The banquet of the Liu family began, and my stomach was rumbling, and at this moment I had a huge question in my heart, and I didn't dare to run to the Liu family anymore.

Of course, the main reason was that I saw my mom coming out of the next door and going straight to the house.

I hurriedly climbed down the ladder, hid in the house, and quickly lifted the lid of the pot, which was steaming with steamed buns and a bowl of sweet and sour pork ribs.

I picked up a steamed bun and took two bites, then picked up a piece of pork ribs, took two bites, and threw the bone on the side of the pot.

At this time, my mother happened to walk in from the outside, and strangely walked around the house, and when she found the back kitchen, she happened to see me eating pork ribs, and couldn't help laughing: "Why don't you eat it on the table?" Look, you're too lazy. ”

I sneered, my eyes purring, "Mom, why are you back?" Doesn't that mean it's busy at night? ”

My mother looked at me with relief: "Come back and take a look and leave, I'm afraid you won't be too lazy to find something to eat." ”

Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, say that your son is not so lazy that he is not even too lazy to eat, okay?

I grimaced at her, stuffed the rest of the steamed buns into my mouth, and muttered, "I'm full, I'm going to do my homework." ”

My mom nodded: "Go to bed early at night, don't be the same as this morning, I'm almost late for school." Okay, I'm leaving, I'll plug the door for you from the outside. ”

I hurriedly dodged into the back room, pretending to turn out the textbook, looking at a yellow paper note hidden in the textbook, while secretly monitoring my mother's whereabouts.

I stole this yellow paper talisman from my grandfather, and I've always been interested in the ghostly things on it, so I stole it and played with it.

When my mother went out, I stuffed the yellow paper charm into my pocket, jumped up from my chair, and went out into the yard again.

Fortunately, I hid quickly just now, otherwise I would have been caught by my mother and would have been killed.

It's not that I'm afraid of her, it's mainly that I'm uncomfortable.

At this time, my mother was gone again, and I staggered up the bamboo ladder again, peeking at the other side.

The guys were still drinking, and they were noisy and shouting like a holiday.

I said in my heart that there are dead people here, and you are still drinking wine, alas, it's really not your own family that doesn't know what to worry about.

At this moment I heard another rattle at the door, but I was frightened, and I jumped down the ladder three times and two times, and I got into the toilet in the corner.

"Ou Ning, Ou Ning! Are you there? ”

"Ou Ning, Ning Wazi, are you there?"

A low shout came from the crack in the door, I was overjoyed, and hurriedly ran out of the toilet, ran to the door, lifted the small window on the door, leaned against the door and said: "I know it's you a coward, what's the matter, did you pee when you kowtow to Grandpa Liu?" ”

Nobita grinned: "Don't mention it, I almost fainted, hurry up and open the door, I'll bring you something delicious." ”

I said disdainfully, "You still bring something delicious?" Why don't I have it at home? Besides, the things you eat are all made by my mother, why haven't I eaten them? ”

Nobita raised the plate in his hand as if offering a treasure and said, "Pull out the sweet potato, I don't believe your mother makes it for you every day." ”

My eyes lit up, I love sweets, my mother's silk sweet potato is indeed my favorite, the crystal clear syrup, golden sweet potato, just out of the pot of the sweet potato, I can pull the syrup silk to stand on the stool, hold it high will not break, both fun and delicious.

However, this thing is more difficult to make, mainly because it is troublesome to boil syrup, so my mother rarely makes it for me.

In fact, the main reason is that my mother is afraid that I will eat too much sugar and eat my teeth, so I pity the hearts of my parents in the world, I didn't know that my mother worked so hard at that time, but I felt that my mother was very busy on weekdays, and it may be very tiring to make this dish, so I did less.

At this moment, Nobita was holding a plate of sweet potatoes, so he naturally bribed me, hurriedly opened the door, snatched the plate in his hand first, pulled up a piece of sweet potato and stuffed it into his mouth first.

Nobita turned around and came in like a thief, closed the door, and squatted in the yard watching me eat.

He also smiled and said, "Sweet, right? ”

"Sweet!"

"Am I alright?"

"Good!"

"I slept with you that night."

"Huh? Did your parents agree? ”

"My dad said that he would get up early to help carry the coffin, and my mother would make tofu brain, so where would I have time to care about me, I said it casually, and they agreed."

"Nonsense, didn't your mother let you play with me?"

"That was before, and it is now...... My dad just agreed, so ......"

"So you're here?"

"Hmm!"

My eyes widened: "Gan Chengxiong, although the word "jiji" is popular now, I clearly tell you that I have never been a man. ”

Nobita blinked twice and said, "What do you mean by getting a base?" ”

I scratched my head: "Forget it, I told you that you don't understand, so what, you don't want to pee on the kang at night." ”

Nobita nodded hurriedly: "I didn't urinate on the kang when I was four years old, and I'm seven years old now, where can I still urinate on the kang?" ”

I said in my heart that you are embarrassed to show off if you don't pee on the kang at the age of four, and other children's children know that they want to pee when they are one and a half years old, and you are still urinating on the kang at the age of four.

"Okay, okay, don't be crooked, did you bring your homework?"

"You forgot, I didn't bring my school bag after school."

"Then you're not doing your homework?"

"I was done when I was in school!"

"Well, you're better than me, what, I still have one on the table in the house, you can do it too! We're done with fun. ”

……

I have to say that although Gan Chengxiong is not a hero and has little courage, his merit is that this doll's grades are not bad, although he is at the bottom of the class, well, at least a little better than me.

When it comes to academic performance, I was the worst in my class.

In the second grade of elementary school, I barely passed every exam. Twenty-nine of the thirty students in the class went home with the double hundred papers, and I was the only one left.

It's okay, long live the pass. I sat on the ladder, shaking my calves, eating sweet potatoes, watching Nobita lie on my homework book and writing hard, and I thought to myself, how can I live so comfortably these days?

However, good things always come so suddenly, and disappear so quickly.

When I was enjoying the food, when I was sitting on the ladder with my calves hanging leisurely and watching Gan Chengxiong write my homework, a terrible, miserable, and frightened cry scared me off the ladder.

'Pop', the plate in my hand was thrown to the ground by my hand, and a piece of glass bounced up and cut my palm.

The pain that pierced my heart still didn't make me sober.

The three words that came from the other side kept ringing in my head: "Fraudulent corpse!" ”

Corpse fraud? Corpse fraud?

Could it be that Grandpa Liu cheated the corpse? Damn, it's broad daylight, what kind of corpse?

I hurriedly climbed the bamboo ladder again, and looked across with my probe.

I swear this is the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life, so terrifying that I twitched my hands and feet and fell off the ladder again.