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"Uh-huh, let me introduce myself - my name is Wang Dong, and this is my partner, Renzi." Wang Dong coughed dryly twice, and then stretched out his right hand towards the short-haired dark blue boy who walked over.

"Hello, I'm Satomi Rentaro, this is ......" Satomi Rentaro hurriedly held Wang Dong's outstretched hand - because Wang Dong is more mature than him in terms of appearance and temperament, so this makes Satomi Rentaro feel like meeting his seniors.

"He is the initiator of Rentaro...... No, partner, Lanyuan Yanzhu! Wearing a yellow trench coat, the color of her eyes has changed from red to brown little Lori patted herself and Long Xiang... Ah no, it's a boobs about the size of Lori's Elsie Belle - isn't that just not - said proudly.

By the way, the third narrator also died, and I was the fourth, and the cause of death was kicked to death by Elsie Belle - well, that was his last word.

Saying that he introduced himself, Lan Yuan Yanzhu swooped in front of Satomi Rentaro as if there was wind under his feet, and then rubbed it with a happy face.

“…… Compared to that, you're all right, Yanzhu. It seems that he has enough resistance to this behavior of Lan Yuan Yanzhu, and the general Satomi Rentaro is not surprised and quietly diverts the topic.

"Ah...... This one. Lan Yuan Yanzhu raised his right hand with a nonchalant face—the sleeve on top was torn open, revealing the arm that had been cut inside—and muttered, "I'll recover soon!" What's even more popular than this person's house is that the clothes are torn. ”

'Cursed child......' The uncle with a dragon face, revealing a sense of bad luck from head to toe, from the inside to the outside, from the chrysanthemum to the brain, looked at Lan Yuan Yanzhu and Renzi with a stiff face, and a trace of cold sweat slipped down his forehead.

Ordinary people have such a fear in their hearts - the devil knows if these "monsters" with the original intestinal virus in their bodies will suddenly have a high erosion rate and become protozoans?? Damn these time bombs!

"How's it going, are you hooked?" Obviously he was looking at it with frightened eyes by the declining uncle, but Lan Yuan Yanzhu didn't seem to feel that kind of gaze. He smiled and crossed his waist and quipped: "It's a pity that people have already agreed with Rentaro about the future, so you just give up~"

As if to increase his persuasiveness, Ranhara Yeonzhu clasped his fingers in front of his chest and leaned on Satomi Rentaro's stomach with a happy face.

"No one has ever made such a promise with you!" Satomi Rentaro bent down angrily and looked at Ranhara Yanzhu speechlessly.

"Oh?" Lan Yuan Yanzhu tilted his head. Then he suddenly stood on tiptoe and "poofed" at the mouth of Rentaro Satomi, who was close at hand.

"Oh no!" Wang Dong, who watched this scene, let out a strange laugh decisively, and then applauded "pop" - but the eyes that seemed to be looking at Loliton made Satomi Rentaro's head full of black lines.

"Oh Huo~" Immediately after, Renzi next to Wang Dong also let out the same strange smile - but compared to Wang Dong's strange smile, her strange smile was more melodious and tactful - and clapped her hands.

Not only that, but she also said to Wang Dong "knowingly": "Ernie sauce, are all the police in Tokyo Lolitacon?" ”

"Oh, that's possible!" Wang Dong, who has a full "demon heart" like Renzi, understood what Renzi meant at the first time, and he touched his chin. He nodded seriously and said, "It turns out that the police combinations in Tokyo are all of this type......

"Nope! Definitely not! Please don't associate me with the police style of Tokyo City!! "Satomi Rentaro suddenly collapsed -, do you mean that I, Satomi Rentaro, will be imprisoned in the future as the culprit who gave the Tokyo City Police the name of "Lolicon"!? Damn, I definitely don't want this kind of unfolding!

"Huh...... That is, the police of Tokyo Ward...... Not Lolicon? Wang Dong tilted his head and stared at Satomi Rentaro with a "curious baby" look.

"Uh-huh!" Satomi Rentaro nodded his head vigorously.

"Are you the only one who controls the police of Loli?" Renzi added on the side.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh......" Because of the inertia of nodding, Satomi Rentaro continued to nod his head - but the next moment he reacted, mom can't nod this question!!

But when he raised his head, he found that the pair of police officers in front of him invariably showed a sudden realization expression. Then they stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Come on." We won't look down on you! ”

"Not really!" Satomi Rentaro almost cried.

"Hahaha, you guys are so funny!" Lan Yuan Yanzhu looked at the scene of Wang Dong and Renzi teaming up to "bully" Satomi Rentaro, and immediately laughed, and the little Lori jumped in front of Renzi in three or two and said, "Hello, I'm Lan Yuan Yanzhu." It's the cursed child of the owner's 'rabbit' factor, what about you? ”

"Uh......" Hearing Lan Yuan Yanzhu's question, Renzi was stunned for a moment.

Grandma Nest Li only remembers pretending to be a cursed child, but she forgot to make up a "factor" identity for herself.

The cursed children were because they had the original intestine virus. They also have "some kind of factor" like "protogastrants" - for example, the big spider just now, it carries the factor of the fly tiger spider.

And the factor that Lanyuan Yanzhu carries is "rabbit", which is why she uses Beidou to kick the crying idiot kick - rabbit, with muscular legs.

"Uh, I'm ......" Renzi blinked, how do you make this up?

"What's wrong?" Lan Yuan Yanzhu looked at Renzi in front of him puzzled.

"Nothing, nothing." Renzi shook her head, and then squeezed out a few words with a stiff face: "Uh, leopard factor." ”

"Oh oh oh!" Hearing the factor of Renzi, Lan Yuan Yanzhu's eyes lit up with a "ding" - Wang Dong commented on this; Lan Yuan Yanzhu's curiosity increased by 20% - and then said excitedly: "Sounds amazing!" ”

That's the truth – if you think about it, when you introduce yourself, you say "I'm a leopard" and "I'm a rabbit...... The intuitive impression of this name is different, right?

Just imagine, why is the popularity of the zodiac signs of the Celestial Empire different from the zodiac signs of foreign countries?? The answer is simple.

When you introduce yourself to others, you are willing to say, "Thunder, my name is Mom, it's Pisces/Sagittarius/Gemini." Or would you rather say "Savadika, my name is Mamma Mia, it's a pig/rat/chicken"?

Surely Pisces has a wood there!? And you're going to change to a woman, let her introduce herself as a chicken, and she promises not to kill you.

"It's not that powerful." Renzi scratched her head in embarrassment—as for the reason why she said the "leopard factor" in a hurry......

Earlier, Pad of Heaven, your family's Renzi is also growing up healthy and lively.

"Ahhh!!hhh Just when Renzi and Lanyuan Yanzhu were communicating cordially, Rentaro Satomi next to him suddenly let out a sad cry as if the other party gave birth to a child three months after marrying his goddess.

"What's wrong, Rentaro?" Lan Yuan Yanzhu looked at his partner with a worried expression.

"Limited time sale......" Satomi Rentaro seems to have married his goddess three months later, the other party gave birth to a child, and when he checked it, he found that it was actually his own brother, so he angrily questioned his father, and the father told himself, "Actually, your father, my name is Ze Yuezhi", the same bitter B man Dios, knelt down.

"Ah...... Oh yes. Lan Yuan Yeonzhu suddenly clapped his hands - for Satomi Rentaro, is it a matter of time sale? No, of course not, that's fate.

"I said......" Looking at Satomi Rentaro's figure that exuded a sad aura as if he had discovered that his goddess was actually a pseudo-girl, Wang raised his hand weakly and said, "If you don't mind, I'll invite you to dinner." ”

"Huh-" Satomi Rentaro raised his head in surprise, and then said with the same expression as if he had awakened the attribute of "Actually, cute (anal) boys are also good" and then snapped with his own goddess, "Is it really possible?" ”

"Yes!" Wang Dong nodded.

"Is it okay to bring another person?" Satomi Rentaro looked at Wang Dong with "Please" written on his left eye and "pleading" on his right eye.

"Yes, you can." Wang Dong didn't care about waving his hands, anyway, there was such a thing as money......

"Hooray!" Satomi Rentaro raised his hands in the air.

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Twenty-five minutes later.

In a high-end hotel.

"Oh Huo, are you just going to invite this stupid guy to dinner?" A girl in a black sailor suit with long black hair knocked on Erlang's leg and looked at Wang Dong curiously and asked.

"Well, I'm the policeman who wants to invite some idiot to dinner." Wang nodded quietly and said, "After all, he is also the first group of police officers I met when I came to Tokyo - just be a local." ”

"Tsk, if that's the case, you're choosing the wrong person." The girl shook her head with a regretful expression, and then pointed to the blank Satomi Rentaro next to her and said, "This guy is a poor ghost who even chooses to buy vegetables at a time-limited sale and buys a pack of bean sprouts for six yuan." ”

(To be continued.) )