dryly twice, he looked at the excited Dragon Lady Qiqiqi with a weak face. said: "Well, although the protagonists in this story are indeed very powerful...... Belch...... But that's not ridiculous......"

"Huh?" Dragon Lady Qiqiqi was stunned for a moment, and then she was originally covered with flowers all over her body - this is not a lie, Long Niang Qiqiqi has recently been able to simulate the [background] of flower petals and the like with magic and then express her feelings like a comic - and she suddenly became a black resentful spirit.

"It's okay to hold back!" Wang Dong stretched out his hand helplessly, and a brain that was not too hard flicked on the head of Long Niang Qiqiqi.

"Woooooooooooo I didn't pretend! Long Niang Qiqiqi covered her forehead, puffed out her mouth and said dissatisfiedly: "Won't the master comfort me!" Negative man! ”

"No, no, no, you're my demon, and I can still feel your love?" Wang Dong twitched the corners of his mouth, and then explained with a collapsed face: "What else is a negative man?" What the hell is a negative man!? What's wrong with my heart!? I'm sorry for whom, hey! Don't just watch two lunchtime theaters and mess with me, you idiot ghost! ”

As Wang Dong spoke, he quickly raised his right hand and struck at the head of Long Niang Qiqiqi with the momentum of Pangu, and hit the ghost girl with a cute scream of "Ahh

"Good...... It's too much...... "Long Niang Qiqiqi covered herself with smoke - of course, this is a magic special effect - looked at Wang Dong with teary eyes on her forehead, and said, "It hurts so much! ”

“…… Ay. Wang Dong sighed helplessly, and then sat in front of Long Niang Qiqiqi with a stern face, and then gently stretched out his hand and gently put his right hand on the place where Long Niang Qiqiqi's forehead "smoked".

'Wow...... Such a master (Mr. Wang Dong, Mr. Wang Dong) is so gentle and handsome! Suddenly, all the women present were moved by the king. Sao Bao's action was attracted.

"Fly away in pain...... The next moment, Wang Dong said softly to Long Niang Qiqiqi like a kindergarten child who accidentally fell down and broke his skin.

"Click-" In a moment, it was as if the dragon lady Qiqiqi had been petrified in half, and her whole body had turned gray-white-the shock was too great, and the child had escaped from reality.

A few seconds later, Long Niang Qiqiqi, who had recovered from the shock, covered her face with her hands and went straight up to the second floor, leaving two wide tears like kelp flying in the air: "Master, it's a stupid person~~~~"

"Babbling? Blame me!? Wang Dong pointed to his face with an innocent face, then looked at Mengmeng and Elsie Belle who were covering their foreheads at the same time, and said, "Anyway, the number of people is smaller?" ”

"Wang Dong, I suddenly thought of a very interesting thing." At this moment, Elsie Belle suddenly twitched the corners of her mouth, as if trying to hold back her smile.

And the result is also obvious, Elsie Belle failed, a subtle smile appeared on her face, and then said: "When I went to the mall to buy things alone, I entered the sightseeing elevator with a boy who seemed to be a college student, and then when the elevator was going up, I suddenly heard the boy next to me 'plop' and knelt on the floor, and then threw himself on the glass of the sightseeing elevator and roared: 'My car, ah!!hhh ’”

Speaking of which, Elsie Belle finally broke the job, and little Lori covered her stomach, desperately hammered the table in front of her, and said while gasping: "And ...... Call...... Then I followed his gaze...... Call...... Eyes looked over...... Call...... It was found that ...... Poofhaha...... Ha ha...... His car is being stolen! ”

"Poof!!" Hearing Elsiebell's account, Wang Dong squirted out a mouthful of water, and he suddenly wanted to shout: 'Who can understand the sadness of this benevolent brother watching his bicycle being stolen through the glass of the sightseeing elevator and not being able to do anything about it?' ’

"It's too miserable hahaha!" Mengmeng, who already knows a lot about the culture of the earth, couldn't help but laugh, "I seem to ...... Ha ha...... It seems that his brain can make up his expression. ”

"Expressions? Is this it? Wang Dong blinked, and then made out the expressions of the characters in a painting called "The Scream" - oh, if you've seen Silver, then please make up for the last part of Yinsang's face change after being drunk and being deceived by several girls together (in fact, they had sex after getting drunk).

"Hahaha!!" With Wang Dong's spoof expressions mixed with a series of emotions such as "despair, surprise, sadness and indignation...... the girls present couldn't help laughing.

"Ouch...... My stomach ......" Elsie Belle held her stomach and gasped vigorously, and little Lori said bitterly: "It's over, I'm laughing so hard, I'm going to laugh out of my abdominal muscles." ”

"The third master obviously doesn't like to laugh, but he has abdominal muscles!" Wang Dong looked at the ceiling with a sigh on his face and said.

"Who is the third master?" Michael on the side asked suspiciously.

"Third master, I recommend you to make up for the giant of the forbidden base, the heroine in it, called Mikasa. Altman. Wang Dong said with a smile.

"Okay!" Michael nodded, obviously very interested in Wang Dong's recommendation—as could be seen from a notebook she pulled out and recorded "the giant who wants to see the forbidden base".

Just when everyone was laughing very happily, an inaudible voice came into the ears of some people present, and Michael, who reacted the fastest, hurriedly said, "Someone is here again!" ”

"Huh?" Wang Dong was stunned for a moment, and then waited for about five or six seconds before he suddenly moved his ears—he finally heard the sound of "boom".

"Who's coming?" Wang Dong asked subconsciously.

"I don't know." Mengmeng shook his head, and then said with a smile: "However, it's only the second day, and the people from the Heavenly Realm, the Demon Realm, and the Spirit Realm have already been gathered, so the rest are nothing more than people from the Immortal Realm, the Demon Realm, the Beast Realm, and the Underworld." ”

"Anyway, let's go and get a reception." After Wang Dong heard Mengmeng's words, he stood up and said, "After all, I am also the host here." ”

"I support it!" Elsie Belle nodded and said, "On the one hand, you can declare sovereignty, and on the other hand, it is not unruly. ”

"Let's go with you." Wang Dong smiled and said to the others: "Since it is a reception, of course, the more people there are, the better, okay?" ”

So, at Wang Dong's mention, in addition to Chen Xiaoxue and Long Niang Qiqiqi, who were hiding in the room and making trouble, including Renzi and Rumor, the two little Lori, followed Wang Dong to the beach behind the villa, and then a group of people flew together to a deserted island about 500 meters away from the shore.

(To be continued......)