Chapter 891: The Trap of Human Affection
Although I still wonder if Asahi is a living corpse, the power he has shown has already completed the conquest of my psyche!
Because the power he is showing at this moment is no longer something that human beings can express! At least, I can't do it, and my father doesn't seem to be able to do it, brother? He might be able to do it, right? I really can't imagine!
The silver corpse had been lying on her stomach and bowing prayerfully from the moment she had hit him with her head drooping.
The ghost pig was stunned for a moment when Chao Youxi drooped his head, of course, he was only stunned for a moment, and then the ghost pig's body changed.
His whole body suddenly turned red, and the blood on his body was not only gushing out from the top of his head, nor was it just the bleeding of the seven orifices that my father said, he was now not even pulling down a capillary and sweat pores, all of them were surging out of the filthy blood, and a drop of blood was squeezed out of his body, and the whole body became a bloody person.
"Tsk, do you see, this ghost pig is scared! Accelerated transfusion. ”
My father sat down on the ground leisurely, looking like he didn't think it was a big deal.
I saw him so relaxed, and sat down on the ground: "Is it really Houqing?" ”
My father looked at me helplessly: "People, you should do research with a skeptical attitude, but you shouldn't doubt everything, I am your father, can I lie to you?" ”
I couldn't hold back: "What if you are deceived?" ”
A slap landed on the top of my head: "You are the one who is Lao Tzu!" ”
I want to cry without tears, I finally know why I always like to hit Nobita's head, the broken habit of feelings is inherited from here, but Nobita is not my son.
Bah! Nobita wants to know that I am still taking advantage of him at this time, and he must come all the way to strangle me to death.
I whispered: "Since it is Houqing, it is the legendary demon god, the ancestor of the four zombies, how could he fall into the situation of being killed by someone killing his father and mother, humiliating his wife and killing his son?" ”
My father slapped me on the back of the head again, and I felt like he had hit me more in a day than I had in my whole life.
Of course, it's not the kind of play in my dreams, it's almost every day, and I can't sit still now when I think about it.
"You're stupid!"
After he finished beating me, he didn't forget to explain to me: "Even if it is an ancestor-level zombie, it must follow the laws of human beings, and it is also necessary for the heavens to descend on the world, to work their minds, to work their muscles and bones, to empty their bodies, and to act chaotically, which is all necessary." ”
I had a black line in my head: "This is the same as the virtue of the horse fairy, before choosing a disciple, you must torture the disciple first, and then wait for the disciple to come out of the horse after he is enlightened, does this mean?" ”
My father was stunned for a moment, and then smacked: "You kid draws inferences, it seems to be really similar." ”
I shook my head proudly: "That's, our surname is Ou!" ”
"Stinky beauty!"
"Heredity!"
It's rare for me to sit with my father and talk like this, and this warmth is really pleasant, although there is no sunset, no mountain tops, no warm scenery and time depicted in the novel, I am still satisfied.
I said in my heart: "Dad! ”
My father was nonchalant: "Huh? ”
I cautiously said, "Can you ask another question?" ”
My father grinned, "If there's a fart, let it go." ”
I gritted my teeth: "I still haven't understood this Hou Qing's question!" ”
My father's eyes widened with rage: "Are you still struggling with this? Can I tell you that there are so many weird things in this world, can't I explain it to your father? ”
I immediately felt pitiful: "Is there anything else you don't know?" ”
My father went on a complete rampage: "I don't know much, Lao Tzu doesn't know why the Leaning Tower of Pisa hasn't fallen for a thousand years, and I don't know what aliens look like, and I don't know what UFOs are, just like why Hou Qing wore it on Chao Youxi's body instead of me, Lao Tzu is not a hundred thousand why, where do you have so many questions?" ”
I was so choked by his words that I didn't squint, and I couldn't help but smile and said, "What, who made you my father!" ”
"Hiccup!"
My father froze there all of a sudden, as if he couldn't find any words that could reprimand me for a moment, and bowed his head and said: "Lao Tzu has been planted in your hands in this life, you are a debt collector, what did I owe you in my last life?" ”
I asked tentatively, "Did you promise me?" ”
My father glared at me angrily: "If you have a fart, let it go, but I can't guarantee that I can answer any of your questions." ”
This is the relationship between the Father and the Son! No matter how strict the father is, he can't do anything about his son, as he himself said, I am a debt collector.
This is not a complaint, but a kind of love nickname, helpless and full of happiness.
I asked with a smile: "This Hou Qing is a demon ancestor, and he is ruthless, isn't the corpse chasing clan afraid that this Hou Qing will grow up and destroy their clan?" ”
My father was stunned for a moment, hesitated for a while before saying, "You actually thought of this?" The corpse chaser clan did think of this layer, so there was this houqing in front of him. ”
This queen in front of you? What is the meaning?
I knew I didn't have to ask, and my father was ready to explain it to me.
"Hou Qing was born again, which naturally shook the entire corpse chasing clan, and the patriarch of the corpse chasing clan is Tianqi Zhengxiong, this guy can be called a generation master, not only did he not cut the grass and eradicate the root to prevent future troubles, but united Mr. Rong and the two leaders of the previous generation, and laid down a series of layouts for this dynasty!
Although I don't want to admit it, I have to admit that the layout of these four people is simply a seamless conspiracy, not to mention Houqing, it is the reincarnation of the demon god Chiyou, I am afraid that I will be calculated by these four people to cry. ”
My father smiled at the corners of his mouth when he said this, and seemed to appreciate the conspiracy of Mr. Rong and the others.
His expression made me want to know more and more what that impunity was.
"Do you know what Mr. Rong is cultivating?"
He suddenly turned to me and asked.
I pondered for a moment: "Mr. Rong seems to have told me that he does not practice Buddhism, does not cultivate Taoism, only cultivates people. ”
My father suddenly snorted and said, "Where is he who only cultivates people, and doesn't practice Buddhism or Taoism, why doesn't he cultivate?" As long as he has useful value, he will cultivate it.
Others don't know Lao Tzu still doesn't know? ”
Speaking of this, he seemed to feel that he had missed his mouth, and hurriedly stopped his mouth.
I asked, stupidly, "How do you know?" ”
"What he used against Houqing is a trap of favors, Lao Tzu is one of them, why don't I know?"
My father suddenly jumped up and yelled.
Favor traps?
'Wow', my heart trembled for no reason, there won't be anything greasy in this, right? I can't imagine! R1148