Chapter 606: Master Xin Goes Out of the Mountain (2-in-1)
(There was a power outage last night.,It's only updated now.,It's just two chapters in one.,It's 4600 words.,It's two in one.,It's this chapter today)
Dong Longcha talked about the exercises he practiced back then, Xin Han listened to it familiarly, how to say it, it is like a castrated version of the Taoist method of refining the gods, and the first step is also to cultivate the god of oneself, that is, the three treasures of the human body, the "god" among the "essence, qi, and god".
In the key to refining the gods of Longhu Mountain, there are many methods such as sitting and forgetting, listening to the breath, heel breathing, keeping quiet, remembering, keeping one, opening the valley, taking food, in the room, and fetal breathing.
And there is only one kind of Dong Longcha, that is, to think, to think that you are a ball of fire, swaying in your mind, endless, and after a long time, the spirit will shine back, and you can achieve the purpose of nourishing your spirit.
Xin Han nodded secretly when he heard this, although there are few methods, they are also authentic methods.
But then it doesn't work, after the Yin God, it is a thing that finds another way but does not become an anti-dog, and there is nothing to refine the Yin and Yang, relying on the Yin God and the Spiritual Qi Lantern to refine the Yin and achieve the pseudo-Yang God, this is a dead end, a dead end, and there is no possibility of further progress.
Say immortality? Strictly speaking, as long as the matching lamp is not destroyed, this castrated version of the Yang God will always be alive, and he will live longer than ordinary people, but compared to cultivating immortals, the kind of achievement that lives with heaven and earth, and the sun and moon with Geng, this thing is a fart! Something like garbage.
Left Dao, proper, the side door is not counted, Xin Han now suspects that this is an incomplete thing in the Dao Gate, which was obtained by the people of the Heavenly Kingdom, and then he figured it out, and finally saved up such a thing.
After learning everything about this Dong Longcha, Xin Han felt that it was not interesting, and it was not helpful to him at all, so it was a practice to cultivate himself into an instrument spirit.
Thinking of the machine spirit, Xin Han's mind moved: "Dong Longcha, is it possible that whoever polishes this lamp can drive you?" ”
Dong Longcha nodded: "What the master said is right, that's right, that's the rule!" ”
The Yitian Sword couldn't be used for the time being, Xin Han took out the Longquan Sword, although this was not as good as Yitian, but it was also as sharp as clay, which could hurt his skin, and immediately cut his fingers and spat blood on the lamp.
"Why did the master mutilate himself? This is an unwise move, the ancients said 'body hair and skin'" Xin Han didn't say a word, and a split similar to taekwondo was split on the face of this goods.
To say that Dong Longcha is not short, he must be more than 1.80 meters, but in Xin Han's height of more than 1.9 meters, the angle of his feet is very comfortable.
It's not that Xin Han has a tendency to be violent and crazy, it's really that this product is too annoying, he finally knows why Cixi has summoned this product four times since he got the magic lamp, and he thinks that his broken mouth is really not much at all, too ink, and he can be on par with Tang Seng in the 'Journey to the West'.
Dong Longcha only felt a lot of pain on his face, and it was estimated that if it weren't for the spirit body, he would have had a nosebleed at this time, but he didn't have time to pay attention to the pain, because he felt that he had actually undergone some kind of inexplicable change.
Following Xin Han's eyes, he looked towards the lamp, only to see that the blood stains on the lamp had disappeared at some point, and there were new things in the rules of his magic lamp.
Xin Han laughed, making Dong Longcha on the side inexplicable, but he himself knew what he was laughing at, and all his previous guesses were overturned, where is this cultivation method, this is clearly the method of cultivating himself into a machine spirit.
This must be the evil cultivation of the Central Plains Daomen, and the evil sect exercises that deceive people and become their own spirits, but somehow they ended up in Arabia and were made into a lamp god or something, which is really interesting.
"Do you want to see if you can come and go freely?" Xin Han smiled and said to Dong Longcha.
Dong Longcha was stunned for a moment, then instantly turned into white gas, entered the lamp, and the next second spewed out white gas and turned into a human form, only to see his face surprised: "I'm finally free!" I don't have to be at the mercy of anyone anymore, locked up in that dim and dead lamp! ”
"I won't wait! Lord is free! After he finished speaking, he suddenly turned into white gas, rolled up the lamp and flew outside.
Xin Han didn't raise his eyelids, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, the lamp rolled back and fell into his hand: "Turn me into a human form!" ”
The white gas on the lamp moved when he heard the sound, and re-transformed into Dong Longcha, at this time he trembled like chaff, and looked at Xin Han in disbelief: "Why can't I help myself?"
Xin Han showed a cruel smile on his face, rushed over to make a trip to Bajiquan, moved his muscles and bones again, and after Dong Longcha shrank to the ground, he showed a satisfied smile and stepped on the face of the first champion of Shunzhi in the Qing Dynasty.
"You listen to me, you will be my slave in the future, how can you serve Shunzhi, you will serve me twice, do you hear?"
Even if Dong Longcha was humiliated, there was not a trace of resentment in his heart, this was the first time he felt fear since he became the god of lights, and nodded again and again: "The slave knows!" ”
Only then did Xin Han raise his foot, let go of him, and told him the meaning of the machine spirit, which made Dong Longcha dumbfounded, and then he knew that he was cultivating this thing to make machine spirits for others.
Xin Han estimated that this method could only produce a relatively low-level machine spirit, because of the limitations of the innate material, this kind of machine spirit could not have much power, and it would be quite good to be able to tie with Mao Xiaofang in a short period of time like Xiang Dong Longcha.
Of course, it's just good, it's okay to deal with a low-level demon, but if you go to the high-level immortal cultivation world, it's useless waste.
But this is enough, for Xin Han at this stage, at least recovering this magic weapon is equivalent to one more thug.
Xin Han asked Dong Longcha to enter the lamp, and then called the three Alice girls in: "Come and try to rub this lamp!" ”
The three girls didn't know the reason, but they knew that it was right to listen to Xin Han, so they all immediately reached out and rubbed them, but no one could call Dong Long out.
"Alright, come out!" Seeing that it was exactly what he thought, after he recognized the master, others could not control Dong Longcha, as soon as his voice fell, the lamp spewed out white gas and turned into Dong Longcha.
"Get to know me, this is my slave Donglongcha." After he finished speaking, he turned back to him and said, "I haven't seen your three master mothers yet!" ”
"Dong Longcha, I've seen three master mothers!" Dong Longcha saw that the three daughters were all accustomed to it in the Yitian Emperor's Palace, and there was nothing uncomfortable, so they all nodded and let him get up.
Dong Long Cha got up and began to pat his ass: "The master is really a blessing, several housemothers are all national colors and fragrances, just like the so-called cloud wants clothes and flowers!" ”
Before he finished reading a praise poem, he was slashed by Xin Han again, only to hear Xin Han and Alice say: "Don't pay attention to him, this thing is a broken mouth!" ”
Dong Longcha really wanted to cry without tears when he heard it.
Xin Han asked him to go back, he couldn't come out by himself without summoning, at this time he recognized the Lord successfully, and his words were providential to Dong Longcha, and they could not be disobeyed.
When Dong Longcha reluctantly returned to the lamp, Xin Han put the lamp away, and then told the third girl what was going on.
The three girls felt amazing when they heard it, they always heard their own father-in-law say that everything in the world can be cultivated, and there are people who are not cultivating adults, this is the first time I heard that there are still people who are not practicing by people, is this the practice reversed!
Xin Han laughed when he heard this: "This is a good point, people don't want to be human, they are all going to immortals, such as Dong Longcha, a fool who cultivates into a lamp, is cheated!" ”
Early the next morning, Xin Han had just entered Fuxi Hall with shrimp, and saw Mao Xiaofang accompanying a fat old man who was dressed quite luxuriously to eat tea there!
"Senior brother, is this a guest?"
Mao Xiaofang said with a smile: "This is the housekeeper in Master Li's mansion in Qingquan Town next door, Uncle Cai!" Then he said to the fat old man: "Uncle Cai, this is my junior brother Xin Han." ”
Xin Han knew that it was the town next door, but in fact, it was more than 300 miles away from Gantian Town, and this old man must have come to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing this time.
Uncle Cai hurriedly got up: "It turned out to be Master Xin, look up for a long time!" ”
"Don't dare to be, you're polite!" Xin Hanxin said that I just came, you know who I am, I will look up for a long time, he asked Xiami to finish his homework, and he himself did it next to Mao Xiaofang.
After he sat down, Mao Xiaofang said: "Uncle Cai came this time because something happened to Master Li's mansion, and I want you to go there!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Uncle Cai showed a reluctant look on his face and immediately said: "Master Mao, you should go in person, on behalf of my lord, I am willing to add another hundred oceans of incense money!" ”
Xin Han was immediately unhappy when he heard this, this is looking down on himself in front of himself, is there such a thing?
Mao Xiaofang showed a look of embarrassment: "Uncle Cai, my Fuxitang has been in a free clinic recently, and the neighbors are waiting every day, but I really can't leave, I am dissatisfied with you and you said, if you talk about ability, my junior brother's ability is still above me!" ”
Mao Xiaofang is not humble, he knows that with Xin Han's kung fu, he is really not an opponent in terms of comprehensive strength.
After he finished speaking, he said to Xin Han: "Senior brother, show your hand!" ”
Xin Han's body didn't get up, he directly raised his right foot and stepped lightly on the ground, and as his feet hit the ground, a shock came out, and the entire hall began to shake, making a roaring sound, and the tiles on the hall were rattling.
"There was an earthquake!" Ah Hai and Yu Dachu, who were doing their daily homework, ran out of the inner hall with shrimp: "Master has an earthquake, run!" ”
Uncle Cai was so frightened that he stood up in a hurry: "Master Mao, Master Xin, let's go quickly!" Earthquakes are no joke. ”
Mao Xiaofang shook his head: "Stop, it's not an earthquake!" As he spoke, the hall stopped shaking, and the ground stopped shaking, which was quite magical.
"Master, isn't this an earthquake, could it be that there are demons at work?" Yu Dachu asked unreasonably, but was knocked on the head by Mao Xiaofang: "What are you talking about, it's not big or small, this is the Ancestor Hall, which demon dares to be presumptuous here!" ”
Seeing that everyone was puzzled, Mao Xiaofang directly singled out and said: "This is your uncle's method of exposing the ground, look at your uncle's feet!" ”
Seeing this, Shrimp saw that a piece of the green brick under his master's feet had fallen, which was just level with Xin Han's feet: "Master, your feet!" ”
Xin Han pretended to be puzzled and raised his foot: "What's wrong with my foot?" ”
As soon as he took his foot away, everyone except Mao Xiaofang took a breath of cold air, and saw that on the green brick, there was a regular footprint like a carving.
Uncle Cai was stunned for a long time, and suddenly hugged his fist at Xin Han and said: "Master Xin, it's an old man who has no eyes and doesn't know beautiful jade, so please come with me."
Before he finished speaking, Xin Han interrupted: "Oh, I'm really sorry, I recently accepted a new apprentice, I have to teach the apprentice, so next year, I will have almost time at the end of next year!" ”
Uncle Cai's face was bitter, and he said in his heart, if you wait until next year, the daylilies will be cold.
Uncle Cai was ruthless: "Master Xin, as long as you come with me, how about I fill the incense money of five hundred oceans for Fuxi Hall on behalf of my master?" ”
Xin Han and Mao Xiaofang glanced at each other, five hundred oceans came to invite the mage, it seems that the matter is not small.
Mao Xiaofang's eyes also turned into hesitation, after all, the junior brother has little experience, if there is really a powerful demon, he really can't rest assured.
Xin Han became interested: "Okay, I agreed to this matter, you first tell me what happened to your master's family!" ”
When Uncle Cai saw Xin Han agree, he thanked him and told the two of them the reason.
Master Li is the richest man in Qingquan Town, and his status is similar to that of Master Jin in Gantian Town, and he is very rich.
This Mr. Li is rich, but he is not a bad person, and he also gives porridge to poor neighbors on the fifteenth day of the first month, and is quite respected in Qingshui Town, and he has both children in the family, and he is a kind and blessed person, and his life is quite smooth.
But just half a month ago, all kinds of strange things suddenly happened at home, for example, Master Li likes antiques, and put them back in place after playing, but as soon as he turned around, the antique fell to the ground and turned into pieces.
The first time, Master Li thought he was old and didn't take it steadily, but this happened one after another, and the fool knew that it was wrong.
That's not all, when I got up one morning, I found a big flower face lying next to me, so I didn't scare Master Li into burping, but I called to find out that the big flower face turned out to be my wife, and I don't know when someone painted a face full of flowers with rouge.
Then strange things happened one by one, the kitchen just served a good steamed bun, suddenly a few tooth marks appeared, looking not like a person, you say this horror is not scary.
Master Li also found someone to see it, and went to the provincial capital to invite a more famous Taoist chief, but the Taoist chief came to Master Li's mansion the first day, and his hair was shaved when he left the next day.
Later, I invited a monk, and the night was safe, just when the family was happy, I found that the monk was gone, and when I found the monk, I found that he was holding a pillar in the firewood room and was full of arches!
Those who have experience know what this thing is doing at a glance, and the old lady quenched it vigorously, and led the red-faced girl and daughter-in-law to leave quickly.
When Uncle Cai was ordered by Master Li, he took a scoop of cold water and splashed it over, and the monk trembled, did not move, and was sober, but then he cried loudly: "Monk, I became a monk at the age of six and have practiced for 40 years, and I actually broke my body here today."
Master Li and Uncle Cai persuaded each other for a long time, and the monk also wanted to open, and he didn't go back to the temple with the hundred oceans given by the Li family, saying that he would go to the provincial capital to marry a wife and have children.
This made Master Li cry and laugh, the matter in his own family has not been resolved, but it has made the monk move his heart, and it is not good to say this!
This monk is also very interesting, so he pointed out a clear road to Master Li, saying that your family is a demon, and ordinary people can't get it, so you might as well go to Gantian Town to invite Mao Xiaofang, that Fuxi Hall is a branch of Longhu Mountain, and it is famous, maybe he will solve it if he goes.
Because of this, Uncle Cai came to Gantian Town to invite Mao Xiaofang with a generous gift and his master's entrustment.
As soon as he said this, Mao Xiaofang was immediately relieved, this family may indeed be a demon, but it didn't hurt anyone, it was all some pranks, it didn't seem to be malicious, and it was solved with the Taoism and martial arts of the junior brother.
"Senior brother, then you will accompany Uncle Cai on a trip!"
Xin Han originally had this meaning, more than 300 miles, 150 kilometers, whether it was near or not, it was not far away, with his own feet, even if he didn't fly with shrimp, he would come back tomorrow.
He nodded immediately: "Okay, it just so happens that I will also take the shrimp to practice!" He said to Uncle Cai: "I don't know when we will leave!" ”
Uncle Cai said happily: "Since Master Xin has agreed, let's leave now!" ”
Xin Han immediately summoned the shrimp and said that he would take him out to catch demons, so that the little guy jumped happily, obviously forgetting the pain of the scar, and forgetting how scared he was in the tomb of Cixi.
Mao Xiaofang prepared a set of magic weapons for Xin Han, from peach wood swords to compass rune paper, everything, although they are all ordinary things, but they are all expensive, Xin Han knows that this senior brother is attentive.
Mao Xiaofang sent Xin Han and Uncle Cai out of Fuxi Hall, and specially told his junior brother to be cautious and not to be careless, Xin Han nodded and agreed.
Just in front of the gate, a carriage had been waiting for a long time.
Xin Han asked Uncle Cai to wait first, and told the wives in front of the door that he was going out for a short trip of one or two days, and he would be back in four or five days, and then took the shrimp and got into the carriage and headed out of the town. (To be continued.) )