Updated: 2013-08-11

I love that understated smile on my wife's face that made all the onlookers around laugh when they saw it. And the sad and pathetic Zhang Lei, he is now eager to give himself two ear scrapers! At that time, if he had knelt down directly to that winged wolf, where would this situation have happened now?!

Kneel down to the winged wolf, although his reputation will become ugly, and he will even be scolded by his father when he returns home, but he will not become the ultimate laughing stock for all players in Huaxia, because the strength is already there.

But being sat on the face by the current player who uses his face as a 'fart machine' is not only a matter of reputation, but also a shame for himself!

The players around him watched a joke, a big joke, a big joke about Zhang Lei, the scum of Chinese players. But Yi Ling, but he doesn't see it that way......

I love my wife, he not only has a hidden profession, but also has a ...... Incomparably terrifying - power!

He sat on Zhang Lei's face, no matter how much strength Zhang Lei used, he was like sitting on the flat ground, not moving at all! And Zhang Lei, who was sitting under his buttocks, also felt that this was unusual, he knew exactly how much strength he had, and his body was much bigger than ordinary people, and he was twisting around like that, but he still couldn't get rid of that ...... Cold cold ass!

"Everyone! Don't worry! I've been getting a good gut lately...... And I didn't eat anything greasy, although this fart is one of the three urgency of people, but it is not something that can be released when you want to......" I love my wife scratched her head, as if she was very embarrassed, he turned his gaze to Yi Ling again, looked at him with a begging look, and said, "Brother winged wolf...... Can I go offline first and eat two sweet potatoes, sweet potatoes or something...... You help me watch this slump under my ass, don't let him run! Forehead...... I have a good digestive system, and it didn't take a few minutes to digest those things! When the time comes, I'll drop a good girl! That fart can only be described in one word - menacing! ”

Yi Ling was deeply speechless when I said that I loved my wife...... But he is also the protagonist of this book, and he immediately knows another meaning of what he said. Waving his hand, he said, "That's enough...... You go first, and I'll take care of the rest......"

"Huh?! Brother winged wolf, don't you talk to me 'uh-huh' 'uh-huh'!? Yes! It's so sad! After saying that, I love my wife and covered her face with both hands very contrivedly, and ran to the player group again like a shy big girl - uh, she twisted her ass......

As soon as he went, the players around him consciously gave way to a small area, for fear that he would accidentally have another 'porphyry'......

Yi Ling didn't pay attention to him, walked straight to Zhang Lei, and once again stepped on Zhang Lei's chest, who had not yet gotten up, and he was surprised to find that - Nima, Zhang Lei's face turned purple!

"Do you want to kneel down and kowtow to me now to admit your mistakes, or do you want me to watch you here and wait for that friend to go home and eat a few sweet potatoes just now......"

As soon as Yi Ling's words were finished, the players around him burst into laughter again, and everyone looked at Zhang Lei as if they were watching a circus clown.

"Hmmm! Big Brother Winged Wolf! As long as you say a word, I will go offline immediately, next to my house is the vegetable market, buy a sweet potato quickly! Moreover, sweet potatoes are even more powerful when eaten raw! ”

The players around laughed again.

Ignoring him is the most correct choice, Yi Ling was just about to speak, and Zhang Lei, who heard the words that I love my wife, immediately said: "Winged wolf!" I was wrong! I was really wrong, you take your feet off me, and I will kneel and kowtow to you right away! ”

"Wouldn't it have been said earlier...... Hey, I have to find myself so much hardship......" Yi Ling said with some helplessness on his mouth, but in his heart, he almost laughed out loud! If it weren't for the one I love my wife who came just now, Yi Ling really didn't know how to make Zhang Lei kneel down for him in front of so many players......

After speaking, Yi Ling took his foot off Zhang Lei's body, took two steps back, and quietly waited for Zhang Lei to kowtow to him......

When Yi Ling's feet were taken off Zhang Lei's chest, Zhang Lei immediately felt that the pressure on his chest was as heavy as Mount Tai suddenly disappeared, and his breathing seemed to become smoother than before.

"Haha... Haha......" Zhang Lei stood there and suddenly laughed, and then shouted loudly, saying, "You think Lao Tzu is a fool!" Kneel to your mother. Force! After speaking, there was no shadow of Zhang Lei in front of Yi Ling and all the onlookers around him, replaced by a white light that had not completely dissipated......

Yi Ling had long expected that this would be such a result, with the one brought by my wife, today's events should be able to make him remember it vividly for a long time. So Zhang Lei...... You are the same as Dugu Yumi, you have to pray every day and every night, don't be touched by me again, otherwise it is inevitable that you will kneel down and kowtow and admit your mistakes......

"I'm the next Ao, Zhang Lei's bastard is still not a man?! Why did you just run away like that?! ”

"Nima, I knew that Lao Tzu would go up to restrain Zhang Lei, and wait for the big brother to go home and eat sweet potatoes!"

"Oh?! Yes, then thank you for the recognition of this benevolent brother, in fact, I think it's not loud enough, not enough to taste, I knew that there was such a wonderful play today, I would definitely eat a lot of sweet potatoes at noon! ”

"Hahahaha! Brother, you're good enough! I didn't see Zhang Lei kneeling for the winged wolf today, can I see you fart in Zhang Lei's mouth again...... Hahahaha! It's so enjoyable! ”

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"Ding...... Congratulations on successfully completing the hidden quest 'Manic Guo Furong' and receiving the reward 'The Secret of 'Wulin Gaiden', from now on, you can always go to Tongfu Inn to find out to Lu Qinghou. ”

Before Yi Ling stepped into the Doomsday Forest, he heard a system prompt sound from the system. Guo Furong's temper ...... It's getting better?! Could it be that what happened?! This made Yi Ji a little confused. From the last time I went to the Tongfu Inn, I deceived the Tai Blade...... Well, no, it's been about a month since he changed to the Tai Blade, and during this time, he has too many things to do, and he really almost forgot everything about Guo Furong...... Secrets about martial arts Gaiden...... Forget it, let's get the auction house done first.

As soon as he thought of the auction house, Yi Ling's momentum came up again, and the bad mood that Zhang Lei brought to him was immediately swept away, and he strode towards the depths of the Forest of Doom.

Endless darkness, flickering strange books, poison all over the sky, strange beasts like hair. The forest of doom, the golden phoenix, the sea of fire is churning, and the lives are devastated......

The answer to this riddle may really be found in this Forest of Doom......

Before he could go far, a dry black tiger rushed out in front of Yi Ling's eyes.

Monster name: Undead War Tiger

Strange Item Level: Crystal

Monster Level: 80

Health: 550000/550000

Monster Introduction: This is an ordinary forest giant tiger, because of the long years in the Forest of Doom absorbing the death qi from here, gradually turned into an undead war tiger with no ordinary life.

Monster Skill: Torn Claw: Deal 120% of normal damage to a single enemy within 2 meters in front of you, and the opponent has an 80% chance of being affected by the breath of death after the attack hits, dropping 5% of the maximum health per second, and lasting for 10 seconds. During the duration, the opponent has a 1% chance to be triggered by the breath of death.

Strike Hard: Pounce on the enemy in front of you with all your strength, no attack damage value. After the attack hits, the opponent has a 20% chance to fall into a confused state for 2~4 seconds, and the damage value of any attack in the confused state is increased by 10%, and all potions and skills cannot be used.

Weaknesses: light, fire. -80% Light Resistance and -30% Fire Resistance.

Good guy, as soon as you come in, you will give me such a big gift! Looking at the skinny undead war tiger in front of him, he couldn't help but be eager to try. The level 80 crystal monster, after being destroyed, will definitely be able to make his current level of 33 soar to level 34 or above! This undead war tiger's health is not low, but with Yi Ling's current attack power, it won't be too long to destroy it. It only has two skills, and both of them are terrifying. Although it was said that as long as the beast was released, an eternal holy light could almost destroy most of its life, Yi Ling was still more eager to kill him by himself. In that way, you can not only train your fighting awareness, but also gain a great sense of achievement. With the attributes of level 33, you can single-handedly take on a level 80 crystal monster!

Oh, my God! If you tell an average player about this fact, he will definitely say to you in a very sincere tone: "Stupid... Forcing ......"

Okay, since you've appeared, don't blame Lao Tzu for being unkind!

As he spoke, Yi Ling summoned the Tai Blade and rushed towards the undead battle tiger.

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"Is it Zhang Lei?!"

", don't bother me!" Zhang Lei had just returned to the real world, and what he had encountered in the world of "Destruction" before had not calmed him down, and his mobile phone rang. He was going not to take it, but his subconscious made a decision for him......

"Hehe, Zhang Lei, don't be angry. I'm Dugu. I think you must be itching to when, skin, and drink the blood of that winged wolf! I'm just like you. ”

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"If you're willing to believe me, I can give you information about that 'winged wolf' in the real world, and we can get rid of him together...... I think we should be able to be good partners......"

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"Are you reliable in this information?!"

"Of course it's reliable! His real name is Yi Ling, and he told me this personally. If you believe me, I'll tell you all the plans I've already thought of right away! ”

“…… You say......"

[Why, you don't post book reviews, do you know how painful it was for me to add 57 essences last week!] 】