Chapter 239 - I'll mess with you in the future
Lu Qinghou thought for a moment, and then sneakily looked around to see if there were other players eavesdropping. When he confirmed that there was indeed no one around, and only him and Yi Ling were present, he spoke:
"General Wingwolf...... Let me be honest with you, I don't know the secret of this martial arts story, in fact, I know that there are many, many powerful things on the martial arts story. As for those things, I don't know what they are......"
Yi Ling: "Me! #¥%……”
After listening to what Lu Qinghou said, Yi Ling really wanted to kick him down! Nima, what the hell is this!
"You don't even know what that secret is, you tell me that as long as I make your Fumei's personality change to the original shape, tell me what the secret of the martial arts biography is...... Aren't you cheating people?! ”
"Huh...... These are all small things I've done......" Lu Qinghou scratched his head and said with some embarrassment.
"What did you say?!" At this moment, Yi Ling even suspected that something was wrong with his ears......
"Eh, I said that this is the most wrong thing I have ever done in my life, and I lied to you, General Winged Wolf, ......"
Yi Ling: "......"
He's wonderful, he's wonderful!
Yi Ling kept chanting this sentence in his heart, he never thought that the secret of this martial arts was like this!
Yi Ling didn't ask any more, but Lu Qinghou had a question to ask Yi Ling......
"Uh...... That, I said General Wingwolf...... I just heard you talk about how to make money, I wonder if you can tell me?! ”
No way! You're so embarrassed!
"That's right, I said it, I'm talking about you telling me the secret about Wulin Gaiden, and I'll tell you a way to make money. But what did you tell me...... Is that a secret?! ”
"Then let me tell you where Wulin Gaiden is now, can you tell me the way to make money?!"
Where is Wulin Gaiden now?!
There are many, many powerful things on Wulin Gaiden......
"Do you know where it is?" Yi Ling asked with some curiosity and some confusion. Since Lu Qinghou knew where this martial arts legend was, why didn't he bring it over?!
"I know, but my strength is not enough, I don't dare to take it, for fear of being killed......"
“……”
"The Wulin Gaiden disappeared a long time ago, and then I heard a person tell me that he knew where the Wulin Gaiden was, saying that it was in a place called the Doomsday Forest. I've been to the Forest of Doom, and I went there to get the martial arts pass back to see what the good things in it were, whether they were worth it, and whether they could be sold...... Oh no! I just want to get it back and keep it safe...... But there's a really powerful woman in the Forest of Doom, and she's okay, but she's so powerful, if I hadn't run fast, I'd almost be killed by her that time! ”
Well?! Forest of Doom?!
There's a woman, very powerful, okay?! That can't be a summoner, right!? Summoning that thing is still long, okay?! I'm the next Olympics! Yi Ling was almost vomited by Lu Qinghou's words, when he thought of Zhao Lu's head with no hair, his face was pitted like a wall after being swept by a bullet, his complexion was darker than that of an African wild boar, skinny, and a 'strange woman' with a height of two meters......
Wait a minute......
Forest of Doom......
Wulin Gaiden......
Endless darkness, flickering strange books, poison all over the sky, strange beasts like hair. The forest of doom, the golden phoenix, the sea of fire is churning, and the lives are devastated......
Could it be that the martial arts biography is the strange book in the sixteen-character riddle that Ni Ma told him?!
Strange books flicker...... It should be the martial arts biography......
There is one thing that Yi Ling needs to confirm now.
"You wait here for me for 1 minute, I'll be right there!" After speaking, Yi Ling immediately went offline, turned on the computer at a super fast speed, downloaded a few photos of Sister Feng from the Internet, and then downloaded a few photos of Fan Xiaoice and printed them and stored them in the box. After going online, Lu Qinghou was still standing in place, and as soon as he saw Yi Ling appear in front of him again, he immediately pounced on him and said, "Hehehehe!" General Winged Wolf, can you tell me that way to make money?! ”
Yi Ling laboriously pushed away the scum that was enough to disgust everyone, directly ignored what he said, summoned the Zhen Qi Box, and took out a photo of Sister Feng from inside......
As soon as Sister Feng's photo was taken out, Lu Qinghou was attracted by the photo, and his eyes couldn't leave for a long time.
"Is this woman pretty......" Yi Ling asked a question that made him want to vomit......
The woman in the photo has yellow skin, indescribable weird and strange eyebrows, a short and flat nose, a sausage-like mouth, and exaggerated super buckteeth......
I'm Nima......
"General Winged Wolf, who is this girl, she looks pretty good. Did you introduce her to me?! When he spoke, Lu Qinghou never took his eyes off Sister Feng's photo, as if Sister Feng was the woman he had to wait for all his life!!
Yi Ling: "Me! #¥%……”
A photo illustrates a problem: there is a problem with Lu Qinghou's aesthetics...... Greatly problematic...... Sister Lian Feng...... He's got it!
Yi Ling stuffed the photo of Sister Feng in his hand and several other photos of Sister Feng in the box into Lu Qinghou's hand, and said, "She already has a home...... I'll give you this thing as a souvenir......"
"Huh?! How so...... In vain, I look like a talented person...... The ...... that the Son once said"
"I'll go!"
“……”
The few photos of Fan Xiaoice in his hand, Yi Ling didn't want to show them to Lu Qinghou anymore...... Because after being seen by Lu Qinghou, it will only be a blasphemy against a normal beauty......
"Do you really want to know about making money?!" Seeing that Lu Qinghou was still staring intently at the photo of Sister Feng in his hand, Yi Ling really wanted to kick him. But soon, he came up with a very powerful idea, not only to make Lu Qinghou follow him, thinking that he could make a lot of money, but also make a lot of money!
Hearing the word "making money" again, Lu Qinghou directly threw the photo away and said, "General Winged Wolf, I swear to you with my aesthetics, I will never lie to you again in the future!" So, you have to tell me how to make money! ”
Take your aesthetic?! I'll fuck you! Sister Feng, you said that you look very good-looking, but you still have aesthetics!?
"Ahem, I don't have to swear anything...... As long as you do what I say, I guarantee you will make money! ”
"Okay, General Wingwolf, you say, I'll do absolutely everything!" Lu Qinghou swore that he made a promise, although his guarantee was useless, Yi Ling still believed him......
"From now on, the Tongfu Inn will be closed and nothing will be sold. In the next month, I will make peach blossom wine with all my might, and I will do as much as I can. Then next month, I will leave you a store about twice the size of this Tongfu Inn in the largest city in mainland China, and you can go there and sell peach blossom wine at a high price! I can guarantee you...... In short supply! If you can make 100,000 gold a day now, I guarantee you'll make at least 300,000 gold a day when you get there! ”
"Triple times?!" Hearing this, Lu Qinghou's eyes seemed to turn into two golden coins, "Okay, I'll close the business immediately!" ”
"But you have to pay attention, when you get there, the store will give you free of charge, and you won't have to pay anything. But for every peach blossom wine you sell, you have to give me 50 gold coins. The price of peach blossom wine, I will set it for you. ”
"50 gold coins?! How is this possible, then what money do I make?! That's a loss of money! ”
"I'm the next Olympian! Are you listening to me, I won't let you suffer! In the future, I can also guarantee that the price of each peach blossom wine will be at least 500 gold coins! If you give me 50 gold coins, you can also earn 450 gold coins a copy, isn't it more than you can earn here?! Moreover, I am talking about at least 500 gold coins per copy......"
Lu Qinghou was silent for a while, and then said, "You must take your aesthetic guarantee!" Otherwise, I won't do it! ”
Yi Ling is confident that there is nothing wrong with her aesthetics, at least she will not see Sister Feng as a good-looking girl......
"I swear by my aesthetics, I will definitely make you money!"
After getting the answer he wanted, Lu Qinghou seemed to be relieved and said, "Then I will mess with you in the future......