Chapter 586: An Unfortunate Day for Mako Hirako
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When Arthur was dealing with official business, he also heard the turmoil from the Goban team, and after Ichimaru Silver entered the Goban team, he instantly killed the third seat and obtained the third seat of the Goban team.
And on the night of that day, Mako Hirako, the captain of the Goban team, suddenly appeared in the team building of the Goban team and asked to meet Arthur, saying that he would "cure the dark disease".
After arriving at the courtyard where he had made the appointment, Arthur casually untied the medical bag on his body and said, "Captain Pingzi, where is your dark illness, whether it is internal or external injuries, or lack of parts, I can cure it." ”
"Don't look like that, I hate your stubborn character the most, I have something to find you today, it's inconvenient to talk about it here, I invite you to drink......"
Mako Hirako shook off her golden bangs, revealing an exaggerated expression on her face.
Is there any reason for the slow guy to say something about others?
Arthur shook his head: "I don't have time, my captain also asked me to massage, cook, handle official business, etc., ......"
"Ah, it seems that you and Captain Mao Zhihua get along well, but the old woman is not as good as Jie, why don't I help you make an appointment with the broken bee?"
Mako Hirako whispered.
"Ahh......h Tsukimi-chan, how can I see a dead body dangling in front of me? ”
At this time, Uno Hanari suddenly appeared in the pavilion and looked at this side with a smile, and his eyes were so smiling that he couldn't see the light.
"Aha, what did I just say...... Captain Mao no Flower is really like a flower and the moon, close the moon and shy flowers, see you in the moon, I think you still get rid of the broken peak, and it is better to pursue the captain of the flower of Mao......"
The hairs all over Pingzi Mako's body are tree-up, ah, ah, Uno Flower Lie already sees him as a dead corpse, and the last woman in the corpse soul world can provoke is Uno Flower Lie. There is no one! ~
"Yike...... Captain Pingzi really has to laugh at it, how can I eat tender grass at my age......"
Uno Hana's smile finally returned to normal, "Ah, by the way, I heard that Captain Hirako ate too much, Tsukimi, you go and prescribe some laxatives for Captain Hirako, it's best to be able to excrete everything you eat......"
"This ...... Captain, we don't have laxatives, do we? ”
Arthur's scalp tingled a little when he heard this. It's over, Captain Pingzi actually dares to slander Captain Mao's flower, the blackest woman's heart!
"Oh...... yes, then I'll give you a quarter of an hour to deploy it, no problem...... Ah, I think you still have a closet of clothes that you haven't washed...... Why don't you wash me and match it? ”
Uno Hanari looked at Arthur 'gently'.
"Ah...... Leave this to me, ten minutes, no, only five minutes! Everything in the Corpse Soul Realm is made up of spirit sons. Therefore, acting on the body of the god of death of the spirit child group, as long as it is decomposed and recombined with some corpse soul realm plants, it can be formulated into a powerful laxative similar to the current world, don't worry, it is guaranteed to make the effect last for three days......"
Arthur was silent in his heart. Captain Pingzi, don't blame me, who wants you to offend Captain Unohana.
"Well, what kind of therapy is this...... See you in the moon. It's good to reassure Captain Pingzi......"
Uno Hanari quietly planted an enchantment around him to prevent Mako Hirako from leaving.
"Captain Hui, this is called poison therapy to fight poison!"
Arthur replied deftly.
"Hmm. What a clever lieutenant, go get the medicine done......"
"Yes, Captain......"
“……”
Mako Hirako watched Arthur and Uno Hanari singing and harmonizing, not to mention how bitter it was!
"Ah, I remember that Team Goban still has team affairs to deal with...... It's not a hidden disease, so let's bother another day......"
"How can this work, Captain Hirako? Can you still leave with illness when you come to my team building, that will make the other captains slander me for neglecting his duties, and my adjutant is very capable, he is proficient in the decomposition and reorganization technology of Lingzi, and any medicine can be prepared instantly, so it will be fine soon......"
How could Uno Hanari let Mako leave so easily?
"Captain, my subordinates have already deployed the 'Ten Perfect Epsom Pills'!"
Arthur walked out instantly, to avoid him being scorched by the flowers. Teach, let's let Captain Mako Hirako suffer some crimes......
"Ah, I'm so sorry, I'm cured and don't need to take medicine......"
Hirako Mako looked at the Ten Perfection Drastic Pill in Arthur's hand, and her face suddenly darkened.
"How can this work, Tsukimi, what do you say?"
Uno Hanari looked at Arthur.
"yes...... In medicine, any disease has an incubation period, not that you feel that it is good if it is not painful or itchy, but that the disease in the body has entered the incubation period, if Captain Pingzi does not like to take medicine, you can have surgery...... I've heard that there are surgical surgeries in the present world, so we can dissect Captain Hirako, and then take out all the filth and stitch it up......
Recently, I have developed a "fine threading" loop, which can be performed non-invasively without any scars after surgery......"
Arthur quickly explained.
"Well, Captain Hirako...... Are you going to take medicine or have surgery...... Hearing what Tsukimi said, I was very interested in surgery......"
Uno Hanari said with concern.
"I take medicine, take medicine ......"
Mako Hirako's face was dark, and she had the courage to grab the Ten Perfect Diarrhea Pill in Arthur's hand and eat it in her stomach......
After a while, he felt his stomach churning, and his whole person was on the verge of collapse......
"The latrine is over there, please use it yourself......"
Arthur said, pointing in one direction.
"Thank you!"
Hirako Mako said through gritted teeth, and then rushed to the toilet in an instant......
“……”
"Ah, Tsukimi, you really have to give Captain Pingzi laxatives......"
Uno Hanari couldn't help but look at Arthur in surprise, "I just scared him like that......"
"Uh...... Why didn't you say it sooner......"
Arthur instantly felt that the flower was even more terrifying, and he really couldn't provoke this captain.
"In view of your mistakes, you can take all the dirty clothes in my room and wash them, remember to come back and cook, after I have eaten your food, I think it is very good, and you will take care of my diet in the future, which is also the duty of the adjutant, as an adjutant, you have to assist the captain to do everything......"
Uno Hana looked at Arthur earnestly.
"That...... Captain, can I change teams? ”
Arthur bit his lip bitterly.
"Well...... I'll go back and say hello to the other captains and ask if they dare to ask for you......"
Uno Hanari smiled and patted Arthur on the shoulder, "I really see that you like it more and more, how about being my brother?" See you in the moon? (To be continued.) )