Chapter 1130: Do You Like My Sexy Route?
"Mr. Xiaodong, I, I ......"
Molia took two steps forward excitedly, staring at him, her blue eyes flashing with an incomprehensible light.
Her speech was a little incoherent, her mood was a little confused, and she didn't know whether to apologize to him or thank him first, because he had driven out the vicious mafia and saved her and her companions.
Just when she hesitated, Bruce, Lewis, Polly and several other guys had already crossed her in unison and came to Li Xiaodong with an embarrassed and humble smile.
"Oh, Mr. Xiaodong, you are really eye-catching! The scene you just beat the grizzly bear opened our eyes, I guess, you must be a strong, hidden, and calm, benevolent, extraordinary classical kung fu master, as we have seen on TV, you are even better than the monks in the temples, and your demeanor really impresses me. ”
Lewis is a clever ghost who can speak well and is very good at showing off his mouth, he is very shrewd, he knows that he was the only one who had the most unbearable attitude towards Li Xiaodong before, almost extremely ridiculous, so he is now smiling the most humble, hoping to use his fanciful boasting skills to please Li Xiaodong, let him dissipate his resentment, and don't hold grudges against him.
After Lewis finished speaking, Li Xiaodong had not yet spoken, and Polly had already impatiently picked up Lewis and came to Li Xiaodong with an excited and serious expression.
Suddenly, he slammed his fists awkwardly to his chest, and then fell to his knees, as if a pious disciple had made a solemn discipleship when he saw his beloved master.
Molia and the others were all shocked, not knowing what the Polly brothers were up to.
Li Xiaodong was also taken aback, and didn't understand whether the black brother suddenly knelt down with a bang, was it convulsive?
Polly looked up at Li Xiaodong and said: "Mr. Xiaodong, I want to ask you to be my master, I hope you can teach me the mysterious oriental kung fu, I imagine you, in the face of the brutal grizzly bear and many fierce mafia, show a calm and good temperament, and can use strong kung fu strength to easily defeat them." ”
Hearing this, Li Xiaodong already understood.
Maybe this black brother is a kung fu fan, maybe he has watched a lot of martial arts movies made in China, and he has seen the scene of apprenticeship in martial arts films, he suddenly knelt down to the ground like this, and coaxed his hands to his chest, he should have learned the routine of martial arts films and wanted to worship himself as a teacher.
Li Xiaodong had a little headache with him, helped him up with both hands and said: "Brother Polly, don't do this, in other words, this apprenticeship is not to say worship, it has a complex and cumbersome set of processes......"
Li Xiaodong didn't want to explain to him in detail what kind of learning and art principles such as "choosing apprentices for three years and visiting teachers for seven years" casually began to fool him, in short, he wanted to dispel his enigmatic enthusiasm for apprenticeship.
After being fooled for a while, Polly tilted his eyebrows, always with a half-incomprehensible expression.
He said confusedly: "My beloved master, I probably understand, what you said should be a test, and if the master wants to know whether he can accept this disciple, he needs to go through some kind of standard inspection." ”
He hugged his fists again and said: "I have seen the little monks of Shaolin Temple apprenticeship on TV, they first have to sweep the floor, carry water, obey any instructions of the old monk, and respectfully do anything for the old monk, and finally, the old monk will accept the little monk as an apprentice and teach him an unparalleled Shaolin kung fu." ”
He pouted again, solemnly kowtowed, and said: "My beloved master, please believe Polly, from today onwards, Polly will unconditionally obey your instructions and do anything for you religiously, and Polly will pass your investigation and become your apprentice." ”
......Seeing that he was so persistent, Li Xiaodong's head hurt even more, and he was entangled by a Dutch black man who was several years older than himself.
He thought about it, so he had to continue to flicker.
He straightened his demeanor and coughed lightly: "Then you get up first, I will first explain that the time to inspect you will not be very short, at least a few months, or even a year, and if you are indeed qualified, I will consider taking you as an apprentice." ”
In fact, Li Xiaodong thinks so, let alone a year, even if it is a month or two, he estimates that he will not stay here for so long, as long as he finishes what he needs to do, he will fly back to his motherland immediately, then this black brother can't find him even if he wants to apprentice, he can't see out of sight and don't worry about it.
A very simple strategy: this is "dragging".
When Polly heard this, he immediately stood up with joy, bowed again and again, and said, "Yes, yes, my beloved master!"
Li Xiaodong was still serious and said, "Slow, you can't call me master yet, because I haven't accepted you as an apprentice yet, and I can't mess with the rules." ”
When Polly heard this, he became calm and dignified again, and he bowed slowly and said, "Yes, Polly understands, my dear Mr. Xiaodong, if you will allow me, to imagine a loyal servant, who often follows him. ”
Li Xiaodong nodded lightly and said, "Okay, but you have to be flexible, especially in front of your friends, such as in front of Miss Moria, don't be so rigid, try to avoid some superfluous etiquette, and be like two normal young people, do you understand?"
Polly thought hard about it, and only said after a long time: " I understand what you mean, you don't want other people to think that the two of us are too unconventional together, but my dear Mr. Xiaodong, I think the necessary respect must be upheld, if you don't mind, in the absence of outsiders, you will treat me as a pious servant, and in the presence of other outsiders, we two young people are like brothers and brothers, you are a respectable big brother, and I am an admirable little brother, do you think such a relationship is appropriate?"
Li Xiaodong was speechless for a long time after hearing this, so he had to nod and say, "Okay, little brother Polly." ”
"Hehe, big brother, my beloved big brother, I'm so happy, today is the happiest and most glorious day in the life of black Polly......" Polly smiled brightly, and wanted to kneel down again and kowtow a few more times.
Molia saw it in her eyes, and her heart was full of surprise: Oh! It's so strange, a black man, a yellow race, the relationship between men and men, is always so wonderful.
(End of chapter)