Life is more thrilling, but more of it is dull. Maybe it was because Jiang Mei's method was good, or maybe it was because everything had already been taken care of on the road, and I arrived in Shanghai safely.

Coming to Shanghai is equivalent to safety.

In order not to make Yuanmen suspicious, after sending me to Shanghai. Jiang Jun immediately drove back again. I asked him if he could handle it mentally, and he reassured me and said it was okay.

When they came to Li Tangtang's rented house, people were already waiting here. I asked Cao Xiaoxiao to help take care of Dongfang Youyu, and she agreed without saying a word. Although Dongfang Youyu is not in good spirits now, he listened to me very much and went to the room with Cao Xiaoxiao obediently. And Li Tangtang put his arm around my shoulder, he glanced at my wrist, and sighed lightly: "You really can't come back this time." "More than one acre of talents.

"Master, let's stop saying those useless words for now......" I said anxiously. Are you ready for that god's left hand? ”

Li Tangtang nodded and said, "Of course you're ready, come with me." ”

He turned and walked towards the innermost hut in the compound. The hut was specially used to build Taoist weapons for Li Tang Dynasty on weekdays, but after I came in, I was immediately stunned.

I saw that in this hut, there were six corpses lying there. I don't know where Li Tangtang got it. I looked closely, and these were indeed people I didn't know.

I wondered, "Master, what's going on?" ”

"These are ......all materials," Li Tang explained, "you can't let me be like a scientist and invent a hand similar to a machine for you, right?" The hand here, say which one you like, I'll cut it off for you directly. Don't worry if you can catch it, I'm very capable. ”

I whispered, "Master, didn't we speak very well before?" It's the so-called left hand of God that can make a woman ...... me That one...... Confused and obsessed with things like that. If you want me to touch my woman with someone else's hand, aren't you putting yourself in a big green hat? ”

Li Tangtang nodded and smiled: "I knew you had this idea." Don't worry, I'm kidding you, these corpses have other uses. I've got this left hand of the gods for you, look! ”

He suddenly opened the drawer of the table next to him, and there was a small wooden box inside. Li Tang Dynasty cautiously opened the small wooden box, and when I saw the contents inside, my mouth suddenly opened wide in shock.

It's not a hand at all!

This is the one! It's clearly that one! Something that every man has, but it can't be true at the end of the day. It seems to be made of something else. Maybe it's rubber, I feel like it's rubber, and then I suddenly saw a label on it, and I looked closer in confusion, and the words on it made me want to curse every minute.

"New Women's Vibration Rotation ...... The price is 200 yuan. ”

I swallowed my saliva, looked at Li Tangchao, gritted my teeth and said, "Master, this is the left hand of the god you are talking about?" This is the left hand of the gods that can fascinate women? You're going to put this thing on my wrist? ”

It's true that this thing can make girls confused, but if Li Tangtang wants to put one in my hand, then I absolutely disagree.

What if I go out to eat in the future?

Holding chopsticks in one hand and holding a bowl with this thing in the other!?

"Look at you stupid boy...... Li Tang Dynasty said with a smile, "How could I really put this thing in your hands, the reason why I need this." It's for rubber. Okay, you sit in your chair, and I'll help you build it. ”

I nodded quickly and sat down on the chair next to the table. At this time, Li Tang Tang closed the door of the room, and then poured a bottle of golden liquid on my arm. I asked what it was, and Li Tang Dynasty said that it was a liquid after the Yang Qi Pill melted, which could attract Yin Qi closer.

Suddenly, the golden liquid inexplicably took the form of a hand in the air. At this time, Li Tang Tang put the rubber thing on my wrist. The palm of the golden liquid could drag the rubber and melt the thing at the same time. Slowly, the rubber has the appearance of an arm, which is very magical, and the warm touch to the palm is very comfortable.

I wondered, "Master, will this thing really be usable then?" After all, it's rubber, not human flesh and blood. ”

Li Tang Dynasty smiled: "Of course you can, this is the wonderful use of the left hand of the gods." You'll find out in a moment, don't worry, wait for this thing to be fully formed before you start. ”

I nodded, seeing that it should take some time, I said all the questions I wanted to ask Li Tangtang during this time: "Master, I met a young man named Yun Mozi in the north, have you heard of it?" ”

"I've heard of ......," Li Tangtang nodded, "The Northern Sky Shaking Tiger is also a genius. My friend told me that he was a stupid boy, but that's a good thing. Only when you are stupid and pure can you study and learn Taoism with one mind. If this is a normal person and is harassed by seven emotions and six desires all day long, I am afraid that it will not reach such a state. ”

I wondered, "Do you know his master?" His master seems to have a big enmity with you, and he wants to kill you. ”

"Oh? I don't know, Yun Mozi's master has always been very secretive, don't you know who it is? Li Tang Tang asked.

I hurriedly said, "It's a middle-aged woman, called Aunt Liang." ”

"It's her!"

Li Tangtang frowned, concentrating on helping me with my arm, I asked curiously who Aunt Liang was, Li Tangtang sighed and said, "The four masters in this world, you know, right?" ”

I subconsciously said: "Of course I know, Buddhism has Li Azhu in the south and Zhang Huaxu in the north; Taoism has Huahong in the south, Chen Dingmao in the north, and it is clearly written on the Daoyun list. ”

"This good aunt, the name is good aunt. At the beginning, he was an entourage of Zhang Huaxu, and of course he was also a fierce general......" Li Tang Tang explained, "Who is Zhang Huaxu?" Although it is said that it is four titans, Zhang Huaxu's status is unshakable. Li Azhu was old when he was old, and Mr. Hua disappeared inexplicably, leaving only Zhang Huaxu and Chen Dingmao, who were fighting for the world. Aunt Liang has been following Zhang Huaxu since she entered Buddhism, and she has a very high spirit, thinking that she is very capable, but she suffered a loss in my hands at the beginning. ”

"Oh?"

I was amazed and said in disbelief, "How can she still suffer under you?" Master, I've seen it, Yun Mozi's Taoism is simply heaven and earth compared to me. What kind of apprentice has what kind of master, how can you compare with her? ”

Li Tang Dynasty's old face turned red, and he roared in a low voice: "Presumptuous, your master specializes in Taoist weapons, and the Taoist technique is naturally not profound." I'm not talking about the one who suffered a loss, it's just that we were young back then, and she was also very good-looking. At that time, Mr. Hua and Zhang Huaxu met, and we stayed overnight at Zhang Huaxu's. I also said before that Aunt Liang was very good-looking when she was young, so I couldn't help but peek at her taking a bath, which is always right? ”

I was stunned, then nodded and said, "Yes, my fair lady and gentleman are so good, when Jiang Xue is taking a bath, I often want to peek, and I know her because of peeking in the bath." ”

"Yes, but who knew that Aunt Liang was ......stingy," Li Tang Tang said scoldingly, "At that time, she found me, and she was chasing me into the house and yelling at me all night." People came out to see what was going on, and I lost face, and I said that she was a student of Buddhism, how could she be so stingy. She said that she had this temper and that living according to her heart was the truth of Buddhism. At that time, there were more and more people, and I was afraid that it would be a big problem, so I dragged her into the room to talk. ”

I nodded and said, "It's good, it's not easy to end if it's a big fuss." In fact, an apology can be reconciled, and it is estimated that Aunt Naliang is the tip of the horns. ”

"......That's right," Li Tangtang sighed, "but I was young and vigorous at that time, and I was inevitably arrogant." I couldn't think about it for a while, so I went around claiming that she was covered in rotten pus. I regretted it at the time, but we haven't seen each other since. A month later, I received a letter from her, saying that she was no longer a Buddhist disciple, but a cultivator, because she wanted to cut off my head. ”

I was speechless, this ...... It's that Li Tang Dynasty is too much. But I didn't believe it all, because I knew that Li Tang Dynasty liked to lie, and he could only believe one-tenth of things, and there must be a lot of truth to be hidden.

Li Tang Tang patiently helped me get my hands, and he muttered, "Now...... Get ready to receive God's left hand. ”