486 Drinking while watching the news, not getting drunk and not going home
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Looking at the newspaper in his hand, Lin Luo really felt that this matter was very cheating, or that Guan Xiwen's photography skills and nonsense had reached the pinnacle.
He and Marisa were obviously pressed under a huge debris, but in the pictures in the newspaper, those debris miraculously disappeared, and it became that he pressed Marisa under him, and his hand was still pressed where it shouldn't be, and his face was a little red because of being pressed by the heavy object, and it looked like it had become that kind of concubine red, and the two wanted to refuse and welcome...... I have to say that the realm of photography is indeed not something that ordinary people can understand.
And this is only the first version, the second version is a picture of him standing with Alice and Marisa, which was originally just an ordinary chat picture, but because of Guan Xiwen's photography technology, it makes people look more like two women fighting for a husband, or a man and a woman fighting for women...... What kind of understanding does someone have, anyway, it's an indecent love triangle.
As for the third version, Lin Luo vomited blood directly, this version has no text information, only a big picture, and in the picture, he shouted hoarsely, like a comic, there is such a row of words, "What I like is men"
If these three editions are not seen separately, at most they will produce a little warmth, but how to say it? The power of reporters is powerful, they are often able to say that there is nothing, the small into big, and the black into white, in short, when you look at the three pages of the newspaper, at least nine out of ten people will think that the three people in the news are perverts, at least Lin Luo looks at it with the mentality of a bystander.
"Then again, since you're Marisa's boyfriend, why are you a?" Lingmeng took a leisurely sip of tea and said casually.
"I remember I've said it eighteen times, I'm really not a, and there's just a misunderstanding between me and Marisa, it's all made up by some bad journalist." Lin Luo wanted to cry without tears, he already knew, just yesterday Guan Xiwen had spread the news all over Gensokyo, and now he has a very thunderous title - universal glue, and now this name has shocked Gensokyo. ,
But Reimu directly ignored him, looked at Marisa, who was also a little calm next to him, and said teasingly: "It's really strange, didn't you say that you don't plan to get married, and you want to be a magician and accompany magic for a lifetime, why is there such a big scandal now, which one do you like?" This is a wicked word.
"You're deliberately looking at me as a joke, aren't you? Quite a few words" Marisa glared at her, a little crazy in her eyes, "It's not that you don't know that the paparazzi reporter's news doesn't have a little credibility, she likes to write some messy things to disturb other people's daily lives, really, just give her a shot." ”
"I know, it's just a rare opportunity to laugh at you, I just don't want to waste it." Reimu said it openly, her face was not red and her heart was not beating, and she did not feel guilty at all...... That's right, it's strange to be able to say such things so confidently, it's strange that you will feel guilty, and it's really an undisciplined exercise.
"Yes, yes, that's really to be cherished, usually only I bully you." Marisa nodded.
"......" Lin Luo said that the dialogue between the two people is very unique.
"Whew, don't talk about that kind of meaningless little thing, come, let's have a drink together." The four seats on the table were filled at the moment, in addition to Lin Luo and the three of them, there was also a little girl, she was the one who attacked Lin Luo before, and said to the three of them while drinking the wine in the gourd.
Her name is Ibuki Suzuka, and despite her small size, she looks like a little girl of about ten years old, but in fact she has been around for more than a thousand years...... Ghost. Ghosts and ghosts are different, the ghosts are pure human spirits, ghosts are the embodiment of temperament, and ghosts are closer to the fairies and monsters in myths and legends, and are the strongest predators. …,
Among all the youkai, the ghost is the most powerful one, and Ibuki Suika is the best of the oni clan, known as the four heavenly kings of the oni clan, the ability is to manipulate the density of anything, the power is amazing, it is the most of Gensokyo, it is said that the entire yokai mountain can be toppled with his own strength, known as the small hundred ghost night type.
In an ordinary state, Lin Luo can feel mortal danger, and even break through his strongest defense net with one punch, there is no doubt that Ibuki Suika is also a complete level, and its overall quality is slightly higher than the current Lin Luo.
The three of them didn't want to pay attention to the words of this drunkard, because they had already drunk a lot just now, and they would be drunk if they drank it again, but their bodies didn't seem to obey the call, and stretched out their cups to pour the wine that was poured into the incense...... It's not that they've lost their will, it's because of Tsuika's ability, her ability to control density, and her ability to "make it impossible to refuse her advice."
While drinking the fragrant wine, Lin Luo couldn't help but feel a little envious in his heart, if he also had this similar ability of "making people unable to refuse him to push down", let alone how comfortable his life would be...... Hawkers, although it's a pipe dream.
"Still a little out of breath" After finishing the drink, Marisa pressed the cup heavily on the table, her face a little red from drinking too much, and then proposed to Reimu, "Let's treat that guy as an anomaly, shall we?" Not a lot of words, "The guy she said naturally refers to the shooting pill text."
Reimu gave her a blank look, obviously dismissive of her vexatious suggestion, "If you want to go, you can go by yourself, I don't have the time to accompany you crazy." ”
"How can this be crazy, and it's still night, you can use magic gorgeously......" Seeing that Reimu turned her head away and didn't seem to want to listen to her, Marisa looked at Lin Luo again, "Then let's go, just take this opportunity to teach that guy a lesson, and save her from collecting gossip in the future." ”
"Excuse me, I'm in trouble enough now." Lin Luo ignored it directly, now he doesn't want to be an enemy of anyone, if he really goes to teach the paparazzi Wen, maybe he will lead the entire group of monsters down from the monster mountain, he is not so stupid, "And even if you teach her a lesson, her gossip soul will burn even more violently, if you are so unwilling, you can go alone." ”
"I can't kill the monster mountain alone." Marisa deflated.
It seems that you still know a little bit of yourself...... Lin Luo complained in his heart.
"Come on, come on, let's keep drinking." Seeing that the three of them had finished drinking, Cui Xiang handed over the wine gourd again.
"I think it's better to forget it, we know that your wine is infinite, but our stomachs are not as big as yours, and we really can't drink it." Lin Luo was very entangled, although he refused on his lips, the cup had already stretched out...... He once again said that this ability of Cuixiang is really against the sky.
"Cuixiang, I think you might as well turn into fog and disappear for a while." Reimu persuaded her that if she continued to drink like this, she wouldn't be able to get up tomorrow.
As long as she uses her ability to make the density thin, she can make things mist, including herself. Turning into a fog to secretly observe others is one of her favorite things to do, and because of this, she is known as one of the three major voyeurs in Gensokyo, the other two being Yakumo Murasaki and Shotimaru Fumi.
"This can't be done, alas, I just came back from the old capital and said, Reimu, you're too cold." Cui Xiang said with a slight dissatisfaction. The old capital is located in the underworld of Gensokyo, a part of hell and the abode of the oni clan.
"By the way, Reimeng, I have something I want to discuss with you...... Because he was disrupted by the news of the paparazzi, Lin Luo only remembered to ask Reimu to help catch rabbits at this time.
"Now it's more important to teach that tengu a lesson, my reputation has been ruined for her" Probably because of the fact that she had drunk too much, Marisa's face turned red, and she was clearly out of anger. …,
"No, no, it's the most important thing to drink...... "Cui Xiang used her ability to persuade wine again, and kept pouring wine into the wine glasses of the three people.
"Nothing is more important than my sleep now...... Reimu drank it all, and then slammed it on the table, I don't know if she was really drunk or deliberately pretending to be asleep, anyway, no matter what others say, she just didn't get up again.
"Oh, it's strange how many people have gotten more......" After a while, Marisa was too drunk to drink, and fell down with a grunt, lying on the ground without the image of a girl and falling asleep, and what was even more outrageous was that one of her feet was still hanging on the low table, and the hem of her skirt fell off, revealing the girl's biggest secret.
Ah, this time it's white pants, how diligent you are...... Even if he didn't peek, Marisa's biggest secret, Lin Luo, could see it clearly, and he was about to get drunk when he watched and drank.
If the creation rules were used, Lin Luo could also dissolve this drunkenness, but he couldn't be so stupid, because as long as he wasn't drunk, he would have to drink with Cuixiang all the time, and he would still be drunk by her in the end.
As the so-called long pain is not as good as short pain, late pain is not as good as early pain, black and white and red and white are very experienced in this regard, drunk early, even if Cui Xiang's ability to persuade alcohol is powerful, it is impossible to work on a person who is asleep, so Lin Luo also did the same, gave up the idea of being sober, and it was impossible to catch rabbits at night anyway, so after a few more glasses of wine, he also fell on the table.
"Whew, why is everyone drunk? Humans are really useless, alas" Cuixiang couldn't help but be disappointed, so that no one would drink with her, "Forget it, I'll go find someone else to drink." ”
Cuixiang stood up from her seat as she spoke, her body swayed, as if she was about to fall down at any time, but before she walked out of the door, she seemed to suddenly think of something, and then turned around and said with a drunken smile: "Ah, if you sleep like this, you will catch a cold, I will cover you with a bed and quilt......"
After a few moments, Suika closed the door to the shrine and ran out in a flutter, while the room was ...... The three of them lay side by side, with only a quilt on their bodies.
As you can imagine, it will be very lively when I wake up tomorrow morning......