Chapter 170: Grandson, you are so smart
Although the arm was cut off, the half palm was still stuck to Fang Fat's face, and he couldn't get it down. "Co*music*words*love*first*hair(http://www.klxsw.com
www.klxsw.com)' I pulled hard, and the pain made Fang Fat scream, and shouted: "No, no, no matter how hard you try, my face will have to be torn off!" ”
I reluctantly let go of my hand and said, "What should I do then?" Otherwise, you can hang it first, it won't affect your normal life anyway, and when it rots, it will naturally fall down! ”
Fang Fatzi couldn't open his mouth too much because of my words, and said vaguely: "No, wait for it to rot little by little on my face?" So what if even my face rots? ”
In the end, it was Old Man Yao who came up with a way - oil! We took a bottle of peanut oil and poured it on Fang Fatman's face for half an hour before taking off the monster's arm.
And in the process, Fang Fatzi was smoked with raw oil and vomited several times.
At this time, the bun in the driver's compartment poked his head over and said, "Brother Zhang, the fog has surrounded this sea area, and it can't be opened!" ”
I rushed to the window and looked out, but it was still foggy all around, and the visual distance was no more than ten meters. I said, "Buns, you open up again, take a look at the surrounding situation, be smart!" ”
Baozi continued to the heavenly boat, and in order to prevent accidents, I handed him a military thorn, and he could clearly see the scene of our fight against monsters through the glass just now, and also struck his fear without a trace, and held the military thorn tightly, and nodded heavily to me.
I returned to my seat, and Lu Ting asked, "What about the monster's corpse?" ”
Fang Fatzi touched the shiny half of his face and said, "I wonder what kind of seafood has not been discovered?" Do you want to cut some and try it? ”
I'm speechless, even if it's seafood, you dare to eat it like this? Looks like you were talking about people just now? Although it is definitely not human, there must be some kind of connection with people.
Lu Ting shouted: "Fatty, you are less disgusting, I think you should throw it back into the sea!" It's fishy enough now, if it is left out for a while, it will be fishy and smelly, and there will be no more people on the ship! ”
I nodded and said, "Alright then, fat man, come and help!" ”
Fang Fatzi and I carried the monster's corpse and threw it into the sea. The corpse of the monster rose and fell on the sea, gradually becoming a little lighter, and suddenly, I saw the corpse move, and then half of its body floated on the surface of the sea, pointing at our ship and shouting loudly.
We were all taken aback, I wiped it, what is this, the head is broken and not dead, and we are blamed for being in a hurry, we knew that we should be cut and thrown again, this monster is obviously beckoning to a companion, and after a while, countless figures appeared in the fog half in the water and half floating on the water, those figures at first seemed to be a distant scene in an ink painting, and in a blink of an eye, they were much closer.
I yelled at the pilot's cabin, "Buns, get out of the boat!" ”
Baozi was already speeding up at this time, and the Baozi yacht sped up and rushed into the fog in front of it, before rushing out, it was a big turn, and I, the fat man, Lu Ting, and Yao Lao Ghost fell on the boat together, I stood up with the pillar and asked, "Baozi, what's wrong?" ”
Baozi shouted: "A big steamer appeared in front of me, and it almost crashed!" ”
I pulled to the window and looked out, only to see a big white steamer appear on our side, our boat and the other party's boat, compared to the other's boat, like the difference between a 2.5 kilogram of mineral water and a large oil drum, looking at the English characters of the word jkg on the ship, I asked: "Tingting, do you know what that means?" ”
Lu Ting looked at it for a while and said, "Is it Joule's English abbreviation?" ”
At this time, Fang Fatzi also came over, glanced at it and exclaimed: "It's not good, Baozi, get out of here!" ”
I asked, "What's wrong?" ”
The fat man said: "JKG is an internationally notorious salvage company, they do sea salvage on the surface, but in fact they do everything, smuggling, drug trafficking, and even killing people and goods...... Before he notices us, get out of here! ”
As soon as the fat man finished speaking, the alarm sounded on the JKG, and more than a dozen Westerners in battle uniforms stood on the edge of the ship, wearing black gloves and holding a slight charge, already aiming at our ship.
Five tall white men held megaphones and shouted in English: "Warning, people on board, quickly turn off the fire and wait for our approach, otherwise we will shoot!" ”
I squatted on the ground and asked the fat man, "Do you think we can escape if we rush forward now?" ”
The fat man put his hands on his head and shook his head and said, "No way, we are less than five feet away from them now, as long as there is any movement, we will be beaten into a sieve!" ”
I asked, confused, "Now we haven't surrendered yet?" What are you doing with your hands on your head? ”
Fang Fatzi retracted his hand and said, "I'm preparing for surrender!" ”
Baozi turned around at this time and asked, "Brother Zhang, what should I do?" ”
I waved my hand and said, "Stop, but don't turn off the fire!" At the same time, he pulled Lu Ting and the fat man closer to the driver's cabin.
Seeing that we stopped, the tense atmosphere on the JKG eased a little, and someone began to inflate the assault boat. More than a dozen micro-punches, still aimed at our boat.
I said to everyone: "Stay as long as possible, drag until those monsters chase after you, and when the scene is chaotic, Baozi will take the opportunity to drive the boat and rush out!" ”
Seeing the indifferent look on my face, Baozi felt a lot more relieved, nodded and said okay.
We all waited quietly.
In a few moments, the assault boat on the JKG was flushed, the water was lowered, and four white men with weapons in their hands jumped on the assault boat and headed for us.
One of them opened the door with a gun, pointed at us and shouted, "Head in both hands, head in both hands!" ”
We did as we were told, clasping our hands over our heads, and several white men walked in one by one, and the last white man who came in smiled and made a qiēok gesture towards the JKG.
One of the guys, who looked to be the captain, searched us one by one and asked, "What are you guys doing?" ”
I waved my hand and replied in Chinese, "Your uncle! ”
The man's brow furrowed, and he looked at the younger brothers behind him, and the younger brothers all shook their heads.
The captain asked again in English, "Why are you here?" ”
I replied haphazardly.
The man pushed me away, entangled the fat man and asked the same question, the fat man's answer was similar to mine, and it was the same when he asked Lu Ting again. The captain looked at us with a frown, and said two ** words: "North-Beijing?" ”
I nodded happily and said, "Grandson, you are so smart! ”
Seeing me nodding, the captain knew that he had guessed correctly, and shouted to JKG: "There are four Chinese hillbillies here, and the language is not understood, please ask Lord Lucy to send a translator!" ”