Seventy Bu made a fortune, three thieves and ghosts saw sorrows, forty-one
Yu Lao Wan saw that the person came so presumptuous, he couldn't help but be furious, and was about to ridicule each other, and ordered his subordinates to subdue him, who knew that he glanced at the corner of his eye, and suddenly lost his temper, not only that, but also scared a lot, almost followed in the footsteps of the fat man, and pulled a pair of pants at that time, what's going on? He can't afford to mess with this person who came, it is the strongest local tyrant in the military grain city, and the security captain has dozens of guns under his command.
Yu Laowan's face was so frightened that his face was like earth, and he wondered in his heart, what was wrong with this, he didn't mess with him, could it be because he ate unclean things, his stomach was uncomfortable, and he was looking for trouble for himself? No, this person is also a person, how can he be so disregarding his identity? The ghost is worried about an old man in the end, although he is scared to death in his heart, but there is no expression on his mouth and face, the old boy immediately changed his smiling face, and said with a hippie smile: "Yo, master, what are you doing, where am I not taking good care of it, you always say directly, why use knives and guns, this is not to hurt the feelings of brothers!" ”
As soon as the man heard this, he slapped his backhand again, and he was beaten all over the world, and the captain finished beating people, and he still spat on his face, and scolded fiercely: "**, who is a brother with you, I am your eight-generation ancestor, and you can't take care of it?" Is this a fucking under-care thing? I ask you, what's the matter with the dead body in your kitchen? How did you kill my brother, what did you give us to eat, was it my brother's meat? ”
When everyone present heard this, they all blew up, is this worth it? Leaving a dry person to dry for a long time without saying anything, and turning around and eating human flesh as a meal, isn't it the opposite? No wonder he Yu Lao Wan held a bottle of wine and didn't eat a mouthful of food, no wonder everyone ran out of stomach after eating! Among the people present was the short-tempered one, who came up and wanted to give Yu Lao Wan a cannon to the sky, but fortunately he was stopped by a few years old, and the matter was not yet understood, so he was not in a hurry to start, and while stopping the captain, he asked what was going on.
When the captain saw that everyone was obstructing, he was even more angry, and immediately recounted what he saw. It turns out that this security captain is also a ruffian, although he holds real power, he seems to be the emperor of the military grain city, but the bottom is there, you just put a yellow robe on him, and he is not like the emperor, this person is the most unproductive, but when he sees the wine and food coming up, he immediately eats Haisai, and the table is full of rowing, and the dishes on that table are not enough for him alone, and the people at the same table who eat are squinting at him, he knows it, and when he sees it, he should not see it, and he still eats with a mouth full of oil, and he is happy.
Everyone, as mentioned earlier, Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai have already put croton powder in the meal, but even so, the ingredients prepared by Yu Lao Wanjia are no less than the sea of Roshan wine, and the porcelain bottle of croton powder can not be so even, some dishes are just a little bit, and some are not even put away, and they are a little more separated, so although everyone eats the same table of dishes, some of the symptoms are mild, and some are serious, the key is to see how much you eat and how lucky you are. Gentle, the older ones eat slowly, naturally feel a little better, the security captain is so careless, see a plate to eat a plate, that's okay? So he is the one with the most stomach pain in this group, and the reason why the fat man lost his ugliness first was because he ate too fast, and the medicine had not had time to attack.
The security captain had a stomachache, and he couldn't speak, so he ran out, he was young, fast, and he couldn't do anything, but he was in a hurry, and he forgot one thing, and forgot to ask where the toilet was, if he was a frequent visitor to Lao Wanjia, this would be okay, but this kid also knew that his brother and the ghostly thirteen aunts were too doggy and entangled in sheepskin, and he was afraid of being embarrassed to meet. The yard is next to the yard, where is this? This kid was so suffocated that his face turned purple, and it was easy to catch a subordinate, inquire about the place, and when he got to the place, he had already occupied it.
Everyone, this croton is amazing, people who have been constipated for decades dare to take it as medicine, and they have to find the right amount, and they can't stand it if they eat a little more, not to mention a big man who can eat and drink? The captain couldn't hold back at this time, his stomach was like turning over the river and the sea, seeing that he was one step late, he was going to run away, this kid didn't care about decency, he wanted to solve it on the spot, but the yard was full of people, if he didn't care about it at all, it was too unreasonable, this kid took a look, there was a house near the toilet, and he didn't know what it was for, this kid rushed to the house in a few steps, saw that there was no one around, and couldn't care about it anymore, unbuttoned his pants, and immediately poured out!
It also happened that the house where the captain came was not somewhere else, it was Yu Lao Wanjia's kitchen, this place was originally crowded, more than a dozen cooks plus Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai, not to mention the same one after another. There is a rule with the old players, but whenever the host treats, the subordinates can not eat in advance, they have to wait for the banquet to open, and the guests have eaten, so that the subordinates can find a bowl of rice by themselves and eat a little on the spot. These cooks have been busy for several days, and they are already hungry, so it is easy to wait until the feast is opened, and the food is almost delivered, and they immediately look for plates and bowls, and eat in the dark. Ghost Silent 71
Do you think they'll be better off with a seasoned meal? In less than ten minutes, a reflection came, and more than a dozen people ran away like arrows, and disappeared in a blink of an eye. As soon as they left, the captain came in, and these people were just front and back feet, and they happened to move him around.
Besides, Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai, the brothers knew that this banquet was open, and they must have found a hiding place in advance, and when the cooks also fell for it, they ran around with their buttocks covered, and the two of them laughed so much that their waists couldn't stand up, and the two of them had already eaten a full meal, so naturally they didn't eat indiscriminately, and they were happy to see everyone's jokes at this time. When he was overwhelmed, he suddenly heard someone running over, thinking that his whereabouts had been exposed, Yu Lao Wan sent someone to catch them, his face changed, and he quickly turned around and hid in the cabinet prepared in advance, secretly observing the movement outside.
As soon as the two of them hid, the man came in, and when they saw it, this person was dressed very well, dressed in silk and satin, but there was a gangsterism on his face, and his facial features were hideous, and his complexion changed. The two of them were at a loss, but when they saw the man running into the house, without saying a word, they unbuttoned their pants, and they were busy with it.
A foul smell immediately spread, mixed with the smell of all kinds of fish in the kitchen, and it went straight to the nose, making people smell unpleasant for a while, and almost vomit it on the spot. The two brothers covered their noses, secretly screaming in their hearts that they were unlucky, isn't it a thing, where in the world is it convenient to go to the kitchen, and it is not called a life.
The two of them were scolding the street in their hearts, and suddenly they heard a little movement behind them, and the brothers were shocked, and they broke out in a cold sweat at that time. Let's make it clear, Bu Facai came back with a corpse on his back, planning to use this thing to scare Lao Wan, this thing is really eye-catching, you have to find a place to hide, the brothers looked for a while, and saw that there was a cabinet in the corner, Yu Lao Wan is a nouveau riche, the furnishings at home are not exquisite, it is just a word, the bigger the better, this cabinet is big, there is no edge, and it is no problem to fit four or five people out of thin air.
The two of them could not find a better place for a while, so they took out all the dishes in it and stuffed the dead man into it. After a while, the cooks came back, busy cooking and opening the feast, no one paid attention to the stubble, and when the captain came in, the two of them were in a hurry, so they didn't pay attention to it, and the cat waist got in.
This time, you can see it, there are servants here, a dead two alive, and the dead are behind the living, there is movement behind Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai, can there be anything else, it must be the dead ghost. The two brothers' hairs stood up, and their hearts were not good, this uncle wanted to cheat the corpse!
As soon as the two of them thought of this, it was like pouring a basin of cold water on their heads in the third and ninth days, even the blood was cold, Niu Erzhu was bold, and it was better, Bu Facai almost scared the urine out, the third master was trembling, and he felt a cold air rushing from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, and there was no place on his body that was not cold and hard, and what was even worse was that the movement behind was getting louder and louder, and a cold air rushed in, and it was getting closer and closer.
Bu Facai's soul is gone, he wants to look back to see what's going on, but he doesn't dare, but at this time, the more afraid people are, the more they want to see, the more they want to see, the more afraid they are, the more uncomfortable the energy is worse than the horror itself, the tortured three rats are in pain, and when they are in unspeakable pain, Bu Facai is hard, and his body is not obeying. Because he suddenly found that there was a pair of hands that grabbed his shoulders from behind! ――by:87942204368064376|188――>