989 Since ancient times, red and white have fallen off, and black, white, blue and white are pure

The ancients had a cloud that they would rather tear down ten bridges than a temple, and would rather destroy ten temples than a marriage.

Hearing Marisa say that she was the man who slept with her, Lin Luo thought that she was here to demolish the temple and destroy the bridge, to put it bluntly, she deliberately made trouble for herself and destroyed the harmonious and friendly relationship between herself and Reimu. But when he heard her last sentence, Lin Luo finally remembered...... That's right, I did sleep with Marisa once, not only Marisa, but also Reimu, hugging left and right.

In order to commemorate that beautiful night, he also wrote a poem: black and white are precious, red and white are more expensive, if it is a double flight, both can be thrown away...... Classic, classic! Ah, that seems off topic.

In short, Marisa is telling the truth, but the question is ...... That night, the three of them were all drunk by the drunkard of Cuixiang, and they didn't do anything except cuddle and sleep together all night!

It's rare for him to be a beast, how can he become a beast in Marisa's eyes? Does she think that sperm will fly automatically? That's too pure, isn't it?

Lin Luo burst into tears.

At the same time, Reimu also turned his face away, not knowing what expression to face.

"What's wrong? Am I wrong? I was embarrassed to say it before, but now that I have said it, Marisa is not so entangled, and seeing that the expressions of the two of them are different from what she expected, she can't help but frown and say.

"That, how can I say it......" Lin Luo scratched his head, Rao is his IQ is more than two hundred and five, and at this time, he also has a bit of a fly facing a seamless egg, and he has nowhere to put his mouth, "Why do you think that you will get pregnant like that?" And it's been several years, and it's long past the deadline for pregnancy in October. ”

"For a reason, of course." Marisa reached into her arms, Lin Luo thought she was going to pull out a gun and shoot herself in the head to vent her anger, but it turned out that she took out a book and handed it over, "Look at this! ”

Lin Luo stretched out his hand to take it, only to see seven big characters written on the cover: Nezha naughty three thousand questions.

Lin Luo immediately had a feeling of five thunderbolts, but when he saw the author's signature in the lower right corner, he was calm, because the author was ...... Pacurino Regitte.

Marisa clasped her hands and said seriously, "Although it is common sense for women to conceive in October......

The five words of women's common sense coming out of your mouth really make people feel ridiculous.

Lin Luo secretly complained in his heart, and Marisa continued, "But the world is so big that there are some exceptions, such as Nezha's mother, who was pregnant for three years before giving birth to Nezha, so it can be seen that this pregnancy also has an incubation period...... Reimu was lucky enough to be born in less than a year, but that doesn't rule out the possibility that I'm three years pregnant! ”

“……”

“……”

Hearing her words, Lin Luo and Lingmeng looked at each other, speechless.

After a moment, Reimu finally came back to her senses and tilted her head with an embarrassed expression, "That's ...... I think Marisa has a point, and that's why I actually gave birth to Stygian. ”

Hey, don't pick up the knots you dropped on the ground!

Obviously, Reimu didn't want too many people to know that she had been snapped, and since Marisa had such a god theory, she might as well climb up the pole and hide the truth well.

Lin Luo sighed secretly, forget it, since you don't want to be a festival, then I'll throw it away.

"Marisa, what about this...... Well, it's force majeure all the time, so don't worry about it, just live a good life. Lin Luo patted Marisa on the shoulder, the hero's magic skill 'force majeure' in countless harem anime, he also used it easily.

Marisa was a little more shy, three points annoyed, "How can you not care!" I thought it would be nothing, but what if I got pregnant? Now, do you think it's possible to get pregnant? ”

"Well, I think so......" Lin Luo thought seriously for a moment with his chin down, and then said with a sad face, "Although the probability is very small, it can't be ruled out." ”

"yes, that's why I'm bothered." Marisa sat down and said dejectedly, "Although it is not annoying to have a cute child like Stykamu, I really can't be a shameless single mother like Reimu, and this matter is not easy to discuss with outsiders......"

"Hey, are you taunting?!" Reimu immediately pulled down her face.

Marisa didn't hear it, and was there talking to herself.

"Now, what are you all doing? It seems to be very lively. Just as Marisa was talking to herself, Lin Luo and Reimu were relatively speechless, and Stygian was obediently eating breakfast, a sweet and soft voice suddenly came from outside.

Everyone turned around in reverse, only to see a girl wearing a blue and white witch costume and long green hair standing at the entrance of the shrine - Sanae of Dongdong Valley.

"It's Sanae."

"It turned out to be Sanae."

Reimu and Marisa's enthusiasm was obviously not very high, and they just glanced at it and turned their heads.

The corners of Sanae's eyes twitched suddenly, "That tone full of disappointment...... What are you two trying to do? I'm too cold to my friend! ”

"Ah, it's Sanae's mother!" As soon as she finished speaking, Yumu ran over excitedly, threw herself into Sanae's arms, and lay on her chest and rubbed her face.

"Oh, little Eimu is really, they all said don't call me mom anymore, let's not say I'm embarrassed to listen to it, Reimu will be unhappy." Saemiao held the head of the girl in her arms, although she said so, but the bright smile on her face burst out the joy in her heart without reservation.

"But people like Sanae's mother so much, it's soft and fragrant, and the food is delicious."

"Yes, yes, that's the case, hehe, in fact, I'm just a little faster than Reimeng, it's not a big deal."

Lin Luo was also embarrassed when he heard this, Sanae, this guy, really didn't miss the opportunity to compete with Reimu at all, Stygian Dream was so sticky to her, and her vanity was also greatly satisfied.

But then again, looks aside, whether it's attitude or the atmosphere in which they get along, Sanae is more like a mother than Reimu, and if someone who doesn't know the inside story sees Sanae and Yumu hugging each other like this, most of them will think that she is Yume's biological mother...... Sure enough, she is worthy of being a miracle witch known as a wife.

Wait a minute!

Since Eimu calls Sanae her mother, what should she call her?

Lin Luo began to think about it.

On the other side, after putting down the nightmare that hung on her like a koala, Sanae took a few steps forward, looked at Lin Luo and smiled slightly, and said generously: "It's been a long time, it's a pleasure to see you again." ”

"You don't seem surprised at all, do you?" Lin Luo was a little strange, before, whether it was Reimu or Marisa, they were a little surprised to see him, but Sanae's attitude at the moment was unusually calm.

Is it because Sanae doesn't have a warm relationship with herself?

Sanae smiled calmly, "Because I have a sacrifice every morning, the gods told me that I would meet an unexpected person today, and if I want to say surprised, I have been surprised before." ”

"I see." Lin Luo nodded, took a few steps forward, and stretched out his hand, "Then please let me say a word, it's a pleasure to see you again...... Sanae mother. ”

Sanae's hand that had just stretched out was directly retracted by Lin Luo's "Sanae Mother", and she yelled with a red face, "Don't scream, it will cause misunderstanding!" ”

"That's right. So...... Aunt Sanae. ”

"What kind of fuss is that look like that Obasan? Doesn't it make me angry! Sanae was furious.

Lin Luo's face was full of apologies, "I'm sorry, I was wrong, Sanae-chan." ”

"Don't add sauce! Really, just call me the way I used to. ”

"That's what I've always called you before, Lady Sanae."

"......" changed four titles in a row, Sanae suddenly became weak, and sighed painfully with her hand on her forehead, "Ah, forget it, this super ghost-like aura is still as strong as ever." ”

"By the way, what were you guys talking about?" Sanae quickly ignored Lin Luo's teasing and asked Reimu and Marisa.

"Uh, that's it...... Actually, it's nothing, haha. The two laughed, they didn't want to talk about the topic just now, but they had a low IQ and were obviously not good at lying, even Sanae, who had a low IQ, could see that they were deliberately covering it up.

"It's suspicious." Sanae stared at them.

Lin Luo shook his head secretly, it was completely in vain that he deliberately teased Sanae to change the topic.

"Actually......" Lin Luo had no choice but to speak again, wanting to fool the question over, but before he could finish speaking, Stygian pulled Sanae's sleeve and said innocently and cheerfully, "Mom and Dad were talking about Shuangfei just now." ”

Bang bang bang!

As soon as Dream's words came out, the three people over there had all rushed to the street.

Double Fly, Double Fly, such an evil thing, how can you say it so cheerfully?

Although Marisa is very pure, she can at least know that Shuangfei is an extraordinary term, but Sanae, who is known as a wife, obviously doesn't know, and says blankly: "What is Shuangfei?" ”

Stygian smiled and explained to her, "Two women sleeping with a man are Double Fly, Pachou told me, and I am Double Fly by Daddy and Mom Marisa." ”

The three of them, who are the protagonists of Double Fly, just got up and slammed to the ground.

"What!" Sanae finally understood, and suddenly her face changed greatly, and she retreated a few meters backwards with her dream in her arms, and yelled at the three of them with a red face, "You guys...... You guys...... You are so impure! ”

……

Ten minutes later, after a long and painstaking explanation, Sanae finally understood that the so-called Double Fly was not what she thought, it was just that they were drunk and accidentally slept together.

"Really, even if it's just like this, you can't say it in front of Dark Nightmares, it's going to teach bad children, you're so here!" Although Sanae understood the situation, she was still a little dissatisfied, and reprimanded the three of them with a calm face.

Originally born in the outside world, although she is used to the life of Gensokyo, she is obviously a little clearer than the local girls in Gensokyo in terms of common sense, and compared to these three people, the festival is also infinite.

"Yes, yes, we will never say it again." The three of them nodded again and again, they really had no room to refute this, who would have thought that the amount of knowledge of Dark Dream was so extensive, and even such a profound word as Shuangfei could be understood...... It's all Mu Q's fault!

Seeing that the three of them looked determined to change their past mistakes, Sanae was no longer angry, pinching her chin, and her face was a little curious, "But then again, it's incredible that you can have a child just by sleeping together like that." ”

"This is Gensokyo, ordinary common sense is not applicable here, Sanae, you are still far away." Marisa suddenly looked like a senior, and the old god said.

In other words, this guy was very shy just now, and he changed so fast.

Sanae nodded in agreement, "That's right, anything can happen in Gensokyo, and I wouldn't be surprised if Marisa gave birth another day." ”

"......" Marisa stopped talking.

Lin Luo: "......"

Reimu: "......"

The two glanced at each other, looked away, and kept silent, just thinking in their hearts: These two bear children are really pure!

"Okay, let's not talk about this matter, it's important to get down to business." Seeing that Marisa didn't speak anymore, Sanae suddenly straightened up and said to Reimu and Marisa, "Are you ready for what you said last time?" ”

"Ah, yes, it's time." Reimu nodded, changing his previous laziness, and it was difficult to get a serious expression.

At the same time, Marisa is also domineering, "I'm here for this, and I must kill that guy today...... But to be honest, that guy is not only strong, but also super lucky, even if the three of us join forces, it will be very difficult to defeat her. ”

After saying that, she couldn't help but have a distressed expression.

"That's right." Sanae nodded, "So, in order to defeat her completely and make her never turn over, the three of us must fully cooperate, first of all, we need to suppress her luck!" ”

"Fortune...... This quest Reimu is very suitable. Marisa said.

Reimu thought for a moment, "With my luck, it's possible to suppress her luck, okay, I'll leave this to you." ”

Sanae said, "Then my mission is to help Marisa and use my miraculous power to open the way for you." ”

Marisa said, "In the end, I gathered all my strength and attacked her directly!" ”

"This is the battle plan!" As he spoke, the three of them put their hands together violently, and they were magnificent.

What's going on?

Seeing these three major city managers discussing how to deal with an enemy so seriously, Lin Luo was completely stunned.

"Wait! What the hell are you talking about? Also, who is she? It's worth the three of you joining forces. Lin Luo couldn't help but ask, affected by their momentum, he was also a little concerned, could it be that the Abyss Demon Clan couldn't do it.

The eyes of the three came to him, and they said in unison: "Who else!" Of course, it's Gensokyo's biggest and most damn tyrant - Remilia Scarlet! ”

"Huh?!"

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