One hundred and five counts to remove the black snake spirit old sao bag
The old thing is helpless, originally he was tossing all his life, and now he doesn't even have his life, and he has to lick his belly behind other people's buttocks, and be someone's slave, but this is not necessarily a bad thing, if there is really karma in the world, when he goes to the underworld, there is no good result, maybe he will have to get off the oil pot at that time, and he is also comfortable running errands under the hands of the black snake spirit without being alive or dead, which is better than going to hell to suffer!
The old thing was originally a worthless product, and when it was alive before, it relied on the word beauty, but now that its life is gone, it depends on the whiskers to shoot the horse. This demon corpse can be tossed in the village, first the old man came forward to preach, and when he caught people, he told people that he had a dream yesterday, the Jade Emperor has appointed Daxian as the river uncle in the Heishui River, and every family in the village has to sacrifice, but people take this as a fart, originally, what does the Jade Emperor want to do and have to inform you? Which green onion are you? Besides, can dreams be taken seriously? You are King Wen of Zhou, what's wrong? God's head and brain, maybe who will suffer!
These two didn't expect the villagers to be easy to fool, so they had to find a way again, this time they learned to be obedient, no longer just relying on lip service, but dreaming, the old thing wandered around the street during the day, did not eat or drink, it seemed fairy-like, he was a dead man naturally did not need to eat and drink. At night, I will find a secluded place to raise the corpse, at this time, the soul will leave the body, and give the people in the village a dream, which is nothing more than telling people that you will not go out if you are in trouble tomorrow, and that you will have wealth tomorrow, where can you pick up foreign money and the like.
The villagers didn't believe it at first, but there was a good thing to try, and it was really in the place where it was said that the money was picked up, and the unbelieving one went out, either falling on the heel or letting the brick hit the head, and gradually the villagers began to believe, thinking that the old thing was accurate, you pondered and pondered, the old thing dreamed at night, and the black snake spirit prepared the next day, and the money should be given to the money, and the unlucky one should find a way to make you embarrassed, can it not be allowed?
Later, whoever has a big and small affair, difficult questions, all come to ask the old man, the old thing will not say it first, say that tomorrow will give a reply, and discuss the way with the black snake spirit at night, although the black snake spirit is not deep, but after all, there is spirituality, and the general things are really difficult for him, and the rural people can not have any big things, it is nothing more than who lost the goose, which family has no pigs, or marry a daughter-in-law, marry a daughter, the black snake spirit has lived in the Heishui River for a long time, can you not know the things in the village? That night, one by one, the old man was told, and the next day he said, there was no failure to be fulfilled, which was amazing, and the villagers were shallow in their eyes, and they really thought that there was a water god in the river, and since then all year round, the incense has been continuous, and it is more popular than the Buddha and Bodhisattva.
The black snake spirit succeeded in his treacherous plan, and even had to make inches of progress, asking the villagers to build temples for themselves and offer incense every day without interruption. At that time, although the world was in turmoil, some remote villages were barbaric, and the warlords from all walks of life were out of reach, and the life was still passable, and the villagers still had some spare money in their hands, and most of them nodded and agreed, but there were many people who had any temper, and there were those who were usually stingy and broke a penny in half to spend, and they didn't want to pay this money, but these people would not be convinced in a few days, and they couldn't accept it, because there was always something wrong at home!
The worst thing here is the fool's father, the fool's mother was still there at that time, this child is not stupid, he is more clever than adults, and the fool's father is also popular, but there is the same, the temper is too stubborn, everyone is convinced, he is not convinced, it is no wonder, although the fool's father is a farmer, he is a Christian, a fake foreign devil, can you believe in this mess?
This unbelief can be bad, the fool's family has a succession of accidents, either the livestock is lost, or the fire, the water, every night in the yard is the ghost crying wolf, scared people dare not go out of the house, you ask this water must be the bad luck of everyone together, why is his family affected? This water is also strange, the water is monstrous, it makes people dizzy, no one goes, just flows to his house! This is not evil, the key is that it has been unlucky year after year, planting sweet potatoes with leaves, sweet potatoes are not as big as eggs, planting sorghum with sorghum stalks, running very high, there are few grains of grain, and after a year or two, the family is so poor that even the rats are sorry.
If you want to change someone else, you can already be soft, but the fool's father is a twist, that is, he doesn't believe in evil, and would rather eat weeds at home than admit defeat, which is bitter for the fool mother and the fool, this day the fool's family sleeps at home, and in the middle of the night, the third watch heard someone in the yard calling, and kept saying that he wanted to find a fool's mother, and the fool's father had also seen the world, so he knew that something was going to happen, and he quickly told his daughter-in-law not to agree, but a mouth found that he couldn't speak. Ghost Silent 105
The fool is a woman's house, I don't know how thick the sky is, I actually agreed, this is bad, there was a yin wind in the house, the cold wind was swaying, the fool mother smiled, and hung herself directly, and she smiled before hanging, and looked at the two of them meaningfully, at that time the fool was a teenager, and he understood things, and he fainted with fright, and woke up the next morning, but he didn't know anything, so he was not as sensible as a child of a few years old.
Since then, the foolish father doesn't dare to be hard-mouthed, he burns incense the most diligently, kowtows the most, builds a temple and he has a double share, and the family has gradually gotten better since then, and other hard-mouthed villagers see that the family is so miserable, and they don't dare to say more, for a while, this black snake spirit seems to be the emperor of the village, don't talk usually, it's just a dream talk, and the villagers have to be scared!
But it happened that Niu Erzhu and his party passed by here, and the black snake spirit immediately found that Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai were the two people who ate carp essence back then, although their appearance has changed for more than ten years, but it is roughly the same, that night the old thing dreamed, instigating the villagers to be enemies with a group of people, who knew that Niu Erzhu was actually a stupid and bold child, he actually entered the village, the black snake spirit will plan, let the old man pretend to be dead, in fact, it is not called pretending to be dead, it is dead, how to pretend to be dead? In order to anger the villagers, a conflict broke out with Niu Erzhu and others!
Helplessly, there is still the old fox spirit secretly helping here, and there is also the yellow skin blindly mixed in, so that the black snake spirit's strategy is frustrated everywhere, and now, these four people are still living with more spirit!
This old man doesn't look old, and he is a half-dead thing, but he has a very slippery mouth, and it will only take half an hour to finish all these things. There are a lot of strange things that Niu Erzhu and his wife have encountered, but after listening to the old man's experience, he can't keep his mouth shut, this thing is too unbelievable, if it weren't for the facts in front of him, who could believe it?
Everyone couldn't slow down for a while, they didn't speak, they were interested in getting rich, looking at the old thing with interest, he looked at the old thing with interest, and he was furious in his heart, and he hid back with all his strength, and he just looked at it, and laughed after reading it, and the smile was called a lewdness, which was more uncomfortable than a pervert seeing the flower girl. This time, the old man didn't hide, but shivered vigorously, looking a little bit of a posture of being out of shape.
Niu Erzhu can't stand it, you're interested in this, your taste is too heavy, right? Da Shao gave Bu Facai a punch, and asked sharply: "Three rats, what do you want to do?" Now is not the time for you to have a spring, if you have something to do, you will talk about it after dealing with the black snake spirit, and then you will pull him back to your own house and no one will stop you! ”
Bu Facai was not happy when he heard it, what is it called to pull it home for offering, your family is offering such a thing, but Bu Facai was stunned, but he was not stupid, he heard the meaning of Niu Erzhu, and couldn't help but spit hard, and said that you are only interested in this old man, the three rats used their actual actions to despise a handful of Niu Erzhu, but when he saw the old man's slightly shy donkey face in panic, the whole person was completely petrified, he really had this meaning, this death is like this, When you're alive, you're not sure how sassy it is!
In order to alleviate the embarrassing situation, Bu Facai coughed, pretending to be afraid of the old man's shoulder: "I said old thing, you are not shallow, according to this, the black snake spirit is your daughter-in-law, you are his son, okay, I admire you, even this can be done, you are definitely this one!" Bu Facai gave a thumbs up, "The two of you, a living dead and a black worm, are also a perfect match, and I don't know how you survived together in your previous life!" ”
After Bu Facai finished speaking, he laughed dryly, he thought that Niu Erzhu and others would laugh together, who knew that the temple was silent, not only that, but there was also a strange atmosphere in the entire temple. Bu Facai was a little flustered, and looked around him weakly, he suddenly found a terrifying phenomenon, everyone looked at themselves, eh, and the old lady, although everyone didn't say live, but the expression clearly wrote "You are embarrassed to say others" A few big words, this is not **, the key is that the old lady is still red, looking happy and shy!
Bu Facai jumped three feet high at that time, who are these people, and he actually turned his elbow out at a critical time! The most hateful thing is the old lady, what do you mean by this expression at this time? What do you mean to agree with them? Even so, your expression is too timely, right?
Niu Erzhu saw that Bu Facai was in a hurry, and hurried out to interrupt, this is not the time to entangle these, he also knows Bu Facai's temper, if you want to go on like this, it will definitely be endless, then there is no way to do it, Da Shao stopped the three rats who were about to go crazy, turned his head to look at the old man, and sneered: "Now you have told the truth, we also know the truth, and then you have to die or live, but it depends on yourself, what are you going to do, hurry up and give a happy word!" ”
The old man was stunned when he heard Niu Erzhu say this, he was already dead, how could he still die or live, but he turned his head like this, and saw that these people had unkind faces, he was trembling, what kind of temper these people had just now, he already understood the contact just now, if these people can spare themselves, then the ghost doesn't believe it! The old man trembled for a long time, and finally held back a sentence: "How do you want to die, how do you want to live?" Niu Erzhu smiled again: "It's easy to die, let's keep this coffin, don't let you in, wait until dawn, I guess you will have to finish playing, although you can always appear in the daytime, no matter how heavy the yang energy is, it can't hurt you, but I'm the reason for this coffin, right?" If you go back to the coffin now and rest for a night, you will probably be fine if you go out the next day, but if you stay out for the night? We're not in a hurry, we really want to see your old skills! ”――by:87942204368064376|317――>