985 Secondary 2 saves the world, and the disgusting handsome strikes strongly
Volume 2 2nd Journey of the Second Dimension] 985 Middle 2 saves the world, and the disgusting handsome attack is strong
985 Middle Two saves the world, and the disgusting handsome strikes strongly
As early as a thousand years ago, Lin Luo had already known from Qi Lù Nuo's mouth that Ling Meng had given birth to an nv child for himself, although Qi Lù Nuo's words were unknown, but it did not hinder the truth of this matter.
After that, she didn't see a word through the contact with Yakumo Purple, and Yuyuko also pretended to be mysterious, only saying that Reimu had an NVer, but as for how old this NV child was and what it looked like, she didn't say anything...... Of course, it doesn't matter whether to say it or not to say it now, just with this childish Reimu face and the name Bo Li Dream, Lin Luo can already determine everything.
Borei Dream, there is no doubt that it is the NV of Borei Reimu, and the feeling of blood being as close as water also makes him unable to doubt that this is also his NV, but!
But...... But......
"Ding! Authentication is achieved, and the current subject, Hiroshi Dream, is the host of the Heart of Space...... After systematic testing, the current host has the same gene as the contract owner...... According to the system, 99.99999 percent of the current hosts are ...... After rounding, the system makes the following conclusion: the current host is the biological NV of the deed owner, and it is the ghost father who signs the contract, and the scumbag who does not sign the contract, so please respect yourself. ”
"......" Lin Luo was completely speechless, the rare father NV was moved to meet again, why did this happen? Moreover, why has the book of contracts, which has been normal since the revision, start to become humanized again? I even learned to complain...... Author, what the hell are you going to make trouble?!
Even Lin Luo, who was unchanged before Mount Tai collapsed, at this moment, listening to the cold voice in his head, he was also dumbfounded, and his face was changing.
"Uncle, why is your face green? Are you sick? Dark Dream looked at Lin Luo motionless and stunned in place, and couldn't help but ask with concern.
Lin Luo lowered his head, looking at this NV who was unfortunate enough to be knocked into the air by himself, howling and crying, and now breaking into laughter, he was speechless...... What kind of expression should he face this kind of super-expansion?
Lin Luo took a few deep breaths in his heart, put that thing aside for the time being, and then squatted down, making the kindest smile on his face as much as possible, and said, "That, your name is Stygian, isn't it, is your mother Bo Li Reimeng?" ”
"Hmm." Dark Dream nodded obediently, if it was an ordinary child who saw a stranger, she would be a little timid, but she didn't have this kind of obstacle at all, no matter who she faced, she could talk normally.
"So do you know who your dad is?" Lin Luo asked tentatively.
Stygian shook his head decisively, "I don't know, my mother said, my father died." ”
Lin Luo almost vomited blood, and actually cursed himself to death, this ...... This is really Reimu's unknotted cào style.
"Do you think your dad is dead?" Lin Luo temporarily suppressed his thoughts about Reimeng's training, and asked again, if Stygian also thinks so, it will be a bit difficult to do.
Stygian still shook his head, "No, Zi's mother told me that when my mother talked about my father, she just had to listen to it in reverse, so my father didn't die." ”
Well, in other words, Reimu is tsundere.
Lin Luo was greatly relieved to hear this, and patted Dream's shoulder with a smile, "Well, Zi Ma is right, the nv people who grew up like to talk the opposite the most, especially your mother." ”
"Does my uncle know my mother?" Stygian asked, tilting her head.
"Of course we know, we'll talk about this later......" Lin Luo nodded and asked with a smile, "Since you know that your father is not dead, do you miss your father?" ”
"Nope." Stygian replied without hesitation.
"Ugh!" The smile on Lin Luo's face suddenly stiffened, and the whole person was in a petrified state, and he was greatly shocked.
"Because we don't have a father." Without waiting for Lin Luo to recover from the blow, Stygian Dream spoke again, this originally very sad sentence came out of her mouth, and her calm tone made people not feel the slightest sadness or abnormality.
And in fact, it's true.,Gensokyo except for the world of the world,There are only nvxìng in other places.,And basically there is no other relationship except for sisters.,And as a child of the witch nv.,It's also inherited her mother's advantages.,Like to be with monsters.,The worldview is very different from that of ordinary humans.。
If it is in the human society of ordinary people, not having a father will obviously be ridiculed or ridiculed by peers, and even rise to the point of being bullied, because not having a father is "uncommonsense" and shameful. But in Gensokyo, it is normal to not have a father, and no one will laugh at Stykatsu, and over time, Stygian has developed a special outlook on life.
Lin Luo thought of this, he didn't know whether to be happy or sad, fortunately his absence did not cause her a burden, and the sad thing was that there seemed to be no difference between his presence and absence, but ...... The next first question is to make her realize that her father's existence is still necessary!
So, Lin Luo coughed twice and said, "Dream, in your mind, what kind of person is your father...... No, what kind of person do you want your dad to be? ”
"Huh, this question?" Stygian tilted his head and thought for a moment, then said, "I want my dad to be a strong man, who can defeat any kind of youkai, and then be handsome, cool, and chic...... By the way, it's better to be able to hit a little bit. ”
"Huh?" Lin Luo was stunned, he could understand the first few requirements, and he could easily do it, but what was going on with that middle two point?
"That...... Can you elaborate on that? ”
"Hmm!" Stygian seemed to be interested, nodded heavily, and immediately said excitedly, "I hope my dad is a hero who can easily defeat any youkai, and it's best to ......do this after defeating them."
As he spoke, Dark Dream stretched out his waist with one hand and the other hand forward, raised his index finger and shook it slowly, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "I am special, the person who has been chosen by the world, it is still far from you monsters who want to fight against me, remember, my name is ...... Ah, by the way, what's my dad's name? ”
Halfway through speaking, Dark Dream suddenly turned his head and asked Lin Luo.
"......" Lin Luo was speechless for a while, at this time he already had a bad premonition in his heart, but he still said: "If I remember correctly, it should be called Lin Luo." ”
"Oh." Stygian nodded, then continued to return to the same position as before, and continued, "...... Remember, my name is Lin Luo, and I am the protagonist of this world, if you want to challenge me, go back and practice for three hundred years...... Now, that's it, I like this dad the most. ”
After speaking, Stygian looked back, his face full of longing.
Hey, hey, what a second second!
Lin Luo doesn't know how to complain anymore, is he really doing it with such a second-class attitude?
"I said Dark Dream, why do you want your dad to be a secondary two?" Lin Luo couldn't help but ask.
"Because it's handsome." Stygian clasped his hands and said excitedly.
Hawkers,Although some secondary two are indeed a little handsome.,I don't deny this.,But the one you described.,Isn't it a bit too much? Lin Luo secretly slandered himself.
Stygian let go of his hand and continued, "Also, you have to be a little special in your dress. ”
"Ugh!" Lin Luo was stunned for a moment, "There are still requirements for dressing?" ”
Stygian nodded heavily, "Of course, if you dress casually, then it's just like a passerby, and in the comics, it also belongs to the dragon horn sè who can only appear for less than three seconds and leave the scene, so I don't want such an ordinary horn sè to be my father." ”
Xiao Mingmeng's face was proud, and his eyes had already flashed with a strange brilliance when he spoke, "My dad had better wear a trench coat and a red rose in his mouth, and he can shine every time he appears, and there are cherry blossoms fluttering in the background when he speaks...... Ah, that dad is so handsome. ”
"......" looked at her with a self-absorbed appearance, Lin Luo was completely speechless, just a little brain supplement, his stomach began to turn over, it was not only the second middle school, but disgusting and handsome.
Stygian, is it really okay for you to have such an interest? Reimu, how the hell did you teach NV? Raising such a strange thing! …… Well, you can't really be blamed for this.
Lin Luo couldn't help but complain in his heart, but after thinking about it, he retracted his complaint about Reimeng, after all, from the perspective of a normal person, it was already very good for Reimeng to work hard to raise Reimon alone, and he left home for two years and did not return, ignoring his wife and children, this is what should be scolded.
If it comes to the hands of Lord Bao, it is estimated that he and Cheng Shimei are also of the same level, and they will have to be served by the dog's head.
But then again, can you respond to NV's expectations? To be a secondary two disgusting handsome?
Lin Luo looked at the dream in a daze, and the dream thought that he didn't understand his description, blinked his eyes, and immediately took out the paper and pen from his arms, lay on the ground and drew it, half a minute later, she handed the paper to Lin Luo's eyes, and said with a smile: "It's done, uncle, look, this is the father in my mind." ”
Lin Luo raised his eyes and saw a man drawn on the paper, with a handsome face and sharp edges, wearing a black sè cloak with no buttons, tan, hands chā in kùzi pockets, a rose huā in his mouth, an evil smile on the corners of his mouth, his eyes slightly squinted, and a strong electric light, and there were pieces of cherry blossoms falling in the background......
Lin Luo couldn't stand it anymore after reading half of it, because the man in the painting was not only disgusting and handsome, but more importantly, ...... With his years of experience immersed in ACG, it can be seen at a glance that this picture of Dark Dream is completely the style of the less NV comics.
What is a less NV manga? To put it simply, a beautiful man falls in love with a beautiful man.
Your sister! This is rotten! Dream, you have learned badly, and you have embarked on the path of rot! You can't go down that twisted path!
Lin Luo burst into tears.
"Am I not good at drawing?" In the dream, he looked away and couldn't bear to look at it anymore, and thought that his painting was unbearable, so he couldn't help but pout, his face full of grievances.
Lin Luoton felt guilty, shook his head again and again, and forced a smile on his face, "No, you draw very well." ”
His words are not against his will, after all, putting aside the question of orientation, in all fairness, Dream's drawing skills are really powerful, completely comparable to those first-class cartoonists, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Lin Luo wouldn't have believed it at all, this was drawn by her in half a minute.
It's just a genius, worthy of your own NV!
Lin Luo was a little proud, after all, this NV's interest was exactly the same as his own in the general direction...... Although the small direction is a little off, it doesn't matter, you can change it later.
"Hey, hey." Hearing Lin Luo's praise, Dark Dream laughed happily.
"By the way, where did you learn this skill?" Lin Luo couldn't help but ask, it was really hard for him to imagine that a little NV child who learned to make soy sauce at the age of two still had time to learn to draw?
"Library." "I often go to Pache Sister's library to read books, her comics, and sometimes I help with the original drawings...... I'll tell you, now I'm the most effective assistant to Pachouli's sister, and she said that when I'm three years old, I'll be able to publish comics on my own, and I also have a help in Wenwen News. ”
For some reason, Lin Luo suddenly felt the urge to cry...... My own NV, what a genius, he is already so capable at a young age, if this is spread out, how many young men in their 20s who are still gnawing at the old clan will have to commit suicide!
"Huh?!"
Suddenly, Lin Luo thought of a question, what did Dark Dream mention just now, Patchouli and Paparazzi Wen?
One is a tōu shooting maniac who claims to be "the realm of photography that ordinary people will never understand", and the other is a fanfic who is secretly a scholar who stays at home all day long.
What a cheat! Even if you follow Marisa Hún, it's much better than following these two!
"Dream, shall I ask you a few more questions?"
"Hmm."
"You learned this drawing skill from Pache Li?"
"Yes."
"Where did you know about Form 2?"
"Pache Valley."
Well, it's M's fault.
"So, Form 2 is cool and handsome, who told you that?"
"Pache Valley."
Mmm, you've made a mistake again.
"So, who made you like such a man?" Lin Luo pointed to the painting in her hand.
"Pache Valley."
Mq, why are you all the time?
"Well, such a man becomes your daddy......"
"Pache Valley."
Lin Luo had already come to the conclusion that the person who made Styxie go to the path of corruption was Pacully, the person who made Stygian the second middle school was Pacully, and the root of Immortal's evil in making Stygian hope that his father was disgusting and handsome was Pache Li...... In short, it's all Mu Q's fault!
Mu Q, you wait for me, I can't spare you!
Lin Luo said fiercely in his heart, then looked at Dark Dream, and said, "Then the last question, Dark Dream, in your heart, is the second middle school praise or sarcasm?" ”
"Of course, it's a compliment, I like Secondary 2 the most." Stygian said categorically.
"Okay, I see."
Lin Luo nodded, stood up and took a deep breath, with an expression on his face that looked at death as if he were at home...... Although he is not a secondary two, let alone disgusting and handsome, in order to respond to NV's expectations, there is no other way now. The Buddha has said, "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!"
"Look, there's a flying saucer there!" Lin Luo exclaimed in surprise and pointed behind Dark Dream.
"Where?" The dream condition turned back, but it was pitch black behind him, and there was nothing but huā grass and trees, so he couldn't help but turn around again, "I didn't see the flying saucer, where is it...... Yes! ”
When Dark Dream looked at the direction where Lin Luo was originally standing, he was immediately stunned, and his face was full of shock.
I saw that the originally dark space suddenly turned into a demonic powder, and countless beautiful cherry blossoms mixed with mist flew in the air, and under this beautiful background, a man stood in it. His hands were in the kù bag, his body leaned forward slightly, and the black trench coat on his upper body was torn apart, and with the breeze blowing, the entire upper body was almost completely luǒlù in the air, releasing a sense of xìng and domineering temperament.
The man squinted his eyes slightly, a fresh red rose was held in his mouth, Ling Luàn's long black hair fluttered in the wind, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, and the whole person was filled with an evil charm.
At the same time, the light that he didn't know where it came from suddenly shone on his body, making him look even more outstanding...... Such an aura can only be described in four words.
Coming in!
Of course, this person is Lin Luo, in order to win the favor of NV, in order to respond to NV's expectations, he has abandoned his "dignity" as a normal person, and he will not hesitate to disgust himself to become disgusting and handsome!
In the stunned gaze of the dream, Lin Luo turned his head slightly, took the rose from his mouth and threw it forward, and at the same time snapped his fingers, "Yo, my nv, I am your father." ”
The rose huā exploded above the dream, and the shattered huā petals fell on her body.
She looked at it in a daze, as if she was completely taken away from consciousness by the scene in front of her, and after a long time, she finally came back to her senses from the shock, looking at Lin Luo, her face full of adoration, "Uncle? So you're my dad? ”
"Exactly." Lin Luo raised his right hand high and snapped his fingers, and the rain in the sky formed a tornado, revolving around the two of them, "But just now it was just my disguise, and now I am the real me, my nv, please call my father, and then come with me, be the protagonist of the world!" ”
"Wow, that's handsome!"
Stygian held her hands, her eyes were full of stars, and as she shouted excitedly, the whole person immediately flew up, "It's too bāng, Dad...... No, Father, you're exactly what I imagined! ”
Holding the small body of the dream, Lin Luo burst into tears, although he was praised, he couldn't be happy at all!
"Father, let's go home quickly." After being in Lin Luo's arms for a while, Dark Dream suddenly said.
"Uh, home?"
"yes, let's go see mom together."
"That...... Can I disguise it first? Just like that. ”
"Don't!" Stygian Dream decisively refused, "My father's adult talent is not so ordinary, and the current father's adult talent is the most bāng, and my mother will definitely like it." ”
"Well, I think it'......."
"Father, can you shine a little brighter when you see your mother?"
“……”
Tragedy!
Lin Luo yù cried without tears.
Omitted...... To the ordinary rulers of the kingdom of heaven.
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