Eighty-nine plans to remove the black snake spirit, who is stupid in the end
As soon as the old lady said that the snake molted, everyone understood, and the black snake spirit was going to molt in the next few days after making trouble for a long time. Before others could speak, Bu Facai suddenly came to his senses, jumped three feet high, and said unashamedly: "What should I be, it turns out to be this messy thing, so what else is there to say?" I can see the snake molting, once this thing sheds its skin, it can't be slowed down for several days, let's take this opportunity to break into its lair, cut her with a knife, and see what spell it has to read! ”
Niu Erzhu saw that Bu Facai was babbling, and he didn't fight as soon as he was angry, and he came up with a neck: "What can you do?" You're sick again, aren't you? You don't want to think it's that simple, at least if you're going to kill him, you have to know where this thing's lair is, but you know what? Besides, you all know that this is the best opportunity, but the black snake spirit himself doesn't know? He must have been prepared, maybe he has been waiting for you to go for a long time, if you want to think as simple as you think, then it's over, we don't have to go, the black snake spirit may be poisoned by eating and killing himself! ”
Where is Bu Facai convinced? His neck was stiff, and he was about to refute, but the old lady stopped him: "Master, don't be unconvinced, what the second brother said makes sense!" The old lady turned her head to look at Niu Erzhu, "Second brother, we can't be reckless in this matter, we have to sum it up, it's best to find a way to figure out where the black snake's lair is, as long as we figure out this matter, it will be easy to handle in the future!" ”
Niu Erzhu coughed and quickly turned his head, he didn't dare to look at the old lady's face again, for fear that he would vomit. If you want to say that everyone has to get old, no one can run, and you can't say that all the old people are annoying, but people are doing what at what age, a child is always pretending to be an adult, and he must not be beaten, but if an old lady in her seventies and eighties pretends to be an innocent girl, then it is not a matter of being beaten, it is a person who has to be sick to his stomach when he sees it.
"What's your idea, big ...... Aunt! "Niu Erzhu originally wanted to be called the eldest sister. But when I saw the old face, my mouth was bald, and I actually called my aunt, the old lady originally smiled a face, as soon as she heard this, she immediately rolled over, rolled her eyes, twisted her neck, and squatted in the corner without saying a word, and took the scribbling with the branches, and the brother didn't know what the hell she was messing with, and when she got closer, it turned out to be a circle that kept drawing circles, and everyone understood, it turned out to be a long-lost stunt in the rivers and lakes - draw a circle and curse you!
The three of them are out of line, what kind of temper does this old lady have? How can you be like a child, and turn your face when you say it? Niu Erzhu originally wanted to catch the ducks on the shelves, so that Bu Facai coaxed the old lady, but when he saw the bitter and hateful expression of the three rats, he was a little unbearable, in fact, the reason was more because Niu Erzhu was afraid that Bu Facai dog would jump off the wall in a hurry, as the saying goes, the rabbit bites when it is in a hurry, not to mention the three rats, a public idol who fascinates elderly women?
Niu Erzhu knew that he could only rely on himself at this time, so he didn't make a fortune in embarrassment, Da Shao sorted out his thoughts, the most important thing now is to find the nest of the black snake spirit, only by doing this can he completely cut off the scourge, at the same time, these days, the brothers have to hide well, in case they are discovered by the villagers or the black snake spirit, it is too late, but how easy is this to say? I'm afraid that only he and this old man know about the lair of the black snake spirit, although no one often comes to this Hebo Temple, but I'm afraid it's not safe, what if someone comes in and finds these four people?
None of these four people spoke, the old lady didn't mean to take candy this time, she didn't know what to do, everyone pondered for a long time not only had no idea at all, but also found another very serious problem, the brothers were hungry!
As the saying goes, people are iron rice is steel, people are really hungry and anxious, that is more uncomfortable than anything else, four people, you look at me, I look at you, all of them are gone, to talk about money, these four people are, but now you move out of the gold and silver mountains, the villagers will not be able to buy you a little bit of food, and will definitely send letters to others, when the big guys hula around, then there will be enough to eat, fists, shovels are enough, the most important thing is that you will not be hungry in the future, people are dead, what are you going to eat??? Ghost Silence 89
Everyone was hungry before and after, and there was really no way to hold it back, Niu Erzhu's eyes suddenly lit up, looked at everyone and said: "I said everyone, do you remember the fool you met when you first entered the village?" ”
"What do you mean?" The man's eyes were blue, and he asked with a green glow. Niu Erzhu smiled and said righteously: "If you want to eat, you have to buy it from the villagers, but now the two sides are fighting like a hot kiln, who will give us food?" You have to make a few more detours and find fools to contact and contact feelings! ”
Everyone understands that what Niu Erzhu said is good, but in fact, it is to make it bad and fool the fool to eat, it is a bit embarrassing to say this, and it is not kind to think about it. The servants looked at each other, with a slightly embarrassed expression on their faces, Niu Erzhu saw the ugly faces of everyone who wanted to eat and pretend to be high, and immediately became unhappy, and glanced at it: "Okay, if you don't go, I'll go!" But say it in advance, I only want my own, you don't go, don't blame me for ignoring you! ”
After Da Shao finished speaking, he turned around and left, the servants were stunned for a long time, Ma Fengyi suddenly squinted at the two of them, and smiled: "Take care of the two of you, it's too dangerous for the second brother to go alone, I have to protect him!" He didn't wait for the two of them to speak, he turned around and left.
Bu Facai looked at Niu Erzhu and Ma Fengyi with disdain, and now, he and the old lady were left in the Hebo Temple. The three rats looked at the wrinkled old lady, and suddenly felt that she was much cuter, and an inexplicable wonderful feeling in his heart came to his heart, and the three rats looked at the old lady with tears in his eyes, and looked at the old lady with admiration, and just wanted to say something, the old lady suddenly stood up.
"The head of the house, it stands to reason that I shouldn't go with them, it doesn't matter how many hungry meals I am an adult, but I don't care about the big ones and I have to take care of the small ones, don't worry about the family, I will go early and return early, and when I get a meal, I will hide aside to eat, and I will never be in the same stream with them!" After that, the old lady shook the hand of the three rats affectionately, turned around to catch up with Niu Erzhu and Ma Fengyi, the tragic turn and resolute expression reminded people of countless heroes and heroes of righteousness!
However, your behavior is too shameless, right? Bu Facai almost fainted, and what do you mean by "you don't care about the big one, you have to take care of the small"? What does this make people think? What is the rhythm of this? It's shameless to the rhythm of death! Bu Facai, as a hot-blooded young man with a firm position, certainly can't tolerate this kind of shameful behavior, so when faced with the sins of these people, the only thing Bu Facai can do is to join them!
Because it was daytime, the four people did not dare to be blatant, all the way cautiously, and finally arrived at the fool's house, the four of them looked into the courtyard, just right, the fool was sitting in the courtyard, looked up at the sky, and saw that Fan'er, more Confucius than Sakyamuni, but the door was still locked, and the four people still couldn't enter, but this is good, at least it proves that the family only has a fool at home, and there is no other trouble.
Niu Erzhu seemed to have no one under him, so he hurried to the side of the fence wall, lowered his voice and said, "Brother, what are you doing?" The fool still looked up at the sky: "I'm thinking about what it's like to be hungry!" Niu Erzhu was choked and breathless, the way of the world has really changed, the fools are full and have nothing to do, and these smart people are hungry and scratching farts everywhere, this fucking reason!
Niu Erzhu didn't dare to say anything else, for fear that the delay would be too long and someone else would find out, so he had to go straight to the point: "Brother, don't study it first, a few of us are hungry, do you have anything to eat at home, hurry up and get some for my brother, we will definitely not treat you badly!" ”
The fool turned his head to look at the four of them and rolled his eyes: "Take the money!" When everyone heard this, they were all dumbfounded, this fool actually knew that he wanted money, and he didn't know whether he was really stupid or stupid, Niu Erzhu couldn't smile bitterly, and was just about to take out money from his pocket, Bu Facai came up smart, picked up two leaves from the ground, and stretched out his hand to hand them to the fool: "Then, brother, the money is given to you, you hurry up and bring us food!" ”
The fool took the two leaves, looked at Bu Facai, turned his head and walked into the house, everyone saw that Bu Facai actually used the leaves to coax the fool, they all felt that it was not very authentic, just about to say two words to him, the fool had already taken out two broken baskets from the house, and threw them in front of everyone: "Eat!" ”
Everyone took the broken basket and looked at it, it was in tatters, all of them were some rags and pieces of rotten paper, and the four of them were all grinning, can this thing be eaten? Bu Facai jumped up suddenly, pointed at the fool and shouted: "I said brother, you cross, can you eat this thing?" ”
The fool was not to be outdone, and pointed to Bu Facai and opened the meat: "These can't be eaten as food, but the broken leaves can be used as money?" Are you stupid for me? You're ##¥¥%#! ”
Because the fool's words are too ugly, I don't dare to say it directly here, anyway, these four people made the fool stunned, and they didn't dare to talk back, this matter has to be spread, others must not say that the fool is wrong, and you and the fool can scold what is right and wrong? If you go back and bring the villagers in, it will be more than worth the loss.?? Ghost Silence 89
Niu Erzhu glared at Bu Facai, how boring should this clever tremble be? Da Shao hurriedly took out two pieces of ocean, and coaxed the fool with words, who knew that the fool actually ignored it, Da Shao gritted his teeth, and added a few more pieces, until it was added to ten pieces, the fool smiled, took out a basket of nests from the house, everyone devoured it, Niu Erzhu shed tears while eating, ten oceans, eating the whole banquet in the city is almost the same, I don't know who is stupid! In order to divert his attention, Da Shao looked left and right while eating, hoping to observe the surrounding scenery and dispel the pain caused by the ten oceans. But the surroundings are just some farmland and mud houses, and there is nothing to look at, Niu Erzhu looked at it, and saw the fool's body, it doesn't matter if he looks at it, he found that the fool has a purse on his waist, and the purse is shining with silver light, I don't know what to show, Niu Erzhu took a closer look, and it turned out to be the scales of the black snake spirit! ――by:87942204368064376|301――>