254 The cruel supper battle of attack and defense, and the money-grubbing spirit
254 The cruel dinner offensive and defensive battles, and the money-greedy troublemaker
It's a good thing to recognize a well-behaved, beautiful and obedient cheap daughter.
This well-behaved, beautiful and obedient daughter is very fond of her father and respects her father very much, which must be a good thing.
If you add that this well-behaved, beautiful and obedient daughter will never get married, it will definitely be a good thing that is hard to find
However, why did Lin Luo feel particularly sad after experiencing such a good thing? After thinking about it for a long time, he finally understood, because this daughter let herself find her mother for her......
"It's not happy to have a mother and a child, so mercury lamp, you have to understand that as a filial daughter, you can't trouble your father in this regard, and you have to do your best to help your father, you know?" While everyone else was busy preparing dinner, Lin Luo himself sat next to him under the pretext that his injuries had not healed, and turned off all the other people's psychic calls, leaving only the mercury lamp alone, and whispered to her in his heart.
"I only need my father, not my mother." Mercury Lamp looked up and said with a serious face.
"......" Hearing this, Lin Luo felt more or less like being worshiped in the sky, and his body was fluttering, but then he thought of his inheritance, and immediately made a straight face, and corrected, "That's not what I said, a family must have a mother to be complete, you think, even a little tadpole has to travel thousands of miles across the ocean to find his mother, it can be seen that he is a very important person, if the mercury lamp has a mother, it will be very happy." ”
"The little tadpole and its mother live in a pond, not as far as the ocean, my father." The mercury lamp kindly reminded Lin Luo of the mistakes in his language.
"......" Lin Luo felt that he was eating turtles a lot, this was the first time he had lost his advantage in words, which made him very shocked, "I'm just giving an example. ”
"Is my father hungry? I'll go and prepare dinner. Mercury Lantern looked at Lin Luo, then at Mai Qin and the others, and suddenly said.
"Isn't there already someone preparing, your body is just right and you should rest more, and I think it's still necessary for us to talk about the topic of mom ** again......"
Lin Luo still planned to work the mercury lamp, so that she could turn from resistance to help, but before he could finish speaking, the mercury lamp smiled and said, "My body is fine, my father doesn't have to worry." ”
Then he walked briskly towards the place where the smoke was already rising.
Lin Luo couldn't help but be slightly distracted when he looked at the back of her leaving, the mercury lamp in front of him was very different from the mercury lamp in his impression, not the villain queen with an evil temperament, nor the strong and deep girl who cared about her heart, the magnetic voice revealed happiness and joy, gentle and generous.
Although Lin Luo had a huge disobedience at the beginning, he took it for granted when he thought about it carefully, after all, for his father's love and respect, the mercury lamp could be said to be the strongest of all the rose girls. In order to meet her so-called father, she claims to be able to do even anything, whether it is good or bad.
Compared to several other overly human girls, the mercury lamp is undoubtedly incomplete. Not just the body, but also the emotions, values, ways of thinking and even the soul. Her existence is absolutely unisex beyond the reach of human beings. She has nothing but love and hate, and between the two poles of love and hate, there is also nothing, and there is nothing to transition.
Human beings can't live only for love, fight only for love, and die, but mercury lamps can. She was born for love, fought for love, and devoted all her goals to the point of being incomparably simple and distinct.
Therefore, although he is a crippled body, he is also self-respecting and arrogant, like a god, the black-winged man stands high above the moon and looks down lonely, unique.
It was a discarded thing, and it should have no value of any meaning of existence, but she moved, and then went to war, gambling everything, cutting through thorns and thorns, and never turning back. The source of everything is the love for the founding father, in order to meet her father, to get the hug and whisper of the dream, she doesn't mind destroying the whole world under the black wing, she uses her actions to give herself the meaning of existence.
Therefore, there is only love and hate in her dictionary, and there is no good or evil.
Mercury is poisonous, the lamp is warm, evil on the outside but good on the inside, this is the mercury lamp.
Then, now that her father, a "fake and pseudo-column", is in front of her, her attitude and tone are certainly not as indifferent and dismissive as ordinary humans or other rose girls. Perhaps, the mercury lamp I encountered will be a brand new, the most real side that has never been shown in front of others, no, not maybe, but certainly
But then again, I deliberately interrupted myself just now...... It's really a bit poisonous, so you don't want your mother so much?
"Ah~~" Lin Luo sighed secretly, he felt that he had to be ready to fight a protracted battle.
Not to mention that Lin Luo was groaning and complaining to himself over there, the girls' side was unusually busy and lively, because there was no threat from the enemy, the previous routine returned to their side again, of course, the only difference was that there were no other human beings in this daily life except for them.
Of course, things like boiling water and cooking can only be self-reliant. Although in the eyes of ordinary people, it is just a trivial thing in daily life, but for these girls, it is undoubtedly a huge challenge.
As the saying goes, it is difficult to go to the blue sky in Shu Road, and now this sentence should be changed, and it is difficult to cook rice and boil water to enter heaven.
Let's take a look at the composition of these personnel...... Mikoto Misaka, a super electromagnetic cannon who can only discharge and tsundere, well, although she doesn't know anything about eating, but she can barely make something edible with enough modern equipment, but now, it's hard for a good woman to cook without rice, and she doesn't even have a pot, so she can't cook even if she can discharge.
"Hmm...... If this big stone is cut flat, it can be used as a spatula. Mai Trito stared at a rock half as tall as she snorted.
Next to Mai Trin is Lei, for a high-level natural stay who can sleep for five hundred years after a sleep, it would be against the sky if she could cook, and everyone obviously has enough understanding of this, so they didn't give her such a difficult task, just let him fold the vegetables, but ......
"Is this green onion or garlic?" Lei looked at the handful of vegetables in her hand, her face confused.
"Didn't I tell you when I went to pick it just now, it's celery." Mai Trin turned back to her, and continued her stone renovation project.
"Oh, it's celery, then cook it with this grass carp." Rei suddenly realized, and smiled and put the two in the same stone bowl.
"......" Lin Luo said that he was speechless, I don't know if the vegetables in Japan are different from those in China, or if the vegetables in this world are different from the vegetables in the forbidden plane, because in his opinion, the green plant called celery is actually coriander, and the grass carp is actually catfish.
Coriander, you can finally be used as a main course, it's really gratifying, and catfish, congratulations on having one more relative. At last...... What is it to burn "celery" and "grass carp" together?
"It's really strange, why can't this be peeled?" Just when Lin Luo didn't know how to complain about Mai Qin and Lei, he suddenly heard a very depressed voice and subconsciously looked over. Lin Luo found that the great Roman Emperor was holding her sword Primordial Flame, gently and carefully peeling the tomatoes......
Your sister, the tomatoes are still peeled...... Seeing this scene, Lin Luo almost vomited blood.
"Nero, that's not for peeling." Next to him, after seeing this, the bee-eater immediately said out loud.
Oh, oh, Queen, sure enough, you still know something...... Lin Luo was about to say this, but
"That skin is for peeling." The Queen snatched the tomato from His Majesty's hand, and began to peel it little by little.
"......" Lin Luo said that he had vomited three liters of blood and couldn't get up again.
"Okay, I'll leave that nasty ball to you, and I'll leave the pheasant to me." Nero tossed the tomato away, then walked to the other side and picked up a pheasant. The primordial fire slashed through the shadow of the sword so fast that it was almost impossible to see, and with the slightest spark, it split the pheasant into pieces...... It was also cooked by the way.
"Hahaha, how can this little thing be difficult for me, you see, it's already ready to eat." Nero laughed excitedly at the crowd as she picked up a piece of cooked pheasant and put it in her mouth, and then ......
"Ahh
It's no wonder it's not unpalatable...... Lin Luo was completely powerless to complain, it was the first time he had seen someone burn a live pheasant with the belt hair, ah no, it was chopped with the belt hair and internal organs...... What's going on?
Looking at the pile of pheasant meat that had been burned like black charcoal, Lin Luo felt a little rebellious in his stomach.
"Hmph, you little ghosts just don't know how to do things, I really don't know how you survived before, let me come" Yiwen Jielin was probably because she was ridiculed by Lin Luo before, and finally caught the opportunity to scold people at this time, and said menacingly.
"You little vampire dare to point fingers at me, I am the king of Rome and the king of the world, this kind of thing is not what I should do." Nero was immediately unhappy, it was normal for Evangeline to call others ghosts, but she was a character from more than a thousand years ago, and she was older than Evan in terms of age.
But Yiwen Jielin was not to be outdone, and sneered: "It's because you can't even do this kind of thing that you will die in the country." ”
"What are you talking about" Nero was furious, and just when Lin Luo thought that a big battle was about to begin, suddenly His Majesty the Emperor also sneered, "Then I have to take a good look at what you vampire do, come on, peel this onion." With that, she brought an onion to Evangerine.
"Don't take it, I hate onions, and garlic too" Looking at the onion in front of her, Evangeline was so frightened that she hurriedly jumped away, and then hid behind the bee-eater and looked at Nero hatefully, "Did you do it on purpose?" I knew I was a vampire and let me peel an onion. ”
"What a useless vampire, even scared of onions, this is our food." Nero looked at Evangelin with an expression of 'we eat onions, onions eat you, so you vampire is the weakest'.
Evangerine was mad, but she didn't dare to step forward because Nero had ...... Onions.
"......" Lin Luo didn't know how to complain, and he couldn't see that His Majesty the Great Emperor also had such a dark side.
"You fools don't play anymore, my father is hungry, and I'll prepare today's dinner." And finally, the mercury lamp that has just passed...... Well, it's good that she can tell the difference between green onion and garlic, it's amazing
"Little one, what do you say? I was called a fool and unforgivable."
"Hmph, just a little puppet, I'm a humanoid, be careful that I hang you up."
"I'm not afraid of you."
"Okay, okay, hurry up and cook, you three...... Nero, you cut this fish into slices, Evan, you use magic to make a fire, freeze it by the way, and mercury lamps, well, you grow feathers that can be used as firewood......" The queen couldn't stand it anymore and began to assign tasks, but her last task was really a bit difficult.
…… Five minutes later, looking at the messy scene, Lin Luo really couldn't bear it anymore, he stood up and said helplessly, "I think it's better to let me come, otherwise I think I can only eat this dinner tomorrow morning." ”
Lin Luo originally thought that after he came out, they would all retreat happily, but to his surprise, instead of retreating, they looked at him with the eyes of a female public enemy.
"What's wrong?" Lin Luo was puzzled.
"You get out of the way for me," Evangeline held a stone shovel to block Lin Luo's way.
"Huh?"
"It's all said, this time the dinner will be handed over to us, where you can play cool, if you dare to interfere...... I'll freeze you for ten years," Evangeline warned.
Not only her, but even Nero rebelled, "MASTER, if you really want to make a move, I will do my best to stop you." ”
"What?" Lin Luo was completely stunned, what is this doing? I just want to eat early until dinner.
Although I don't know what the hell these guys are doing, Lin Luo can also see that they are indeed playing for real, guarding their cooking smoke battlefield with extremely firm eyes, if they dare to touch the ingredients on it, they will really be divided.
"Forget it, then you can continue." In desperation, Lin Luo could only retreat.
And after Lin Luo retreated, Yiwen Jielin said to everyone seriously: "Damn, how can you even need that guy's help to cook, don't we all starve to death without that guy, we must not look down on others, we must improve ourselves These enemies in front of us are the first step of our self-improvement, come on, let's win the battle with dignity."
The girls agreed, and they all showed decisive expressions on the food in front of them.
"Celery"
"Grass carp"
"Onion"
"Pheasant"
"Tomatoes"
"Frog...... Uh, why do I have frogs in my hands? ”
"Ah, you can't eat it."
"......" Looking at the hot scene, Lin Luo was embarrassed, isn't it just to make dinner, is it necessary to make it like a life and death battle? The girl's heart is really incomprehensible.
In the end, about an hour later, everyone's dinner was finally completed, and they came to Lin Luo with a face of cigarette ash and six pots of unknown dishes.
"Okay, you can try it."
Looking at the six pots of vegetables in front of him, Lin Luo couldn't calm down, because he found that the eyes of the catfish in the first pot were turning, the pheasant feathers in the second pot had not been plucked, and the third pot was black and not slippery...... Lin Luo asked and found out that it was roasted tomatoes, and as for the rest, he didn't want to see it anymore.
"These things...... Can you eat it? Lin Luo asked worriedly.
"Of course, don't you eat?"
"Father, please try it."
"We worked so hard to make it, if you don't eat it, it won't give us face."
"If you don't give us face, you will suffer."
“……”
Lin Luo knew that if he didn't eat it, he might be eaten by them, so Lin Luo could only close his eyes and start enjoying it...... However, how can the murderous dishes of the legendary Chinese* women be eaten casually?
After only three bites, Lin Luo's stomach was like turning over the river and the sea, even if he was beaten to death, he didn't want to eat it anymore.
"Ah, is it really not possible? I can't eat this kind of thing. Looking at Lin Luo's expression like eating poison, everyone suddenly sighed.
I know I can't eat it and you stuff it for me, do you want my life? Lin Luo was depressed.
"If only Rin were here, it wouldn't be so much trouble if she was a chef." Mai Trin said suddenly.
"By the way, what about Rin and Lily?" After she mentioned this, Lin Luo remembered that the two people had never come back, and he couldn't help but be a little worried.
Beeeater shook her head, "I don't know, we were together when we went to look for food, but it wasn't long before she said she had found something interesting, and she went with Lily." ”
"Is it dangerous to not be back so late?" Mai Trin asked with a frown.
The bee-eater spread his hands and said, "Probably not, after all, there are no enemies in this world, except for the dragon clan." ”
Lin Luo nodded, "Yes, except for the dragon clan...... Except for the Dragons...... Dragon...... Wait, Dragons? Suddenly, his face changed dramatically, and he thought of a very dangerous possibility.
"Uh, what's wrong?" Everyone immediately looked at him with puzzled expressions.
"Did you see a dragon when you went looking for food before?" Lin Luo asked rhetorically.
"Yes, a big dragon flies in the sky." It was Rei who answered, she said with certainty.
Hearing this, Lin Luo suddenly had a headache, "I heard that dragons like golden things, such as gems or gems or gems or gems and the like......
"Ah" Saying this, everyone also understood what Lin Luo's worries were, and Yiwen Jielin frowned, "No, no matter how greedy you are, it is impossible to provoke the dragon clan, she should always have this reason." ”
"yes, and Lily is there, she shouldn't let Rin Hu come."
"Ah, I found it, I found it" At this time, a girl's voice suddenly came, and everyone suddenly turned their heads to look, only to see two girls running towards this side quickly, it was Rin and Lily.
"Rin? And Lily, speaking of you...... What are you doing? Lin Luo was stunned halfway through the question, because he found that the two of them were like thieves, Rin was carrying a big bag on his back, and Lily was holding a big egg in each hand, with a panicked face.
"What do you have in your hands?" Lin Luo asked in a trembling voice.
"Gems and dragon eggs." Rin replied crisply.
"Everyone threw themselves into the streets...... This guy really went to ransack the dragon's den.
But before the crowd could say anything, Rin and Lily ran past them as fast as they could, saying, "There's no time to speak, run, we're chasing after a large group of dragons." ”
A swarm of dragons?
Everyone was stunned, subconsciously turned around and looked, and in an instant, everyone's faces turned blue, only to see that in the sky nearly a thousand meters away, covering the sky and the sun, there were hundreds of dragons rushing over.
"Rin, Lily, you two bastards"