Chapter 57 - Come, Open the Sphincter (Part II)
"Lu Lu, what did he tell you, you ran down," Yi Ling asked with a frightened expression.
"Well, oh, by the way, Brother Ling, you look like you're scared, what's wrong?" Lu Lu first avoided the somewhat difficult question that Yi Ling asked her, and then she felt some abnormal expressions on Yi Ling's face and asked.
"Well, I'm nothing" Yi Ling found himself a little out of shape and laughed awkwardly. Immediately after, Yi Ling seemed to suddenly remember something, and asked loudly: "Lu Lu, don't tell me that Yi Xiang is still in my room now!" ”
"yes, what's wrong?"
"Let's go, if we don't leave, our room will be finished!" Yi Ling quickly took Lu Lu's hand and ran towards their room, not even having time to tell Lu Lu the reason.
I don't know why, Lu Lu suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart
As soon as they entered the room, Yi Ling and Lu Lu were dumbfounded: Yi Xiang didn't know where to take out a lighter and was burning their quilt, the room was full of thick black smoke, the ground was in a mess, the door of the refrigerator was opened, Yi Ling's tablet was broken in half and lay on the ground, and countless popsicles were thrown on the ground indiscriminately, not to mention that the fat boy ate more than 10 popsicles. Oh, my God!
"Ahh Yi Xiang, what are you doing!? Yi Ling yelled, and Lu Lu was standing next to her now, not saying a word—because she didn't know what to say now
Yi Ling rushed over and picked up Yi Xiang so that he would not be burned by the flames. Something happened that made Yi Ling even more depressed
When Yi Ling picked Yi Xiang up, Yi Xiang actually peed on Yi Ling
"Ahh Yi Ling let out a hysterical cry, he really wanted to beat Yi Xiang hard now
"Hey, hey! Big stupid! Yi Xiang, who did the wrong thing, not only did not have any regrets, but it was like he was doing something very right just now, and he was still grinning
Yi Ling put Yi Xiang down and asked Lu Lu to control him, he took off his clothes by himself, and immediately ran to the corner of the room, took out a bottle of foam fire extinguisher and sprayed at the burning quilt
Soon after, the fire went out
But what about Yi Ling's room?
On the floor, there were all sorts of burnt debris everywhere, the room was filled with a burning smell that made people feel a little dizzy, and all kinds of garbage covered the floor of Yi Ling's room. On the ceiling, the burned organic matter released when things burned turned into a mass of black cotton wool that stuck tightly to it
This is the consequence of Yi Ling and Lu Lu leaving the room for less than 5 minutes! What made Yi Xiang even more puzzling was how Yi Xiang ate more than 10 popsicles in just over 5 minutes, and caused so much damage
Yi Ling should be glad by now, fortunately he came back early, otherwise this room would have become pitch black by now. It's nothing if something is burned, it's a big deal to buy it again, the decoration of the room is ruined, it's a big deal to redecorate. Yi Ling's family lacks everything, but if he comes back a little later if he is not short of money, the fire will spread, and if it burns to Yi Xiang's body, the consequences will be really unimaginable
There is another point that Yi Ling has doubts: that is, Yi Xiang originally hated the sun very much, not an ordinary hate, and it can even be said that he was afraid and afraid of the sun, and he would definitely choose to come at night when he came to Yi Ling's house before. He also never played with fire. Now, why does he come to his house during the day, the key is that he even plays with fire.
"Brother Ling, look, Yi Xiang's face seems to be a little wrong." Yi Ling put down the foam fire extinguisher that was about to be sprayed in his hand, and turned his head to look at Yi Xiang's face.
Yi Xiang's expression was a little weird, and his face was completely different from before, showing a sickly white.
"Yi Xiang, what's wrong with you, is there something uncomfortable?" I'm afraid, but when it really comes to a certain moment, Yi Ling won't be afraid of that anymore.
Yi Ling squatted in front of Yi Xiang and asked, "What's wrong with you, Yi Xiang." ”
"Big stupid Yi Ling, my stomach hurts so much!" From the sentence just now, you can feel Yi Xiang's naughtiness, and when his stomach hurts, he has to say that Yi Ling is a big fool
"Why does it hurt to have a stomachache, wasn't it okay just now?"
Lu Lu hugged Yi Xiang and said, "Brother Ling, do you have a medical room here at home?" Hurry up and go to Yixiang to have a look. ”
"Yes, yes, quick, come with me, I'll take you."
"Hey, Yi Ling, it's been a long time! What's the matter, how can you come to me today? Doctor Yi from the medical room in the Yi family manor asked kindly.
Doctor Yi is actually Yi Ling's uncle, and his medical skills are among the best in Huaxia. As a relative of Yi Tian, he naturally would not go to other hospitals to apply for jobs, so he came to Yi's house as a matter of course.
"Uncle, Yi Xiang seems to be a little unwell, you can help take a look." Yi Ling pointed to Yi Xiang who Lu Lu was holding in his hand.
Lu Lu saw Yi Ling calling the doctor uncle, and she also shouted: "Uncle, take a look at Yi Xiang, he looks very uncomfortable." After speaking, Lu Lu handed Yi Xiang over to Doctor Yi.
Doctor Yi touched Yi Xiang's forehead with his hand and said, "He seems to have a fever, let me take his temperature." ”
Dr. Yi walked up to his desk, took out a thermometer from a small cabinet above the table, and said, "Come, Yi Xiang, take off your pants and ask Uncle to help you take your temperature." ”
Yi Xiang's eyes turned to Yi Ling, and said, "Big stupid Yi Ling, you go out, I want to take off my pants and take my temperature, you're embarrassed to me!" ”
Dr. Yi: ""
Lu Lu: ""
Yi Ling: "We are all men, no matter how embarrassed you should go, it should be Lu Lu, right?!" Yi Ling said angrily and funny.
"You are a man, Lu Lu is a woman! How can I be embarrassed to be looked at by a woman?! You, get out of here! I'm going to take my pants off! ”
Dr. Yi: ""
Lu Lu: ""
Yi Ling: "Okay, I'll go out"
Yi Ling glared at Yi Xiang with very painful eyes, and walked out of the infirmary in the Yi family's manor.
The scene was awkward
Yi Ling outside the infirmary, "I now know why he has a fever, the dozen popsicle sticks on the floor in my room have been eaten in such a short time, it's strange that he doesn't have a fever!" ”
Yi Xiang took off his pants and said, "Come on! ”
Dr. Yi: "(⊙O⊙)"
Lu Lu: "(⊙O⊙)"
"Okay," Dr. Yi suddenly felt a lot of pain
Dr. Yi took the thermometer, put the front end of the thermometer on Yi Xiang's chrysanthemum mouth, and said, "Come, open the sphincter!" ”