"Huh?"

What does Yan Ruofei mean by this?

She said this to give me the feeling that she knew everything that was happening to me.

"Come on, I'll just say it, I called you just now, and I asked you for a long time, but you didn't pay attention to me at all, it seems that you have been talking to others, it sounds like ...... Seems like you're communicating with that female ghost? ”

Yan Ruofei was like a curious baby, constantly asking me about what happened before.

Only then did I understand that the previous phone call was from Yan Ruofei, but the place I was in at the time was a mountainous area, the signal was not good, and I couldn't hear what she was talking about.

At the same time, Yan Ruofei can hear me, but because Mao Xiaoxiao is making trouble, I don't know anything about Yan Ruofei calling me, if I know, why do I need to make any strange moves, ask Yan Ruofei to sell Yan Longbow cute, then the crisis will be resolved?

Creation makes people, creation makes people!

But I want to think about it, but there is still a critical moment, and I am the only reliable thought, after all, it is better to rely on myself than to rely on heaven and earth.

It just so happened that I also wanted to show off my first solo mission, so I told what happened just now, adding fuel and vinegar to it, and said that it was a crazy and earth-shattering crying ghost, and finally ended with a wonderful ending, telling Yan Ruofei that I was fine, so that she didn't have to worry, and when I came back, I was inviting her to eat.

"Wow......" Yan Ruofei originally had a few strings less in his brain, which was very confusing, and when he heard me say this, he said to me in a very worshipful tone, "You have only been worshipping under my master for a few days, and you can go and catch ghosts alone, it's really amazing, could it be that the master gave you some earth-shattering tricks, let me hear it." ”

As soon as I found someone to talk to, I immediately poured bitterness, and in the end I had reached the level of a handful of snot and tears.

"Silly boy, you have been pitted, your Taoist package, there is a fixed name in the master, what is it called, the old customer development of the lower limit of the delivery package, which means that as long as you can introduce a person to apprentice, whether it is successful or not, it will be sent for free, you come to apprentice like this, give you this package, it is indeed a loss, I remember that there will be a primary peach wood sword inside, and there are three random spells, that level of peach wood sword is generally sent when you see people, it can't be worth anything, and it really fights, You can't even kill the rations, generally speaking, after paying the registration fee, the three spells sent should be very powerful, presumably you are the one who relied on it to kill the ghost......"

The corners of my mouth twitched, I was very helpless, and said dejectedly: "Sister Yan, you teach me how to use three soul-conjuring spells to deal with that powerful ghost, and it is still a midnight comb of hair, square corners, please eat food for ghosts." ”

Yan Ruofei snorted and laughed: "Your luck is really not bad, it is difficult for Master to find such a good deception, people who came to learn from the master in the past are very shrewd, and they want to squeeze some oil and water from the master all the time, how did it get to you, you will become the person who was slaughtered, this is obviously to slaughter you as an idiot, the way to comb your hair at midnight is not so simple, you have to prepare a dresser, a wooden comb, etc., anyway, there are a lot of things, just like those spiritualist methods on TV, It's a ghost that attracts the immediate aftermath, but you don't need to attract the soul, I won't talk about the last two, these things that can be found on the Internet, why are you stupid enough to buy them with a million, laugh at me......"

Although I knew that there would be this result before, these words came out of Yan Ruofei's mouth, and my heart was undoubtedly hit extremely powerfully.

I swallowed, my face tightened ugly, and then asked, "What if you say ...... How much would these things be worth if you were to buy them? ”

"Didn't I tell you, one or two hundred yuan is fine, and you can get it without money, how can there be fools who take money to buy it?"

Yan Ruofei smiled as she spoke, laughing very heartlessly.

Damn, I'm that idiot......

Yan Ruofei's words, in my heart, are undoubtedly stabbed countless times one after another, according to Yan Ruofei's words, these things I got are not as good as that percentage of interest, my heart is undoubtedly broken.

I said this incoherently, Yan Ruofei heard what I said now with a crying tone, and hurriedly comforted me: "You have to go, don't cry, I'm afraid of you, okay, I'll steal some Taoism from the master in the future, when you pay the money, you don't come to ask me, before you leave, I asked you to go with me to the master, you still make that kind of Lao Tzu the first in the world, bah, you should buy yourself a lesson, but don't cry first, just because of a few dollars, just cry, don't be ashamed." ”

Listening to her words, I cried even more, completely crying at the top of my throat: "You think it's a hundred yuan, but I'm working hard to cheat it...... Earned, a whole million. ”

Damn, it's so dangerous, I almost showed my stuffing, the time I collected the body before, Yan Ruofei only knew that I earned a few hundred yuan, if she knew that I had earned so much, she wouldn't have to ......

Just thinking about it scared me so much that I didn't dare to cry all of a sudden.

Yan Ruofei saw that I calmed down, and continued: "At least you have a benefit, as long as the master is your master for a day, he will observe you at any time, after all, he has earned so much money from you, and his heart is also empty, then after you are busy with this matter, go back to Xiaoshan Pass once, and ask him more, those questions about Taoism and some experience, as long as you worship the master, the master will teach, otherwise if you die if you are not good at learning the arts, who will collect the corpse for you, and you don't need money to collect the corpse, he is reluctant to pay a penny more." ”

I think about it, while there are still a few days of vacation, I have to go back and squeeze the swallow longbow, otherwise I will really suffer a big loss.

I was about to hang up the phone, and I suddenly remembered a question, that is, what is this ghost essence, which can not only make the ghost active, but also heal, it must be a good baby, so I opened my mouth to Yan Ruofei: "Xiaofei, do you know what the ghost essence is?" ”

"Yes." Yan Ruofei's tone was very strange, "Why do you want to ask this question." ”

"I just want to know why the ghost essence has such a good healing effect after taking it before, after all, I am a medical student, of course I am curious about these things."

"Ahem...... By the time you know, you won't be so curious. ”

"Oh, you can say it quickly."

"It's the menstrual blood of the ghost, what is there to say."

"Essence blood?! That won't hurt Wang Di. ”

I was worried all of a sudden, but Yan Ruofei said the next sentence and completely knocked me to the bottom.

"I always have to come for a few days every month, what hurts and doesn't hurt, I hate talking to people who don't understand science, and hang up."

What the?!

What I ate, the ghost essence I applied to my face, was actually Wang Di's aunt?!

I ate Wang Di's aunt?!

Holy......