On Monday, the whole day of classes was full and boring, but it also passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it was afternoon.

In the afternoon, it was the first computer elective class of the semester, and before the class bell rang, the classroom was full.

Zhang Xingxing couldn't help but wonder, logically speaking, there won't be so many people who take elective courses.

"Brother Yue, you don't seem to have taken this computer class, right?"

"yes, no. ”

"And what are you doing here?"

"Of course I'm here for the goddess. ”

"Dude, you're here for the computer teacher too?"

"Also?"

"Yes, so am I!"

Zhang Xingxing finally heard it, and the co-authorship was because the computer teacher was very beautiful, so it attracted a lot of people.

These otakus are really unproductive. I didn't have any credits and even came to class.

Bite!

The class bell rings.

The beautiful teacher walked in.

She was wearing a bright red cheongsam, her jet-black hair was coiled behind her back by a jade hairpin, and her quiet face had a pool of clear spring-like eyes and a small cherry mouth.

Under the pearl-like neck is a pair of tantalizing buds waiting to be picked. The round **** under the slender waist makes people's hearts ripple again and again, and it looks like the beautiful blue and white porcelain of Jingdezhen from a distance.

"Hello everyone, I am your computer teacher Ye Ting, and most of my classmates may be meeting me for the first time, so I will briefly introduce myself, hoping to become friends with you in the next semester......

Ye Ting strolled to the podium, and a pair of snow lotus-like ** emerged from the split trouser legs, and her voice was like a silver sparrow, making people's ears crispy and soft.

"This ...... This can't be a fairy descending to earth, right?" Zhang Xingxing's eyes straightened, and he smiled, "It would be great if I took computer classes every day, and it would be worth it without credits! No! Even if you don't have a graduation certificate, it's worth it!"

(The author fungus really wants to say, specially, who said that these otaku are really unproductive.) I didn't have any credits and even came to class. ）

In the past, Zhang Xingxing looked drowsy in class, but today, he seemed to be extraordinarily energetic, and even applauded vigorously with his classmates, and the slap was red, and he was completely unconscious.

Bite!

The phone in my pocket suddenly vibrate.

Zhang Xingxing reluctantly took out his mobile phone.

Marshal Tianpeng: @月老, it's the Qixi Festival in a few days, and I don't know how to come out and give out some red envelopes.

Lei Gong: Is there a red envelope? @电母, wife, there are red envelopes.

Electrical: Where are the red envelopes?

Wu Gang: Although I don't want to pick up the fat pig very much, but Yue Lao, you can send some good things out quickly, my clothes are rotten.

Clairvoyant: Seeing that Yue Lao was going to give out red envelopes, hurry up and set the bowl.

Shunfeng Ear: When I heard that Yue Lao was going to give out red envelopes, I hurriedly set the bowl.

God of Wealth: Yue Lao, it's finally your turn to send red envelopes.

Taishang Laojun: Hehe......

Erlang God: @月老, remember to send more red envelopes, the network speed is not very good.

Zhang Xingxing took out his mobile phone, and when he saw that he was about to send red envelopes in the chat group, he immediately became excited.

Xingxian: Erlang God is right, Yue Lao, remember to send a little more.

Marshal Canopy: +1 for a little more.

Lei Gong: +2 for a little more.

Electronizer: +3 a little more.

......

Queen Mother: +30 more.

Yue Lao: Ouch! The old man was just busy matching people with marriages, and now he noticed the group news.

Zhang Xingxing tugged at his mouth. The lying skills of these immortals are even worse than their own. Every time the Queen Mother spoke, she would run out in response.

Although he was not angry, Zhang Xingxing paid more attention to his mobile phone.

"Look at this kid, in Teacher Ye's class, he is still playing with his mobile phone. ”

"It's just, if you don't want to go to class, don't go to class!"

"Let's not compare ourselves with this kind of person, like him, we will never be liked by Mr. Ye. ”

"Brother Yue is right. ”

"Wouldn't we have one less competitor? ”

"Look, he's still grabbing red envelopes there, it's really hopeless. ”

"Don't pay attention to him, let's listen to the class carefully, and maybe we can answer Mr. Ye's questions later, so as to leave a good impression on Mr. Ye." ”

At this time, Zhang Xingxing was concentrating on grabbing the red envelope.

Bite!

"Congratulations on getting a peach blossom talisman. ”

"After using the Peach Blossom Charm, you can get a 10-minute Peach Blossom Luck within a radius of 100 meters. ”

At this time, the phone vibrated again.

Jirojin applies to add friends.

Zhang Xingxing didn't expect him to add his friends. Not long ago, the two of them tore apart.

It can't be a private tear, right?

So do I take it, or don't I take it?

That's a problem.

Take it.

How can a man be cowardly.

Erlang God: Xingxian, hello. Smiling emojis.

Zhang Xingxing was stunned for a moment, is it my delusion? How do you feel that Erlang God's tone doesn't seem to be right, and besides, the smiling expression? What the hell? When will Erlang God use such a gentle expression.

Xingxian: Hello, Erlang God. Smiling emojis.

Zhang Xingxing simply copied Erlangshen's words. The so-called what others do to you, you do to others, should be like this.

Erlang God: Xingxian, in fact, we don't know each other, but today you still helped me speak, which is interesting enough for me to grab a red envelope.

Zhang Xingxing said that his face was full of confusion. When did you speak for Erlang God?

Wait, just now in the group, it seems that there is a saying that Erlang God is right.

But that's because I also want red envelopes, if there are not enough red envelopes, with my own scumbag hand speed, how can I pass the gods dryly.

Xingxian: Erlang God, you're welcome, we don't have any hatred, do we?

Erlang God: Yes, yes, Xingxian! I think that not only is there no hatred between us, but we are more like friends, brothers! Why don't we worship as brothers, what do you think?

Zhang Xingxing said that his face was full of confusion again, this Erlang God is too jumpy.

Why are you going to be a brother with yourself in a while?

Xingxian: It's my honor to be able to worship Erlang God.

Erlang God: Okay! The eldest brother is above, please accept the younger brother's worship. Bow down expressions.

Xingxian: Second brother, good!

After the two became brothers, they seemed to have become much closer.

Erlang God: Big brother, you made me miserable that time.

Xingxian: What does the second brother mean?

It turned out that after Zhang Xingxing grabbed 10 gold ingots, Erlang God tore him up, and as a result, he was called by the queen mother to repair it.

As soon as the lesson was finished, Erlang God saw the Queen Mother, took out a small thing from the mobile phone and ate it, and then called Erlang God back and taught him a hard lesson.

and sternly warned Erlang God not to be unreasonable to Xingxian again.

Therefore, when Erlang God is in the group, he will become extremely afraid of the star immortals.

After listening to Erlang God's words, Zhang Xingxing snorted, he naturally knew what Erlang God said that the Queen Mother had eaten a small thing, what he was referring to.

It turns out that the role of candy is so big.

Erlang God: Well, I know that my eldest brother is in a barren land and should be very bored, so I have prepared some small things, hoping to relieve my eldest brother's boredom.

Red envelope!

Zhang Xingxing's eyes lit up, and he quickly clicked to receive it, for fear that he would be snatched away again.

Congratulations, you have obtained Dog Egg*1.

Dogs?

Ha?

What the heck?